x Irina x - Birmingham Incall

[Borland]

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Location 8/10
Just off Spaghetti Junction, easy to get to but not so easy to find, if you come from Spag Jc you'll be on the wrong side of the road so have to go up the road, u-turn and come back down - all the while looking up a hill at the house numbers. Parking on drive, shared apartment.

Irina 8/10
Definitely the girl in the pictures, although from pictures you construct this mental image of what you think they look like, which is different to how they look - however I was pleasantly surprised that she was prettier than I had imagined! She is petite (I'd guess around 5'4 or under) and has a very small tight body. Decent boobs. I'm an arse man so hers was a bit flat for me but still good and tight nonetheless. Speaks English well enough that unless she had an accent, you probably wouldn't notice.

Meet 7/10
Arrived at location, after a few mins outside the door she greeted me in and into her apartment. Was offered a shower (which I took), however the shower was a bit crap (door wouldn't shut properly, water pressure was low, already damp towels). I walked back into the room and she laid me down on the bed, asked if I want OWO or OW, obviously I took OWO and she almost blew my mind off. She can definitely give oral. We then moved onto the deed in a few positions, but I regret going doggy as once I assumed position I was greeted with a waft of the local harbor's fishing boats and spotted on her gooch what can only be described as a mini-brain. I powered through for a bit to not make it obvious that I'd spotted the monstrosity and changed positions as soon as appropriate. She gave me OWO again to finish me off, again blew my mind off, no CIM but she did hand finish whilst kissing my member. She did stop stroking prematurely though, as my finales tend to last a bit, can't hold that against her though as some guys freak out after 2 seconds.

She also has a cute cat that gave me some judging eyes on the way out.

All in all, no regrets, but I'm not sure I'll go again only due to travel distance.

[Robbiebucks]

It was going so well until....

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We then moved onto the deed in a few positions, but I regret going doggy as once I assumed position I was greeted with a waft of the local harbor's fishing boats and spotted on her gooch what can only be described as a mini-brain. I powered through for a bit to not make it obvious that I'd spotted the monstrosity and changed positions as soon as appropriate.

[Borland]

It was going so well until....

My exact thoughts at the time, along with thoughts of everything I've seen on WebMD and 4chan of what the thing could be.

[Ming]

So she's still working at what looks like a crack den, no way would I encourage people to park up outside her or any other WG's flat, too indiscreet.

Shower was crap with damp towels, she still has a testicle hanging from her ass, her twat smelt like fish and you give her a positive rating?

Errrr, your review and rating........ a positive.....really?

I think many may be put off when you consider the above and her reputation for going radio silent when punters have turned up at the crack den.

Ming 

[Borland]

So she's still working at what looks like a crack den, no way would I encourage people to park up outside her or any other WG's flat, too indiscreet.

Shower was crap with damp towels, she still has a testicle hanging from her ass, her twat smelt like fish and you give her a positive rating?

Errrr, your review and rating........ a positive.....really?

I think many may be put off when you consider the above and her reputation for going radio silent when punters have turned up at the crack den.

Ming 

Oh believe me, the negative/positive was on the the fence, if it had busted the vault any more if would definitely be a neg, but aside from the Chaos Elemental from Runescape (yes, google it, you know you want to) in her gooch her skills were good.

In retrospect, maybe I was a little lenient for my first review...

[Excalibur]

Thanks for the review Borland.  She has been a maybe for me but your positive review has confined her to the bin.  She bangs on about hygiene in her profile and once you have tasted her you’d want to keep on tasting her - clearly an acquired taste.

[Ming]

Oh believe me, the negative/positive was on the the fence, if it had busted the vault any more if would definitely be a neg, but aside from the Chaos Elemental from Runescape (yes, google it, you know you want to) in her gooch her skills were good.

In retrospect, maybe I was a little lenient for my first review...

Well if you want to change the rating just post it on here, it is possible to do...

Ming 

[Borland]

Well in that case then I'd like to change to a Neutral, can I change my post or will a mod do it?

I've chosen Neutral as, although the bad parts, as I said her skills particularly the OWO make the meet not a complete waste of time.

[Ming]

Well in that case then I'd like to change to a Neutral, can I change my post or will a mod do it?

I've chosen Neutral as, although the bad parts, as I said her skills particularly the OWO make the meet not a complete waste of time.

I have changed it to Neutral for you.

Ming 

[Borland]

I have changed it to Neutral for you.

Ming 

Muchas gracias.

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP.....shame about the hygeine/BV/??.......as I had this one noted for next trip to Brum....wont bother now...

[vw]

So she's still working at what looks like a crack den, no way would I encourage people to park up outside her or any other WG's flat, too indiscreet.

Shower was crap with damp towels, she still has a testicle hanging from her ass, her twat smelt like fish and you give her a positive rating?

