Author Topic: My WG Pet Peeves  (Read 3190 times)

Offline MJ.spritzen

I've been punting about 8 years now. In that time i've found that only about 15% seem genuinely into it and about 20% of the girls deliver exactly what they advertise. This is coming from the Liverpool stomping ground anyway.

My pet peeves from WGs that i've encountered are:

Me turning up on time and them not even being there or still with another punter, telling me to "wait 15 mins".

Me turning up on time and them suddenly not answering their phone or texts so no sex for me:(

Listing something on their "likes" list then not delivering on it. "Is that still on there? I meant to take it off". I'd never force a girl to do something she didnt want to, but dont put something on your list if you're not gonna do it. Sometimes the only reason i book a girl is to do something specific.

Listing something on their "likes" list then when i turn up tell me it's extra. Romanians are the worst for this.

Turning up and it's an older version of the girl in the photo.

Turning up and it's another girl in the photo.

Smelly fannys.

Poor oral skills. Sucking a dick isnt rocket science. The best BJs are when they suck hard and slobber, slurp and get it all wet. We wanna feel your lips on our cock girls!

Telling me to hurry up and cum.

Pinching my nipples during sex. What the fuck is that? The chinese seem to do this all the time.

One punt in the RLD Amsterdam, wanted 50 euros for sex. I asked specifically what 50 euros would get me. She said "sex of course". So in i go and she wanked me off with a condom for about 10mins. When i said "lets fuck" she said thats 50 euros extra" (?!?!) When i called her on it she said "no, i meant 50 euros for this kind of sex" (wanking) "normal sex is another 50 euros". So if in the RLD, be VERY specific of what you want. That's only happened to me once in Amsterdam. Now i tell them at the door in front of passers by "i want you to suck my dick and to fuck you doggy". If it's more than 50 euros i walk.

What are your peeves guys?

Offline Billy no mates

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No phone number (I mean how hard is it to have a second phone)
Snapchat crap added to face pics

Offline Yorkshirefatrascal

Staring lovingly into my eyes while she sucks - wtf is that all about? Creeps me out.

Talking about their family, not exactly what I need to excite me.

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Ones who seem pretty active on AW (IE appear to login every day), but don't even read emails sent to them.

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Fake moans and compliments ("You're so big, baby!")
Using oil - that stuff is a swine to remove.
Profiles that double as War and Peace.
Use of ASCII art in profiles - prevalent in Roms profiles.
"Executive", "Exclusive", "Courtesan" and other bollocks terms for overpriced and under-performing.
Telling you your time is up when it's not.

Online Malvolio

Staring lovingly into my eyes while she sucks - wtf is that all about? Creeps me out.


That's a strange one - I like eye contact whilst the WG sucks me off.

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1. Over using "baby".
2. Wanking my cock too verciferously - a steady rhythm yes, using my cock like you're a drummer in a thrash metal band no.
3. A list of "you can touch me here, you can't touch me there".
4. Chinese girls in massage parlours - shave or trim your pussy hair It's not to everyone's taste and It's not the 1970s/80s anymore.
5. Maids knocking on the door saying "time".
6. Closed mouth kissing, you either do it or you don't.
7. Being told to leave the property quietly after she's spent the last x amou t of time (fake) moaning.

Offline bigboy

- You are too big
- Holding your cock while you fuck them so u can't go deep in
- Doesn't want to go on top
- Bad attitudes
- Sucking my cocking and her hair is covering me watching

Offline heathen666

Checking their phones mid-punt.
Telling you to hurry up and cum because their next customer is waiting outside.
Throwing the condom at you when you say yes to "want sex?"

Offline Jim-Beam

A load of used condoms in the room. Visited a girl once and the little waste basket in the room must have had about 20 odd used rubbers in it. Its not hard to put them in another bin in the flat!  :vomit:

A bit of attempted emotional blackmail or their personal shit does my head in too. Seen a couple of girls who've come out with my boyfriend has got cancer, I really need x amount of money to do this for him or venting their bad day at me.  The way I look at it is I pay for a service and I want them to deliver the best performance they can. If they have shit going on in life and can't do this don't accept the booking.

Offline Deanomarco

Girls that offer GFE who don't kiss, or don't kiss properly.
Girls that aren't clear on extras
Fake moans and oohs and aahs get on my nerves too.

Offline shagmore

About all of above appears to sum it up. Some more so than others

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All of the above.
Had one once who spent more time on phone than on me. And a bin full used condoms and baby wipes next too bed doesn't exactly do it for me either.
As for the WG who said she was size 12 ... add 10 to it!!

Offline fisherofsouls

Had a classic the other day.

Fit 19yo Bulgarian with a 6/10 face, had A-levels on the profile and mentioned loving anal in the blurb.

"OK for anal ?"

"No I don't have any lube..." WTF ? About as likely as her giving me extra time for free !!!

I walked (again). It's starting to feel good :D


Offline Home Alone

Ones who seem pretty active on AW (IE appear to login every day), but don't even read emails sent to them.

And girls such as the one whose AW Profile page includes the following contradictory statements within a few lines of each other:
"To make a booking, please place [an AW] booking request."
"Please text me if I am unable to take your call."

Erm; No!
if you don't respond to an AW booking request, my reaction is that you don't want my business. In which case, I'm going to move on to someone who does.

Just as I would if I rang, say, a self-employed electrician who didn't respond within 24 hours to a voice mail message I left asking him to contact me.

Offline Tallchris

Using baby oil for lube and lieing...with latex condoms.  Happened to me twice and the condom split.  Luckily i felt it and got out quick.  Got tested and ok but out of action during quarantine period.  Be careful of this one as a surprising number of girls are not aware of this.

