External Link/Members OnlyThis is going to be a long one, so for those of you who just want the straight DOPE, I'll summarise up top.
Time/cost: 90 mins/£230
Extras on offer: Anal £40; didn't take it up 'tho
Services delivered: Very deep, very passionate DFK, OWO, RO, edging, protected sex in several positions, squirting
Venue: comfy, secure, discreet. 8/10
Ease of booking: Good. 7/10
Face: 8/10. I find her really pretty
Body: 9/10.
Those boobs,
that booty
Verdict: an outstanding passionate GFE sometimes veering into PSE territory. Highly recommended
Still with me? Pull up a sandbag and listen to this......
One of my infrequent trips to the big smoke from the Thames Valley punting desert. Decided to abandon my usual GFE for a higher perv rating, so I contacted Cutest Lucy (multiple times, multiple channels - not a sausage) and Suzy Cortez (a long shot - fail; standard). Contacted Sussy via text setting out my requirements (A and squirt) and easily arranged a Thursday lunchtime punt. Standard routine: you confirm by txt on the day, she txts postcode by return, you txt on arrival, she calls up and talks you in.
I've seen her before in a fairly vanilla sort of way at HOD but I remembered her smoking hot bod. I usually only review if the girl in question has a low/no review count, if I can offer a different perspective, or if something goes wrong. I thought another review of Sussy was worthwhile, because she's got better; much better.
Sussy moves about a bit as far as I can see but tends to stay within easy reach of those City Boys in the low E numbers. This week's venue is a nice enough - a serviced apartment in a block just round the corner from Barbican station. I called to announce my arrival and Sussy talked me onto the door buzzer. Game on.
Greeted with the usual hiding behind the door routine. Sussy is wearing the top you can see in her profile pic (which really does showcase her epic rack) and a pair of jeans. She explains that the cleaners in the block are forever knocking on the door, so she can't answer the door in 'ho clothes. She immediately remedies this by kicking off her jeans to reveal herself in full profile pic splendour. Leans forward to kiss hello and gives me the sort of lecherous snog that you get from a GF meeting you off a train after a longish separation. She's in playful mood and keeps leaning forward to show off her ludicrous udders - I tell her to cut it out, but I'm loving it. Description: She's about 5'1", mid-length highlighted black hair (if she had hair extensions; they're gone now), I'd say early 30's, deep tan, soft skin, 34 G (she's physically tiny - no way is she a 36), tiny waist, phat little booty, great legs, a few ropey tatts on the back which don't bother me, but which won't suit everyone. She's been described on here as plain, but I think she's really attractive in a cute Salma Hayeky sort of way, with a roundish face and huge brown eyes - YMMV
Sussy offers white wine, beer or soft drinks. I chose a Corona and, pleasant change, she joins me. We sit on the bed, clink bottles, each take a long pull on the bottle (Sussy put half her beer away in one gulp) and she leans her head on my shoulder. I've come with a game plan - as much squirting as poss and A, but I'm useless at taking the lead, so I'll let things develop in their own way for the time being. Sussy snuggles up and after a little bit of chat slowly starts to kiss me. She's got full lips and she uses them to great advantage, kissing me with greater and greater passion and ferocity until after a few moments what had started out as snogging turns into fully passionate DFK. Whilst she's snogging, she's writhing around on the bed, touching me, occasionally brushing her own nips with her hands, grinding her bum into my crotch and gently biting my lips and nips. She uses her hair really well whilst she's doing her thing and you really do get an abandoned, urgent, lips everywhere, hair in the face, with murmurs and moans in Portuguese experience. Also - and I can't stress how refreshing this is with a WG, Sussy makes sure that in these early exchanges that she
gives you an erection - she doesn't kiss you for 20 secs and check your pants for action like so many other girls.
I start to toy with her nipples and boobs, kissing her neck and throat. She's getting more and more excited and thrusting her pussy towards me but I take my time. I start rubbing her clit through her panties and very very slowly ease her out of her undies. She's now fully naked. Back to the snogging/clit bumping and she's got her hand over mine, guiding me and showing me what she likes - she's really into her stride now and she breathes "fingers, fingers" I gently ease a finger into her - fuck me; she's absolutely sopping wet. I haven't felt anyone this wet since I was a teenager. She's also really really tight. I find her G spot area and start making the beckoning motion with my middle finger "two fingers, two" she says. I start pumping away with my two middle fingers. I think that I'm being quite robust at this point, but she grabs my hand to push it deeper, harder and faster. I pump as hard and for as long as I can but the squirt isn't happening. Sussy jumps up, grabs her toy, straddles me and starts working her toy. When you visit squirters, I find that very few let you work the squirt with fingers, they quite often have to use a favoured toy and there's an awkward wait whilst the girl get's herself off. Not with Sussy. She straddles my chest and starts vibing herself like a mad woman. She's totally in her own world now and muttering away in breathy, fast Portuguese. She hasn't forgotten why we're there though and as she works herself, she rocks forward and backward, brushing my face with her nips and hair and teasing my cock with her firm tight butt. What follows is really quite a performance, she's nearly there but (after a night on the sauce with her mates) she's dehydrated, so the squirt just isn't coming. Harder and harder and faster and faster; hair, nips, bum, panting, muttering. She's getting a bit of a sweat on and as she brushes me and her hair surrounds my face, I get delicious wafts of her natural scent - earthy, animal and really really sexy. By now we're about 40 mins in and (apart from some groping and finger bumping) I've been a complete passenger in a totally frenetic sexual experience. I've not fucked her, but I'm loving it anyway and she is absolutely in a world of her own - but clearly and genuine really turned on. With a final exasperated Brazilian snort, she jumps up and says. "No good. I need water". She returns with a 1.5L bottle and decks about half of it before returning to me. Throughout the rest of the punt, she'll occasionally grab her bottle and drink. By the end it's all gone.
