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External Link/Members Only So this profile caught my interest in the Big Bum/Culo thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1764575Now I am man who loves a big ass and the good news is her bum is as good as it looks. Bad news, that’s the only positive about this review.
comms Spoke over the phone. Very friendly and pleasant. We discusssed the services over the phone (OWO, FK) and she was fine with it initially.
location A five minute drive from Streatham Hill station, probably quicker actually. She lives in a nice flat, the same one as another SP who I will review later (I believe they are friends.) Not the most discreet as it is on the high road but it’s so busy I doubt anyone will notice.
price £150 for one hour.
the girl pretty face, smooth skin. Her ass is phenomenal without a doubt. Definitely natural. Decent breasts. Around 5ft5/6. Her stomach isn’t that toned but you can tell from the pictures it isn’t. The pictures with her face is real. Some of them clearly aren’t her unless her body used to be a lot more toned. The third photo on the main profile definitely isn’t her.
service so this is where it started to crumble. We discussed FK and OWO over the phone. It was definitely the same girl I spoke to. She went to put the condom on my dick and I responded “we discussed OWO over the phone.” She responded “I’m sorry, I don’t do that.” Now usually this is where I would walk, I’m adamant about walking away when SPs pull shit like this. But the idea of pounding that ass from the back made me uncharacteristically renege on my principles. I couldn’t be arsed (pardon the pun) to get into an argument.
Now I don’t want to blow my own horn and this is not intended to come across as disrespectful to our more “esteemed” mature punters on here, but I am a young, hygienic guy. I could understand if I looked like Harvey Weinstein, thus her not wanting to perform the previously agreed service, but she clearly lied to get me into the door. Even if I did look like Harvey Weinstein, she shouldn’t agree such services (in fairness, on her profile, she did say at her discretion.) So either she doesn’t really provide it or she just didn’t like the look of my dick.
So on with the protected blowjob which was below average. No FK. I could only take a few minutes of this underwhelming service. I went behind her which was her saving grace. Her ass did feel great. I pounded away at it for a good 30 minutes. I then told her to go on top but she wasn’t particular good at it. If anything, very lazy. So we switched to missionary and this is where I noticed a scar across her stomach. Now I wasn’t 100% sure if it was a c-section scar but I have to be honest, it was off putting. I definitely can’t see it on her profile pics. I was put off and finished on her stomach.
Her profile lists CIM as a service but in her FAQ she says she doesn’t provide it.
positives pretty girl. Nice ass. Good comms.
neutral underwhelming blowjob.
negatives didn’t provide services agreed on the phone. Scar on stomach was off putting. Some of the pictures on her profile aren’t her or are clearly Photo-shopped.
Would I see her again? No. Especially at those prices. Her ass is great but that’s her only real redeeming quality.
External Link/Members Only (Her Friend/Flat mate who I will review later.)
