rubyswan1 (but actually Donna) of Wellingborough, Northants

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£70 a half hour (I had booked an hour but the time leeched away with a change of venue.)

So there I was in an outer suburb of Northampton on an industrial estate. I had made a date with a lady in the same postcode in a quite straightforward transaction for after a work appointment. But no postcode yet beyond the NN3. So I was surprised when I called to be given an NN8 code maybe a 20 minute drive away. I had time so trundled along.

When I got there I was asked to go to yet another postcode in NN8 but very close. It was near to Matalan & Asda but I found parking in a corner of her street in a free car park and made my way to a small block of flats. She came down to greet me and take me up to the flat, no lift. A dog barked, which was locked up. I was impressed by a lively friendly demeanour, a mature smiling woman, not overweight. I looked forward to a good grapple.

Handed over the dosh & chocolate and received a smiling kiss. She took the money to another room after ushering me into a small chilly dark bedroom with no light bulb, drawn curtains and a huge bed. I went to the toilet: verdict clean. I undressed and snuggled into the bed. I was therefore surprised when eventually a quite different lady came in to the room. Slim, 30s, indeed very slim, almost looked undernourished, seemed a little shy, no explanation, undressed and snuggled up to me in the bed. Very tiny breasts but very snuggly whether this was shyness about exposure, or mock affection, or chill I am uncertain.

I expressed doubt about that she was not the lady who greeted me. It seemed that she was the madam. But the very closeness with which this lady clung to me made Mister Happy very happy and the young lady did not let go of him. (She told me her name and I have forgotten it but it might be Donna?). So, we snuggled, caressed, fingered, snogged, poked gently. Not being a vegetarian she sucked my piece of meat. I did not fancy the cold air exposure needed to suck her. I made my move and she stopped me and added her rubber sock to Mister Happy, explaining that she knew nothing of profiles and AW. So in I went and it was long slow cuddly mish bliss and I came into the rubber.

Recovery, dressed, and staggered out. I usually expect the unexected but this was inexplicable I had been seduced to orgasm by a stick-thin friendly sexy lady. Neutral I think.

[RogerBoner]

Did this BB AW profile have photos as there aren't and there's nothing on the profile to attract a punter? No telephone number either. 

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Did this BB AW profile have photos as there aren't and there's nothing on the profile to attract a punter? No telephone number either. 

profile as it is now, except it was Northampton a little while ago. I do not mind no photo, I like surprises like in the days before the internet.

[HailWood]

It seems the OP likes the larger ladies so I guess this is why neutral. However I quite like the sound of an under-the-sheets cuddle and shag. However BB on the profile makes this a non starter for me.

[RogerBoner]

I like surprises like in the days before the internet.

That's why I still visit Chinese Knocking Shops which always have fake profiles 

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It seems the OP likes the larger ladies so I guess this is why neutral. However I quite like the sound of an under-the-sheets cuddle and shag. However BB on the profile makes this a non starter for me.

the neutral was the extra drive, the cold room, the lack of bareback which was advertised, and the switch of lady. While I like BBW, slim is fine if they can seduce me. So neutral not negative.

[Iloveoral]

Interesting review as always matey sounds like a right mess about from start to finish

[HailWood]

the neutral was the extra drive, the cold room, the lack of bareback

I'm not one for criticising punters choices of services they desire. Bareback is a very risky service and I make a point of trying to avoid SP's who BB. Thank you for being open about this.

[Iloveoral]

Im suprised HP didnt run never mind walk when he saw the condom haha

As mentioned its his thing, his choices, i wont knock it good for you, id be interested in if youve ever caught anything but to be fair thats not my business to ask either matey.

I hate condoms (still need to try a Salem thing) but would never have the balls to see a girl that advertises BB, though strangely pulling girls in my earlier years out of a nightclub didnt blink an eye fucking them without a condom.

[RogerBoner]

Why oh why does the GU Clinic at Nottingham City Hospital have a mixed male and female Reception area? It's almost enough to put you off going.
I think that there's a lot more BBing going on but it's a taboo to mention it on UKP. I have to say that it's been on offer much more than I would ever have imagined.