Elmgrove studios bristol

[Undateable]

Okay so I fancied a massage with a bit of a happy ending so I took a punt here as I had seen some reviews that said this is what the offer.. this was not the case..

Managed to park outside the door.. (I’m not local so I don’t care who sees me) walked straight in and rang the door bell.. the girl that answered was about 5 ft probably Romanian by look and she quickly said £40for one hour.. I paid the money and off she went as they do.. she returned told me to strip of and get on the bed as normal.. then she stripped of grabbed a condom out put it straight on me and started sucking.. not particularly what I wanted as the massage with cheeky touching and a handjob was what I was after.. she quickly then said sex now.. I must lie down.. so with me on top we did this for 5 minutes.. I asked for her to go on top and she said no.. so by this point I was annoyed so I literally pounded her as hard as I could as I wasn’t really enjoying it so needed to do something to make me cum.. when this happen she gave me a tissue I got dressed and quickly rushed me out the door..

Pros..
Ideal quick cheap shag
Girl was cutish
Room reasonably clean

Cons..
Not what was advertised
Shit sex
Shit oral
No massage
Rushed in and out


Wouldn’t return unless I wanted to bust a quick nut

[houseboot]

Oh dear.

It changed ownership at end of 2014/beginning of 2015.

It changed from a relatively discreet massage studio/shop into an "in your face" old style massage parlour.

The one thing you can guarantee about a massage parlour is that they'll look at you rather bemused if you actually ask for a massage.

[pjnspjns1957]

I have been in this place a couple of times on my way through and have to agree with Undateable, was in and out in far less than 30 mins, wasn't made to feel welcome and the place was freezing, girls sat around looking pissed off, or asleep on a sofa in a room by the entrance, mostly big unfriendly EE Girls who seemed to be arguing with each other most of the time.