TL/DR version
Looks: Positive (Really good figure with however one caveat, see below);
Attitude: Negative (Whilst she appeared to be genuinely friendly, on reflection I did feel that tried to waste my time by (1.) Trying to unnecessarily draw out our chat at the beginning of the booking. (2.) And this is the main reason, just as we're about to take up arms again for round 2, I'm told in no uncertain terms that this time it would be a fully covered service, something that I was not informed of at the outset of this booking); and
Skills: Neutral (In short, I received no services that I considered to be above average).
External Link/Members OnlyBackground: This was plan B. Plan A (Indy) blew me out about 2 hours before my booking was due to take place, complaining of not feeling well.
Location: Less than a 2 minute-walk from Knightsbridge underground, that is if you can make your way past the tourists outside of Harrods. This was a 4th floor apartment with an intercom entry system, lift, no concierge, clearly she's the sole occupant, spacious, very clean and tidy. A clean towel, toiletries and refreshments were all provided.
Price: £350 for 1.5 hours (No extras).
Services: Off the peg vanilla service so FK (No DFK on offer), RO, OWO/OW (round 2) and protected sex in multiple positons.
Comms: Straightforward. Given how successful my recent punts have been, I didn't beat about the bush and when texting the Agency I made it clear that I wanted to book their star performer (service wise) for £250 p/h or less. Carly was their only recommendation and was described to me as 'amazing'. One further text and the booking was arranged.
The SP: After seeing the pictures I have the say I was very nervous that these and reality would be nothing alike, I actually thought I'd probably end up walking, nothing like a PMA! These type of 'glamour' shots usually belie the truth but here I'm pleased to say they weren't too far apart, certainly within a reasonable margin of tolerance for my money. As always however some 'finessing' has taken place.
Described as a 25 year old Argentinian, 5'8', 34D-24-34, age and size wise these all seemed in order to my untrained eye. She herself admitted that she was Brazilian (from Sao Paolo) and from memory on Diva's site, her nationality is stated to be Brazilian. Why lie, what is the point? Whilst not gym toned, she was firm all over, flat stomach, fantastic arse and legs (for me these are by far her best attributes). All over tan, augmented breasts (some small signs of scarring on each undercarriage) and this is the caveat I mentioned earlier, and whilst I'm being pedantic, her surgery has left her nipples facing slightly downwards which is a crying shame.
Facially she's attractive but not a stunner for my money. Very long and slightly wavy brown hair (extensions), Brazilian pubic hair, very clean, no tattoos that I could see, she appeared to be a non-smoker, initially dressed in a fairly decent looking LBD combined with heels, whilst positive and friendly, perhaps a little quirky, her bedroom personae, at least the one portrayed to me was slightly dominant, she has good conversational English.
The Meet – My overwhelming thoughts on Carly are that she liked her sex hard and fast and fully vocalises this.
Following a fairly warm welcome we sat down but rather annoyingly this initial conversation didn't show any signs of abating so I cut it short and asked if I could take a shower.
I returned to the bedroom whereupon the LBD had done a runner, Carly was now shod in fairly decent looking black underwear. Offered a massage which I politely declined and at her own instigation she moves onto OWO. This was a bit stop start, not much eye contact, a little DT, good attention to my nuts, none to my perineum, all in all it was ok.
On with the hat and she suggests CG, it's nothing to write home about but after what seemed like 30 seconds she invites me to move onto mish. Then she starts with the stereotypical porn star talk, I appreciate everyone's different but I can never tell if women think that's what we all want to hear, or they do it because they're genuinely expressing their own feelings. Anyway she goes through the whole back catalogue of lines from your straightforward vanilla porn film, which in this booking wasn't enhancing my experience. What followed was your basic GFE type of affair, a few variants of mish, spoons, prone bone and doggy and back to mish when I came penetration.
A bit more chat/banter and before round 2, this is when I was told that round 2 is always a fully covered service and whilst I wouldn't have minded if I'd have been told up front, I hadn't been, so I was not best pleased at receiving this news. We're already an hour into the booking so I invited her to go for it. She's more dialled in now and went for it with a little more gusto but the clock was against me, I couldn't manage pop no.2 in time as I had leave promptly as I had a flight to catch. Whether she would have allowed me to run over if I hadn't, I've no idea.
Would I return: I think it's highly unlikely.
