Author Topic: Debs of Beckenham - spitting image of Danica Collins!!!!  (Read 4212 times)

Offline Pablo_Escobar

Well it's been a while since i did a review and i almost forgot about this one. It happened 2-3 weeks ago details as below:
This is the advert from gumtree...

External Link/Members Only
Tel: 07514804881

Now i don't normally go for services with no photos of the lady in question or no review's online. But i was up for a gamble. So i contacted Debs (who i late found out was this lady: External Link/Members Only). She was quick to reply back... quoting £50 for 1 hr. She sent me the usual postcode only detail and asked me to call once i was in the area. So i did.

Arrived at the location and after a bit of working out which end of the rd i was actually at, i found her location. Now I would normally have walked had i known the state of the flat/where i was going. But when i saw her at the door... i thought, wait a sec... this might be interesting. So the lady greets you at the door wearing a robe and slippers and leads you up very narrow and crappy staircase. I honestly thought: WTF are you doing here.... this is where you're going to get robbed!!!
But... nothing like that happened. You walk past a few doors... young girls inside laying on beds watching tele from what i could tell as i walked along. I thought: it's a knocking shop. Anyway, you head all the way up the stairs to maybe the 2nd floor and ushered into a room (the room which you see in the gumtree add). Massage table, some other furniture, big ass mirror and a chair for you to put your clothes. She asks you get undressed as she goes to get the oil. Ok i thought.... well the ONLY reason i'm hanging around is because, the minute im up the stairs and i get to see her face/front.... she looks 90% like:

External Link/Members Only

Who has always been... let's say someone i would cut my left arm off for a go at :) She is the spitting image of her bodywise and face (i think). Short... around 5'2 or thereabouts.... i'd say 37-45 yrs old. But looks very good for her age.

She comes back into the room once im laying on the table and she's left the robe somewhere and is wearing the tightest tank top, showing her HUGE and i mean HUGE tits hidden inside that thinnest of clothing items. I am thinking.... oh my.... i do hope this is good. So the massage starts... and i must admit, it's nothing special. She's kind of rough.... chatty... from Manchester i later found out, but quite an effective massage. While she's working on you, she drops her tits on my head, back, arms.... i felt her all over my body. But remember, this was all a legit massage. I was hoping she'd at some point start talking 'extra's'. Anyway, she asked me to flip onto my back and she could see i was hard as hell and the old boy was flicking like mad every time she went anywhere near him. This was the point when she told me HR was an extra £20. I duly agreed and she got well into it..... allowed me to squeeze her tits and boy did I. I hadnt cum for 4-5 days, so when i popped, it almost hit her in the face. I cleaned up... didnt want to even dare venture off to a shower and left.

I was left thinking... was that any good... or was it simply because she looked like Danica the star, that stayed. Still not sure, but unless she moves to a different location, i won't be back. Way way too dodgy. So be aware guys!!!! Nothing happened to me, but that's probably because i don't look like the kinda fella people think is an easy target.







Offline peter jb

Beckenham is a pretty good area - you don’t need to be specific, but what road was it in- not many dodgy estates I can think of . Was she wearing skirt or leggings, and did she flop a tit out for you?
If you want better surroundings in beckenham , you could try YaYa, - Thai massage with HR, topless for £60 in nice flat .

Offline Cumpilation1989

Guessing you didn't want to push for anything else but did she seem like she would have been down to go further?

That Danica reference has got me thinking  :bomb:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Well it's been a while since i did a review and i almost forgot about this one. It happened 2-3 weeks ago details as below:
This is the advert from gumtree...

External Link/Members Only
Tel: 07514804881

Now i don't normally go for services with no photos of the lady in question or no review's online. But i was up for a gamble. So i contacted Debs (who i late found out was this lady: External Link/Members Only). She was quick to reply back... quoting £50 for 1 hr. She sent me the usual postcode only detail and asked me to call once i was in the area. So i did.

Arrived at the location and after a bit of working out which end of the rd i was actually at, i found her location. Now I would normally have walked had i known the state of the flat/where i was going. But when i saw her at the door... i thought, wait a sec... this might be interesting. So the lady greets you at the door wearing a robe and slippers and leads you up very narrow and crappy staircase. I honestly thought: WTF are you doing here.... this is where you're going to get robbed!!!
But... nothing like that happened. You walk past a few doors... young girls inside laying on beds watching tele from what i could tell as i walked along. I thought: it's a knocking shop. Anyway, you head all the way up the stairs to maybe the 2nd floor and ushered into a room (the room which you see in the gumtree add). Massage table, some other furniture, big ass mirror and a chair for you to put your clothes. She asks you get undressed as she goes to get the oil. Ok i thought.... well the ONLY reason i'm hanging around is because, the minute im up the stairs and i get to see her face/front.... she looks 90% like:

External Link/Members Only

Who has always been... let's say someone i would cut my left arm off for a go at :) She is the spitting image of her bodywise and face (i think). Short... around 5'2 or thereabouts.... i'd say 37-45 yrs old. But looks very good for her age.

She comes back into the room once im laying on the table and she's left the robe somewhere and is wearing the tightest tank top, showing her HUGE and i mean HUGE tits hidden inside that thinnest of clothing items. I am thinking.... oh my.... i do hope this is good. So the massage starts... and i must admit, it's nothing special. She's kind of rough.... chatty... from Manchester i later found out, but quite an effective massage. While she's working on you, she drops her tits on my head, back, arms.... i felt her all over my body. But remember, this was all a legit massage. I was hoping she'd at some point start talking 'extra's'. Anyway, she asked me to flip onto my back and she could see i was hard as hell and the old boy was flicking like mad every time she went anywhere near him. This was the point when she told me HR was an extra £20. I duly agreed and she got well into it..... allowed me to squeeze her tits and boy did I. I hadnt cum for 4-5 days, so when i popped, it almost hit her in the face. I cleaned up... didnt want to even dare venture off to a shower and left.

I was left thinking... was that any good... or was it simply because she looked like Danica the star, that stayed. Still not sure, but unless she moves to a different location, i won't be back. Way way too dodgy. So be aware guys!!!! Nothing happened to me, but that's probably because i don't look like the kinda fella people think is an easy target.

More info on how and why it's dodgy please op

Offline Pablo_Escobar

Sure thing fellas - here's the responses:

She was wearing tracksuit pants from what i recall. But it's the upper portion of her body which will keep you interested. The postcode is BR3 4SY. The flat itself is on the side of a corner shop/mini supermarket type place. Once you get in there... it feels a bit like a squat. Not being snobby, just not used to that level of shitty that's all. She did say she was moving in a couple of months time... which was good to hear. I'll give her those few months and then get in touch to find where she will be based from then onwards. She didn't wipe out her boobs.... but when i flipped over and saw her top full of oil... from where she had been leaning over me and rubbing them all over my back as she massaged me... i then asked if she'd provide any extra's. That's when the 'PARTY' started for real!!!

Would she go for more...... hard to say. I'm not convinced.

Yes I know all about Yaya and soon i'll know about Mai. Thanks for that though.

Dodgy... in terms of the flat feeling like a squat. But like i said: if she didnt remind me of Danica... i would have walked.




mrhappypants

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This is Beckenham and Penge Borders - the wrong side iof Kent House station. One of the places those motherless cunts in Bromley Council dump people in “housing association” homes that fall below any basic living standard.  It’s sububan rather than urban.  You won’t get mugged, but some oik will certainly smash your car window for your Sat Nav.

mrhappypants

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... I should have said Clock House Station.