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External Link/Members OnlyThis review has to be placed squarely in the very average or forgettable category.
Venue: Modern flat just off Chancery Lane. The punt was during the daytime on a week day, so the street was swarming with City folk on their lunch breaks. There was a guy in front of me at the door buzzing the intercom of the same flat I would be buzzing. He wasn't getting any response and walked away to use his phone. I tried the intercom too for a few minutes, then texted to say I'm outside. This is one of my bug bears, I hate being kept waiting on the street especially when you have arrived on time. They are obviously operating a revolving door knocking shop enterprise.
The girl: Well all I can say is, if this is how Polish Princesses used to look like, no wonder they abolished the monarchy. She had a very pear shaped physique with small boobs, she has obviously used angles well in her aw pictures. Not my cup of tea at all. Facially you would walk past her on the street without a second glance. In fact she was the spit of the kid in the film the Sixth Sense, the one who could see dead people. It was a bit disconcerting.
The In Out: We started with me lying back on the bed and she proceeded to give me a half decent owo. I asked her for a 69 and she accepted. Her pussy did taste to be fair. After 5 minutes of this I shagged her for a while in doggy and nutted. There was no real passion and it was a bit mechanical. When I was leaving there was two brasses at the intercom clearly buzzing some more punters up. One of the girls at the intercom was wearing just a thong and bra, had tattoos a cracking arse and was way fitter than the one I shagged. I wish I had have belled that one instead.
Overall a very average punt, before I wrote it I was going to set it as a neutral but I've decided on reflection it's more deserving of a negative.