Offline mr.bluesky

Being shortchanged on the time you spend in the room. A one hour booking should last the full 60 minutes not 45 minutes or less , and the hour should start from the time she enters the room not having to wait  10 or 15 minutes before she comes back into the room :thumbsdown:

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Saying on their profile "last few days", its still there a year later
Or saying "new in town", when again they have ben here years
Having a link to a blog, which hasnt been updated in 5 years. Why bother?

Offline Anadin

Weird availability - I see this shit a lot with 'Touring' WGs but now I'm seeing it a lot with WGs that have a defined area. If you know someone will be around on say the 12th then you can plan to see them but some ladies seem to turn the green availability sign on randomly making it almost impossible to see them, then half the time don't pick up their phone that day.

Poor timekeeping - If the appointment is at say 3pm you should be either ready to receive me at that time or ready to tell me you're running late. I've sorta come to expect that some providers are always late but lack of contact makes me think I've been stood up and I will never Ever loiter around someone's building.

Kissing - Do it or don't, just don't half arse it.

Difficult to understand directions - Usually I get postcode then wait for the full address at around the time of the appointment. This can be a nightmare when english isn't her first language and the block of flats is a fucking maze. If I'd got the full address 10 minutes earlier I could have possibly google maps it.

Skid marks or dirty looking toilet - I've seen this quite a lot and it's really off putting.

Not achieving treasured regular status - If I see a WG twice or more, as stupid as it sounds I want to be treated with a better standard lol. I like being greeted by name, I like the locked in price, knowing what I like, occasionally being available for me when they're not officially available, contacting me when they're coming back into my area. I'm lucky now if they recognise my phone number.

Offline lewisjones23

Shite incall premises / poor quality hotel

the hourly rate they charge then they can at least provide a semi-decent place to see them, no excuse for it

Offline Bangers and Gash

Spending a good deal of time pre-punt, trimming, showering, putting on some decent clothes and even a generous splash of Brut 45, only to find the pro$$ie couldn't be bothered to have a quick wash or run a brush through the birds nest on her head.

Offline Scholes74

Girls who use a script. saw one girl three times and at the same time on each visit she said"come on baby, give me that big black cock" All very well apart from i'm the palest person around and hung like a church mouse on a cold day ! If you don't want to talk to me-just don't !! :D

Offline NIK

Girls who use a script. saw one girl three times and at the same time on each visit she said"come on baby, give me that big black cock" All very well apart from i'm the palest person around and hung like a church mouse on a cold day ! If you don't want to talk to me-just don't !! :D

 I hope you reported her for 'racism.'   :lol:

Offline Hobbit

Girls that take a lengthy time in the shower (10 mins+) and then not adding it on to booking time.
Girls that keep checking their phone.
Girls that don't let you go in them deep.
Girls that are too controlling.

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Using an agency for incalls and hearing the same "line" more than once! Example was "I want to get it hard". They were both very good and I enjoyed the punts though.

Offline Chorley

Stroppy self entitled attitudes
Lying about services
Half hearted kissing; do it properly or not at all.  :dash:
Piss poor organisation
Fake, porn star moaning
Trying to rush you
Fiddling with their phone. Put the fucker down!!!
Bullshit excuses; "You're too big" "I'm too tired for cowgirl" "I'm sensitive so we can't do a,b & c, etc, etc.    :thumbsdown:

You're a service provider; if you can't provide that service then fuck off and stop wasting everyone's time! :dash:





« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 07:23:24 pm by Chorley »

Offline Rockhead

Ignoring clothing requests!!!!

In all of my punting 'career', I've asked for certain things that I have a 'thing' about i.e. bikini, fitness/gym attire, the hot secretary look etc. Every time I've been told 'yes' - and yet only ONE girl has EVER done it. The rest answer the door in lingerie, regular as clockwork. It's not a massive thing, but it shows lack of care and attention, and I must admit that it's starting to piss me off.

To add insult to injury, the one lady that did take any notice has now retired.

Offline BlueRock

Arranging a time and place well in advance, only to receive an email or text the day of the meet to cancel. Usually some lame excuse about being ill or kids are at home. Only to see feedback left by another punter that very day. Presumably some muppet having several hours of easy money conversation rather than a single hour of fucking.

Offline thumbspot

Bait and Switch antics have annoyed me in the past, only made worse by my inability to walk.
These days I’m infinitely better at spotting the profiles.

Offline purple_t

Reading messages and not replying to them (that's what I expect from flakey girls on dating sites, not someone trying to run a business FFS)

Struggling with or refusing to do certain positions... you fuck multiple guys a day for a living and you still can't do reverse cowgirl!?!?

Flashing an annoyed look if you dare check your watch mid-punt. Doesn't mean I'm bored FFS just want to make sure I don't blow my load too early or too late!

The 'hooker handjob' (blowjob where they just suck the tip while using hand on the shaft. I'm always pretty quick to correct them on this!)

Running out of wet wipes and giving you toilet roll to clean up. No deodorant to use after shower.

The worst one....how their attitude can change last couple of minutes when you are getting dressed ready to leave. Even when the rest of the punt has been very good I've experienced this... at least keep up the pretence until you've closed the door! I know they have to get ready for next punter but a smile and a friendly goodbye never hurt anyone, especially when you haven't overrun.
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Offline redtill

Most of the above plus showers that don't work or are freezing cold :dash:

Offline Bangers and Gash

Not being ready at the agreed time.

Running out of steam 3 minutes into a blow job.

Offline JonasG

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The fake OTT moans.

There's no need.