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External Link/Members OnlyI was stranded in South London for a night last week so, on the spur of the moment, thought I'd take advantage of a bad situation and brighten my evening a bit. Sadly I only had my phone on me which is (much like it's owner) quite old and outdated so I only did a quick search for a local girl and didn't look up any reviews. Not at all like me but still my bad. Wish I'd made the extra couple of minutes as if I had seen all the previous negatives on here I'd never have considered Harley in the first place.
OK, let's do the good points first? I called out of the blue and despite this comms were quick and to the point. Harley's flat is on a main street and easy to find. She herself is (despite the previously well documented piercings and a huge amount of tattoos) is a good looking girl with a cracking figure - I can certainly see the comparisons with Margot Robbie's character from the (dreadful) 'Suicide Squad' film from which Harley has taken her moniker.
But oh how the negatives out-weight the positives
As soon as she opened the door to me it was clear that for some reason Harley was in a bad mood. I'm not a loud man but as I squeezed through the door I said politely "Hello, how are you?". "Quiet" snapped Harley and said her flatmate "knows what I do" but there was no need to rub her face in it (or words to that effect). OK...
Once in the room (which is obviously where Harley actually lives) I handed over the £100 for the pre-agreed hour and Harley disappeared for a while after announcing that she "needed a piss". I stripped off and sat on the bed and waited.
When Harley did come back I took great pleasure watching her remove her clothes; particular when she bent over to remove her knickers I was particularly smitten with her lovely bum and did reach out to give it a gentle little squeeze. In retrospect I'm kinda surprised I didn't draw back a stump - the girl was so angry!!! About her impending fucking period which, as a man, I was in some way responsible for and how I was a bastard for not having to experience something similar myself, how lazy she was feeling so I should be happy she had bothered to answer the phone to me, for she having to pay to take her fucking driving test again, how she was a beautician and seemingly therefore shouldn't have to do this fucking work. I was actually a little scared at this point but laid down on the bed all the same when I was ordered to do so
A 30 second wank to almost flaccidity, condom on, briefest of covered BJs. Harley then got on all fours and presented herself to me and demanded that I fuck her hard in doggy. Once I was in she (quite loudly ironically since I had previously been told off for making such a ruckus) the started to tell me told to hold onto her hips hard as this would apparently make her cum. No other touching was seemingly allowed and if my hands even began to start to move I was shouted at to hold her hips, "If you want to make me cum fuck me hard and hold on tight". By this time I must admit I was really banging away and, despite all the horror of the above, the sight was quite pleasurable, and I shot a load quite quickly. I was then told off for remaining inside Harley for too long after I had come - it was actually a matter of seconds as she clearly wanted to get away from me ASAP
Harley made no secret in any way that that was my lot. Ignore her claims or 'likes' list on AW, it's simply BS. I dressed while she continued to moan angrily about a great many things and it quite frankly was a relief when I was going. The weirdest things was then, as she opened the door to let me back out onto the street, Harley's demeanour seemed to change completely and she smiled like a little girl and whispered "Thank you". What?? Are you serious!?!?
If you fancy rabbit fucking a good looking bird with a shitty attitude pay for 15 minutes and just unload. If you want any kind of passion or sense of being even vaguely wanted go elsewhere.
Topic: HARLEY_QUEEN_95 - Tooting (Read 1120 times)