External Link/Members OnlyVisit was a few weeks ago, when in Milton Keynes visiting my father. I should have done more research as it's clear from the other reviews of this profile that the girl I saw, isn't the girl the other punters saw. It could be a B&S or it could be a profile that's fairly generic and switches hands between WGs.
Anyway...
Comms:Called, but no answer. She called me back a few minutes later, which is never ideal, is it? Arranged a time and she texted me the postcode, which was walking distance from where I was.
Location:Not hard to find, near the post office. Texted when I arrived, given buzzer number, entered the building, then up to her flat.
SP:Did I see the girl in the profile pictures? Very hard to tell, apart from the fact that SP I saw was about 5' 6", long dark hair, two arm-fulls of tattoos, tattooed hands and fingers, tattooed back, tattooed throat...
The other reviews on this AW profile I've read state the girl was 5' 11", pale skin and a few "discreet tattoos". Unless, in the last 6 months, she's gone a bit mad at the tattoo parlour, we're dealing with different girls...Seriously, she looked like the type of girl you'd see in a tattoo magazine. That being said, I did find her very sexy.
Body-wise, very nice. Curvy but slim, well proportioned etc. Facially, obviously has fillers in her lips, and I couldn't tell her eye colour (room was very dimly lit), her profile states green.
Service:
30 mins £70.I was told to take a shower, and I obeyed even though I'd just had one. When I returned to the room afterwards I realised how hot it was. Underfloor heating, and the room was positively baking. Fuck, I thought, I'm going to struggle with this.
She was on the bed, topless but still wearing a thong. Profile states DFK, but I only had some very, very light FK, and briefly at that, which is a shame as DFK is a huge turn on for me. I moved my hands to her breasts and this is where I experienced the first exclamation and warning from her; "Hey! Don't grab them ok?". I hadn't grabbed them...yet. From that point on, I just left her breasts - lovely though they are - alone.
I'd asked for GFE, but she too quickly went for the BJ, which was OWO. She cleaned my cock with wet wipes a total of 4 times during the punt, so cleanliness is obviously important to her... While she was blowing me, I was stroking her ass cheek (she'd removed the thong) and it appeared I'd gotten a little too close to her asshole as I was treated to another exclamation/warning.
She sat on my face for a bit, and gave me another exclamation/warning that I was too tickly, then too rough. She climbed off and I said, "really?! I've never had any complaints...". By now I was getting pissed off, the room was stifling hot, and she was just a little too precious for my liking. She returned to trying to get me hard with another BJ (wiping my cock off first), but it wasn't happening.
I told her to lie down and play with her pussy, and this is what saved the punt from being a
NEGATIVE (although it's still teetering on the balance). Her pussy is lovely and she looked fantastic playing with herself, me watching her lips open and moisten, while I chugged myself off. After a bit she offered the condom, on it went, in I went while she's still on her back. By now the sweat is running off me and I'm very away of not wanting to drip it on her (can you imagine?!) so the fuck in mish was a bit awkward, not aided by the fact that she basically starfished me, which was very disappointing considering the sensual way she'd been moving on the bed while playing with herself.
My hard on is falling faster than RBS shares, so it's onto doggy, during which she gave me another exclamation/warning not to grab her ass too hard (I didn't think I was using anymore force than I've done on any other punt, and I've never had any complaints...). Again, little enthusiasm from her, although I did hear a few little fake moans. By now I'm dying in the heat, I've lost a litre in fluids from sweating, my hard on has gone, so I tell her it's enough.
I go for a very cold shower to cool myself off, and when I return to the room she's lying on the bed wearing just a black t-shirt. Fuck me! She looked fantastic! Like a proper girlfriend, and I thought if only the room was cooler and she was more enthusiastic, I could have had an amazing time with her. We had a very pleasant little chat (I like to keep it pleasant even when a WG hasn't helped me get what I came for), and I left.
Why isn't this review a negative?For me, the sight of her lying on her back playing with herself, and then her in the black t shirt, lounging on the bed chatting to me, are going straight in the wank bank. Yes, £70 is an expensive way to add to the wank bank without cumming during the punt, but my imagination will do wonders with it.
TL;DRPossibly bait and switch. The girl I saw isn't the same girl previously reviewed her, it would seem. Service was very vanilla and restrictive. Her room was way too hot to comfortably engage in any physical activity. SP, however, although heavily tattooed, was very sexy and curvy with a delightful pussy, and I'm sure some punters will flourish in her company.
