Author Topic: Mia__Brazil - West Croydon  (Read 1064 times)


12 review(s) for Your__Beauty (5 positive, 1 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Harry Balzac

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About 5 minutes walk from West Croydon station in a clean and modern block of flats. Safe enough during the day but you get a few 'characters' coming out in Croydon at night.

POSITIVES

- Very friendly welcome, was given a big kiss when I walked in.
- Great body for her age (going by her face I'd say she was 40 rather than 26). She has a typically big-ish Brazilian arse but it is firm. Stomach is flat enough and nice tits, which I assume are fake but really well done. She is short, must be about 5'0".
- Good eye contact during BJ.

NEGATIVES

- Did not hear back for 15 minutes when I arrived. Was about to leave when I received a last-ditch text with instructions.
- Barely speaks any English. I don't want to make a new best friend, but it's not helpful when you're trying to communicate what you want her to do.
- Was obvious she wanted it done as quickly as possible. Brief kissing, then whipped all her clothes off and just got on with things very functionally. I indicated I wanted to take things slowly which she briefly did but then went back to how she was.
- She managed to make me cum and then she started handing me my things with an expectant look. This was half-way through the paid-for time.
- VERY thorough inspection of the state of my dick before she would go near it, what a mood-killer. Maybe she didn't like the look of me but I haven't had that from anyone else.

OVERALL

Terrible. The time issues I'm sure aren't entirely her fault and no doubt she is being poorly managed. I knew I was being rushed out, and as I was waiting for the lift downstairs, lo and behold the next customer came up the stairs and knocked on her door. I suspect you could have a good punt with her at a quiet time but god knows when that is. I recommend not bothering.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2017, 11:09:46 pm by Harry Balzac »


Offline Brazilian Martian

Thank you for a honest review I've been stating that she was in her 40s from last year and a certain white knight punter claimed I was talking shit and she was in her twentys. :crazy:

Offline NickA

Have seen her twice. Certainly not 26. I'd say well into her thirties though. Wasn't sure I'd go as high as 40. But hey ho…

Frankly, the age is a plus for me. I'm in my fifties and have no interest in fucking someone more than 20 years younger.

But based on newest reports, it sounds like I've been v. lucky with my two visits. Like the man says, she's not being managed properly and service is suffering. I doubt I'll return a third time based on the latest neutrals and negatives. I've had my fun.

sean70

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Concur with @NickA. I had a great punt. Re age in my review I stated late 30s/early 40s but she has looked after herself. OP I am not sure if you read the other reviews prior to your punt but if you did you would have noted that time keeping is an issue due to the maid saying yes to every punter and her English is limited. Maybe @NickA and I did get lucky with our punts and that means I am still going to go back for some A... will report accordingly if there are any further warning signs to add her to the blacklist of unreliable SPs

Offline Private Member

Sounds like she is going downhill after a promising start :thumbsdown:

I recently posted a Neutral following NickA's and Sean70's positive reviews, but my experience was closer to OP's - although it looks like he received even less for his money than I did.

Whilst I was considering a second chance if the urge took me, I think I'll hang onto my hard-earned.

Agewise - I will go mid-30s. I saw her without make-up, but not the age she sells herself at. Like NickA I prefer an older girl due to my age