External Link/Members OnlyI'm writing this in the fugue only known by punters who stayed with a punt when they know they should have walked.
Yes, it's a negative review.I didn't TOFTT here, but I made the booking based on a fairly positive review left for this SP. Shoulda known better.
Comms:Phoned the number and a woman with a bright, friendly voice answered. Her English was good and she had a cheeky chuckle. Arranged a time and headed to EK.
Location:Very easy to find, close to the town centre. Residential block of flats, top floor. Called on arrival, given the door number and headed up.
SP:Standing behind the door was a girl of around 5'5" or so in nude coloured underwear. I saw the pink of a dressing gown disappear behind another door in the flat as I stepped in and took a look at the girl I was due to be seeing.
Is she the girl in the photos? Possibly. But I wasn't sure, so once I was ushered in to the livingroom of the flat, where there is a double bed, I asked her. Turns out she doesn't speak English, so the person I spoke to on the phone wasn't this girl.
I asked if I could see her friend, thinking as they advertise a duo on the above profile, perhaps the other resident in the flat would be a better option, and she at least spoke decent English. Off she went to fetch her, and in walked a middle-aged, probably once quite good looking woman, wrapped in the pink house coat. She admitted it was her I'd spoken to before.
As she was a little too old for my tastes, and I couldn't see what shape she was in (although copious cleavage was just visible), I opted to go for it with the girl who'd opened the door. The older woman suggested I only pay £50 rather than the advertised £60, I went ahead. However, I only had 3 twenties, £60 for 30 minutes it was...
NB: at some point early into the punt the other woman's phone went off and within a minute or so someone else, a man speaking English, was allowed in. So I'm guessing one of you bastards was being serviced in the other room.
Service:I knew I was going to struggle with this girl. While not massively overweight, the bulk she is carrying isn't carried well, unlike someone like Sabrina, who's girthy but has firm, smooth skin and has a degree of toned "I work out now and then" about her. The rolls of fat hung on the girl, and her skin wasn't smooth at all. Zero tone to her body.
Onto the bed, OWO performed. At one point I had to ask her to turn off the overhead light as it was fucking blinding me, and with the only illumination coming from the street lights, it kinda helped things a long from my point of view. Literally.
No french kissing offered, but this wasn't an issue as it's clear she's a smoker (there was even an open packet of fags on a table). Eventually got her to rubber me up and slipped into her in missionary. That's when I discovered her pussy was as toned as her body; more sensation fucking the Clyde Tunnel, I'm sure.
At no point was I any more than 3/4 hard and whatever boner I'd mustered up was fading fast as it was like trying to ride a water bed, so pulled out, straddled her belly and summoned up the wank bank until I emptied my balls onto her belly. Cleaned up with wet wipes, quickly dressed and out of there within 20 minutes.
Summary:Bait and switch? Could be. Avoid their "duo" offering as I've seen both of them, and I wouldn't go there...Not an attractive SP, in my opinion. Very vanilla. Extreme last resort. Bitterly regret it.
£60 for 30 minutes OWO and protected sex.
Topic: Shamless_Madison88 - East Kilbride (Read 3032 times)