Aida - X - Streatham Hill

[johnplatano]

Here's my first review

Booking: 1/2 Hour £90 pounds

Return?

Comms: Good, didnt pick up phone but responded fairly quickly to texts sent 15mins later. Texted at 2ish saw her at 4. Asked for my name so I thought that was a good sign.

Accommodation/Area: Flat on main high street, very discrete (I did not receive door number without phoning her unlike previous reviewer). Nice apartment, multiple rooms, showers OK (although the knob on it is broken/falls off). Parked in one of the residential roads 5 mins away, not too much of a hassle on a Sat afternoon.

Appearance: Would never usually see someone without a pic but her figure was just what I liked. And the previous reviewer said shes hot so I took a punt literally.
In real life she looked....really hot!. Long black hair, curvy. She's got dimples when she smiles (rarely) and well manicured which I like. She has a little bit of a belly but still a good overall figure

Punt: I didn't know this girl wasn't the girl in AW profile until after I saw her. I walked into this punt thinking it would be exactly like sean70 review (shame on me for not reading the comments to it). It was not. I am for the record clean, decent looking, and young.

So got postcode via text and set off for destination. Once parked I sent a text to let her know I was there. Waited 2-3 mins then decided to walk there expecting to recieve door number by text. She told me to call. So I did, she picked up and told me the deets. Was expecting chatty but got professional. No worries i buzz the right number and head in.

So I knock on the door quite excited to not have someone hide behind the door. Alas when i knocked that she was hiding behind the door! As I said before she looked great though. she pointed for me to head into the room and I did

So I took off my coat and she stood there expectantly so I gave her her present, and she went to stash it. Came back and we took off our clothes and she motioned for me to come over

I came over and she started stroking my neck and back so I asked er if she FK to which she said no. Not a dealbreaker for me at all but did confuse me with that sensual massage standing stroking thing she continued to do. Eventually we head to the bed where I get some OW & HJ. Good tempo for OW and the HJ was ok too.  She did it facing away from me though

I came to smash so got her to lay down and I started sliding in (protected of course) I caught this look of discomfort. I wasn't sure so I asked her and she said seemed annoyed almost, and said let me get some lube. That got me really turned on as you can imagine. So after getting lubed up I slide in. Mish, CG, BJ & HJ, Doggy, Mish, CG (not before lubing up again), Finish. I came as her phone alarm went off. Lol.

During sex she had no interest in Dirty talk, couldnt understand what I was saying half the time, and I kept wondering if she was alright!! Funnily enough she kept asking throughout if I was ok throughout the sesh!!

So wet wipes out cleaned up take a quick shower as she attends to her phone. Cant remember what she said but it was at this point I thought to myself she's not Italian. I've dated a few so I feel I should know. Also didn't ask me more about the Italian cities I'd been to even though I'd been to hers too (Rome). I mentioned she was an instagram baddie and she mistook that for me wanting her instagram and said she doesn't give out personal information .

After  meeting her I sat in my car and went on her page.

So lets cross check
20 year old Italian/American Beauty (Said shes 21 in person and I dont think she's italian - I could be wrong though)
Will indulge you a girl friend or porn star experience (Dont think you can do GFE without kissing)
Beverages (Wasn't offered any)
Pictures: Definitely not her, been proven already shes got quite a few tatts (which I wont reveal) and NONE of them are in the pictures. There are two which are quite distinctive but shes got a mini arm sleeve on her wrist which is not that uncommon I would have thought. Nevertheless she should have her own pictures up. And at least don't then also advertise stuff you don't do!!

Positives
Attractive/Nice shapely hips
Clean, safe apartment

Negatives
Not all service provided (which is fine if stated prior)
Zero connection

I dunno, maybe we just didn't click ...

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[sean70]

OP sorry to hear of your less than satisfactory punt. It is a pity you did not see the subsequent comments from forum members re pics etc.

Personally although she advertises a 30 min rate based on my own experience she is not a 30 minute girl and takes a while to get into the session/warmed up. I am really surprised you got no FK and by the looks of it no OWO either.

Insofar as Italian decent that I can say she is. I have been to Italy quite a few times and based on our convo re the bars/clubs I have visited only a native or someone who has lived in the country for an extended period could comment the way she did.