Author Topic: NEW MELISSA BIG ASS IN STOKE NEWINGTON (DRUNK ) AVOID! Worst punt ever  (Read 957 times)

nicholasbrown92

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Comms- straight forward with maid given generic text of post code and phoned on arrival. It's next for to rectory road train station.

Hygiene -okay

Girl-  I decided to go even though she was like a plan D mainly due to the first photo of her on the bed, those stains were of putting. She's roughly 5ft7 in my opinion she is not attractive at all the only thing going for her is she is slim thicc so she's got a decent size bum. And in all honesty I might even say she looks abit masculine, but you'll have to meet her for yourself to make that judgment.

PUNT - let in and mellisa opens the door I was not impressed, not physically attracted to her and she looked tired like she had just woken up smh. After giving her the money £40 15 minute pump and dump I made a joke and asked if she was tired she says "no baby I'm drunk" I look to the side and a can of beer looks empty, her English is minimal. She starts by putting the dom on me with her mouth and sucks for maybe 1 minutes it was alright. She then says "doggy baby" I said no and told her to get on top. She did so reluctantly,but after 6 strokes she said doggy and winked at me  :angry: and wasn't taking no for an answer. I start pumping away after 30 seconds she's rushing me saying "cum baby cum"  :diablo:fucking stupid bitch.  She's now making the fakest moans ever and tbh it was a effort to keep my dick hard " ohh yes baby fuck me mmmmm" in the most unconvincing moans ever. Anyways maybe after 3-4 minutes of doggy I pop because she has a decent ass to be fair to her. Once finished she said "thankyou baby" like 4 times but I completely ignored her because of how pissed of I was. I'm not even fully dressed and shes opened the door and informed security I'm finished  :manhater: :dash:. So I rushed to get my clothes a little faster. Just before he opened the door, 2 customers are about to make their way in I said to him I want to hide in the toilet so they can go before I come out,he said it was fine and in the toilet it's full of tissue smh :thumbsdown: :vomit:. Let's me out once they're gone and nightmare over.

Would I visit again?- never ever. Would not recommend for not even a pump and dump. In all honesty I would rather got without sex one year before giving her another chance, a very rubbish service provider.

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2 other punters were waiting to see her , or was it a brothel?

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Sorry to hear mate  :(

Well done on spotting the sh*ts....hmm hmmm excuse me ...the stains on the sh**ts  :P :thumbsup:
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2 other punters were waiting to see her , or was it a brothel?
Yup it's a brothel but I'm guessing the other girl had a long booking beaus her door was still closed as I was leaving

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Sorry to hear mate  :(

Well done on spotting the sh*ts....hmm hmmm excuse me ...the stains on the sh**ts  :P :thumbsup:
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Nightmare visit. surprised you stayed.. Better luck next time and thanks for the review. High lights the importance of this forum really :hi:

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Nightmare visit. surprised you stayed.. Better luck next time and thanks for the review. High lights the importance of this forum really :hi:
Once the money has exchanged hands I don't have a choice. I think asking for money back is risky in so many ways so I just stick it out

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Not quite cross-referencing, if correct, but is this her pic on another profile - Bella Juliette??

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Once the money has exchanged hands I don't have a choice. I think asking for money back is risky in so many ways so I just stick it out

no it isnt. personally i dont think so anyway

and in brothels its quite a common occurence i would imagine

great review and sorry about your experience.


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Not quite cross-referencing, if correct, but is this her pic on another profile - Bella Juliette??

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No that's definitely not her