I love going down on women. I love it even more than fucking. Cumming inside a woman may be the destination, but for me the journey is largely conducted with a sticky face. The view from Sussy's pussy facing North is magnificent. She's lying with her head back, so all I can see is a massive pair of tits and a pair of big, hard, brown nipples. She's only little, so I can gobble and play with her nips and boobs at the same time; yumbles. I get my head down and start working hard. Sussy has a full pussy, but I wouldn't describe it as meaty. It tastes like I remember teenage pussy tasted. I'm teasing her clit with my tongue, occasionally going down round her perineum and quickly darting in and out of her pussy. She's riding my tongue and grabbing my head and pushing herself onto it. My jaw is aching and my tongue's getting tired. She's absolutely dripping wet now. Surely she'll come soon. Sussy's panting hard and muttering "finger; finger" I slip a finger in and start beckoning again - "harder, faster" - I comply. My jaw is aching, my arm is aching and I'm just desperate for her to climax, so I can get my nuts off. Eventually, her pussy tightens around my finger and she starts spasming, she throws her head back and lets out a delighted "ayeeee".
I have now lost control of the punt completely. I'm horny as fuck, but it's all about her. I don't care. This is girlfriend sex, like I haven't had since my 20's. I'm loving it.
Sussy takes another long pull at her water bottle and straddles me again. She starts snogging me and gently rubbing her pussy up against the shaft of my cock. She's properly hot and bothered and she smells incredible. Really really deep FK. Running her tongue up my nose. Biting my nips, my ears and neck, very gently. Biting my lower lip. Hair around my head. Edging, edging, rubbing herself up against my cock, on and on with even greater intensity. We're at 60 minutes of 90 now and I haven't been inside her. She looks at me though her hair, still panting. "With or without?" "Without" I say. I get the biggest smile of the day. She starts on my balls. There's lots of sucking and slurping and it feels incredible. Then balls and shaft; more slurping. Then shaft and head with balls in her hand. Even more slurping. She pushes herself down on me deeper and deeper, rolling her tongue around the old feller. She doesn't gag, but the takes the whole modest length of Fugly Jr again and again, with more and more saliva. Finally, she grabs the rubber, tears the foil pops it in her mouth expertly applies it and makes her way up towards me kissing and nibbling all the way. Finally at 75 minutes, she eases herself onto my cock, throws her head back and starts to fuck me. She's tight; very tight. She moves between crouching and pumping hard down onto me and straddling me, with the cock fully in as far as it can go; head back, just getting herself off. I can feel my crotch, then stomach, then legs then arse getting wetter and wetter. She's using me to get herself off and her squirt is pouring out over me. She gives a massive shudder and falls forward onto my chest. "Have you finished?" she says, "No". She gives a wicked grin and gives me a huge sloppy kiss "I'm going to have to lie on my back. My legs are wobbly". I straddle her and start pumping away. I last about 10 seconds before I finally come. "Thats it?" She's says. "That's it. That's all I've got" I say - then we both start laughing.
After, theres more passionate DFK and more finger bumping. We've gone past the 90 but she doesn't seem bothered. She straddles my chest and starts working her vibrator again. Once again she's in a place of her own, searching for
"it" but fully involving me. Jackpot - wave after wave of squirt, all over my face and my chest. I catch it in my hand and rub it into her stomach, thighs and boobs. "You came to see me squirt. Sorry it took so long. I just needed water"....
We tidy up, dry off and finish our beers. A final clink of the bottles and I head for the shower. I come back to find Sussy wrapped in a towel with her hair up, clearly getting ready for her shower (I should have invited her but but by now we're nearly 30 mins over). One last lingering snog and I'm heading for the door. Oh hang on, I haven't paid. I go back and hand her the money - it's £10 over but I haven't got change and I don't really care. As I walk out of the door, Sussy taps me on the shoulder and hands me £10 change with a big grin. Priceless.
In my punting experience this was the most adeptly executed GFE I've ever had. Only Kim Cindy ever got anywhere near this - and for all her talents, she had big fake titties and was a rubbish kisser. I was fully involved at all time for way longer than my 90 minutes. It felt like urgent, passionate, abandoned sex with a lover. If the orgasms were faked, they were so expertly faked that I really don't care. Was Sussy into me? I'd love to think she was, but I reckon she's just into sex and (to an addict), I was the first hit of the day. Lucky me though.....
Was she better than last time? Errrr Yes.
Outstanding. Will return
