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External Link/Members Only Right, I know I should have paid closer attention to the existing reviews and not my cock, but it panned out well. In 2 words: Epic Boobs.
Location was a tower hotel in WC1B, yep the big ugly shrine to concrete just off Tottenham Court Road. Tiny room, but that's that hotel for you.. decent hot shower, anyway.
Comms were a bit weird. I called, left no VM because the voicemail prompt was the default message, not her. She called back anyway, from "private number" - at which I raise my eyebrow severely, given how many pros won't answer withheld numbers! We set up a time, I made my way over, and called to let her know I was outside. She asked me to give her a few minutes then she'd text me the room number. I, feeling particularly brazen-bollocked, went to the bar. Five minutes later, at exactly the appointment time, she texted me to call her (???).. I did, she guided me upstairs, all well.. but with my bullshit radar screaming at me about the comms.
She was wearing shiny new pretty lingerie, and greeted me with a kiss. Overall, she looks like the new photos on her profile. Having had a read of previous reviews myself, I think she's embraced the BBW world now, not a full-on porker by any means, but curvy as hell with massive full boobs- which is why I wanted to see her.
She's English, late twenties by my guess, probably size 18ish, has gone really light blonde with fake tan (the full Essex Bird style) and was freshly waxed where it counts. H cup claimed, I took great care to validate that claim in respect of size and weight. Ahem.
She led the way, enthusiastic kissing, took less than a minute to get her lips around my dick, and was generally all happiness and light throughout, making happy noises when I paid attention to her nipples or pussy. No sign of clock watching. The bullshit radar went quiet after only a couple of minutes, she's pretty relaxed and easy going and I felt pretty at ease once we were underway, she was happy to respond to my suggestions.
We went through DFK, OWO, boob play and a titwank, fingering and protected sex, in missionary only because I have a hair trigger like a bloody teenager when inside a pro, and she's pretty tight. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Fortunately, I know this and saved the fuck until the end anyway.
Bit of a chat, she's articulate if not exactly college-educated, and did a good job of the "being interested in whatever shit the punter wants to talk about" bit.
Overall I was happy, although the £150/hr rate is at the very top of my personal budget, still good enough to merit the positive review.
Topic: Party_girl1234 - WC1B - Tottenham Court Road (Read 5090 times)