Brilliant Brunette - Paddington

[LLPunting]

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Comms mainly by text and otherwise easy for 1hr sesh.

Pretty next door type   
Youthful slender figure on a average frame (not a 9+ by any stretch as not toned, just blessed by youth and some self-control)   
Natural B cups with little bullet nipples (prob her best feature)   
Smoker's breath   
Needs to shave lower legs   

Room in a tired but tidy block of "studios" in a square that can only be entered from the South side on Sussex Gdns.  Tiny bathroom you can swing a mouse in, just don't expect it to be alive when you stop swinging.

She looked great in her faux leather dress and no underwear when she let me in.

Despite her good English I was unable to strike up any decent conversation as her answers were all just a handful of words and no reciprocation, so flirting, no humour, ZERO rapport.   

I went for a quick shower and sadly she was perched on the edge of the bed naked when I returned, it would've been nice (and quick) to undress her.   

She lent in for the kiss as we both boarded the bed and initially kissed with some interest and light tongues.  But there was a hesitancy from her and she didn't seem inclined to turn up the passion.  I complimented her lovely breasts and soft skin and she thanked me.  Then straight up asked if I wanted OW or OWO...  This was turning into a really bumpy ride to sexy town.   
I now felt like she was on a script and timetable.   
I "opted" for OWO so she reached for a wetwipe knowing full well I was fresh from a shower 

OWO was competent although a little strong with the grip and a little too much with the tossing at times.  That said she did eventually ease off and take me to the hilt (not a great challenge, so no fear of gagging  ).   

I got her to lie back and I spent some time appreciating her boobs, body and neck with kisses and licks.  She was however reluctant about any more kissing.  I thought my breath was fresh but no idea if that was the problem or it was just her shutting me down.   

Worked down her body to try some RO but she was generally unresponsive regardless of how or where I licked as I tried to get a reaction out of her.  After a  while she flinched and claimed she was too sensitive   

Unsurprisingly I'd lost wood but to her credit she went back down on me to revive me then perfunctorily wellied me up.  I asked for doggy (this had pretty much turned into an expensive, prolonged P&D so I was cutting to the chase) but whilst she positioned herself well and backed onto my thrusts, it was all so devoid of interest, I spent 10+ minutes getting nowhere near the edge.   
She turned on her back and spread her legs but mish without kissing (or passion) is another waste of time for me, still, tried 10 mins of that and just succeeded in getting knackered and her claiming her legs hurt.   

I rolled off her and got rid of the condom, resigned to aborting the session.  At this point she "realised" I wasn't exactly "ecstatic" and asked again if I wanted OW or OWO 
So again with the wetwipe and then same mediocre skills.  When her mouth and tongue failed she resorted to more wrist and I eventually told her not to bother.   
She apologised that I hadn't come. 
I lay on the bed trying to relax but was really peeved that I'd bothered with this punt.  Guess she didn't like the silence because it was during this time that she chose to be engaging in conversation, I wasn't in a chatty mood 

I headed for the shower.

Awkward silence whilst I dressed.  Left with perhaps 10 mins left on the clock. 

I think I would've enjoyed burning the cash more.   

[mrhappypants]

LLP,  she is moody.  There was a marked difference between my two sessions with her with the more recent reminiscent of yours.  I coaxed a better performance out of her because of the earlier experience but this should not be required.  Thanks for the review and better luck next time. 

[LLPunting]

Not been impressed or inspired by the recent punts with AW girls.  Really reluctant to waste any more money on them when I can get the same or better for less with the massage girls I get FS from.  With them at least you only waste 45/50 for an hr of massage if it doesn't pan out.

BTW for the rest of the lads:

No fingering allowed.   

[mrhappypants]

LLP, I have just flicked through your back catalogue.

If you stick with punting I suggest two things. 

1) Confine youself to punting only when it is convenient.   Do not make long, time-consuming journeys, and avoid punting if you are short of time.  This reduces your investment if you decide to walk.

2) Practice your initial evaluation.  If you look back over my reviews you will see that there has been a marked improvement in my “hit” rate since I started using the 60 second 4S test:

Sexy?
Services as confirmed?
Smells good (girl, bed, room)?
Smiles?

All asked, and answered positively, in the first 60 seconds before handing over the cash with a new girl or I walk.  The reflection is I need to apply this to all meetings, not just first ones.

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[LLPunting]

LLP, I have just flicked through your back catalogue.

If you stick with punting I suggest two things. 

1) Confine youself to punting only when it is convenient.   Do not make long, time-consuming journeys, and avoid punting if you are short of time.  This reduces your investment if you decide to walk.

2) Practice your initial evaluation.  If you look back over my reviews you will see that there has been a marked improvement in my “hit” rate since I started using the 60 second 4S test:

Sexy?
Services as confirmed?
Smells good (girl, bed, room)?
Smiles?

All asked, and answered positively, in the first 60 seconds before handing over the cash with a new girl or I walk.  The reflection is I need to apply this to all meetings, not just first ones.

Thanks MHP but Lori passed these tests in the first 60 seconds, it was only after the shower and the conversation properly faltered that I heard the distant alarm bells.

My hit rate is also compromised as I more often than not TOFTT because of my madness for unicorns.

Everywhere in London is near and far depending on route, mode, delays and traffic.  I've walked plenty of times despite over an hr's journey and sometimes taken another hr to get a response from a Plan B, C, D, E or F.

I've had plenty of time to indulge so convenience wasn't an issue.

Perversely if I improved my hit rate I'd be more inclined to keep looking and trying to add to my clutch of possible unicorns   

[mrhappypants]

I see.  Unicorn hunting will test the fortitude of the bravest warrior.   Look out for TheOracle’s reviews; he is like minded.

[Cunning Punt]

No surprise - she's Romanian and there were some warning signs on previous reviews, even though they were positive.

That was why I sounded a note of caution on the previous review thread.

Thanks for the review, which adds balance and should save some punters a lot of money.

[Ozy84]

  LLP

One that should defo go onto the blacklist despite mrhappy's comments. You shouldnt have to sift through an hours punt to find the positives, they should be jumping at you.

[mrhappypants]

LLP

One that should defo go onto the blacklist despite mrhappy's comments. You shouldnt have to sift through an hours punt to find the positives, they should be jumping at you.

If you have seen her where is your review?