Errrr, your review and rating........ a positive.....really?

I think many may be put off when y the above and her reputation for going radio silent when punters have turned up at the crack den.

Ming 

Shame when punters accidentally grade punts wrong.

Sometimes I do wonder what peoples limits are

[Ming]

Shame when punters accidentally grade punts wrong.

Sometimes I do wonder what peoples limits are

Did make me raise my eyebrows too having been messed around by this WG.

Very surprised she still has the testicle, last time I saw her it was about the size of a large marble, very unsightly and with poor hygiene..... still think the op is being generous with a neutral, but his review.......

Ming 

[MarcT]

Thanks for the review Borland.  She has been a maybe for me but your positive review has confined her to the bin.  She bangs on about hygiene in her profile......

+1 Wtf      she clearly doesn't give a damn  she will never see my wallet 

The quest continues

[Placebo88]

I wonder if she is in the country illegally. That would explain not being able to get the thing removed on the NHS.

[Ming]

I wonder if she is in the country illegally. That would explain not being able to get the thing removed on the NHS.

She's Romanian, think they are allowed to be here and would be entitled to NHS treatment.

She's had the testicle since she first came on the scene, it's a wonder she hasn't had it removed.

She's not a bad looking woman, though she has a very poor temperament and would not think twice about fucking you over if she perceives that you have done her some harm, did it to me as she thought I had treated her too rough, she used to offer a gagging deepthroat CIM / swallow service, that's the only reason I kept going back, she's gone much too vanilla and it seems the hygiene / services are not what they once were......

Ming 

[Robbiebucks]

She's had the testicle since she first came on the scene, it's a wonder she hasn't had it removed.

Maybe I’m not quite getting the whole “woman with a bollock” thing... but apart from a testicle, what else could it be? Or would that be breaking one of the site rules?

[vw]

Maybe I’m not quite getting the whole “woman with a bollock” thing... but apart from a testicle, what else could it be? Or would that be breaking one of the site rules?

Skin tags most likely. 

[Littlefoot]

Maybe I’m not quite getting the whole “woman with a bollock” thing... but apart from a testicle, what else could it be? Or would that be breaking one of the site rules?

[alibirmingham]

and spotted on her gooch what can only be described as a mini-brain.

 

Mini Brain LMFAO!!!

Thanks for the review Borland, Glad you mentioned the mini brain. I did have her on the Plan b/c list and almost saw her not long back but didn't happen. Ming and Littlefoot i believe both mentioned the mini brain but i couldn't remember it from my visit with her but glad its cleared up and confirmed.

She wont be seeing me again.

[Bitofluff]

but I regret going doggy as once I assumed position I was greeted with a waft of the local harbor's fishing boats and spotted on her gooch what can only be described as a mini-brain.

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Why can't these WG's Have little bit of self respect and keep themselves correct. I'd be so embarrassed if any woman was playing with my cock and found some kind of dick cheese or whatever. They do this for a living for gods sake woman buy some Caneston or pussy wash or if you've got a yeast infection or BV don't be a greedy bitch take some time off and get yourself straight.

[Borland]

This is now a Negative, I woke up this morning to a text off her about this review... Why does she still have my number and contacting me after services??? Unbelievable... She should have used AW, even less contacted at all.

Beware guys.

[Bitofluff]

So she's complaining that you gave an honest account of your meeting sorry love if your pussy is not correct close your legs

[Ming]

This is now a Negative, I woke up this morning to a text off her about this review... Why does she still have my number and contacting me after services??? Unbelievable... She should have used AW, even less contacted at all.

Beware guys.

Still up to her old bunny boiler tactics, she did the same to me, very indiscreet and unprofessional.

Do you want this altered to a negative now?

Ming 

[Borland]

Still up to her old bunny boiler tactics, she did the same to me, very indiscreet and unprofessional.

Do you want this altered to a negative now?

Ming 

Please.

She boasts so much about being discreet and clean yet is neither of the two.

[Ming]

Please.

She boasts so much about being discreet and clean yet is neither of the two.

Done.

I think most would agree a negative was deserving from the outset.

Hope your next one is better.

Ming 

[vw]

This is now a Negative, I woke up this morning to a text off her about this review... Why does she still have my number and contacting me after services??? Unbelievable... She should have used AW, even less contacted at all.

Beware guys.

Another idiot that texts herself into a negative review, what was she thinking?   

[Ming]

Another idiot that texts herself into a negative review, what was she thinking?   

I know VW, the silly mare is perfectly aware of how this forum works, she was a member until she went on a  rant, got banned, then had her WK's defend her, who also got banned, then re-registered, got banned....etc etc

Mad as a box of frogs, with one testicle and a fishy twat 

Ming 

[smiler999]

Sounds like she has gone downhill, had an hour back in March and she was great. Tried to see again, got there and had the voicemail no show same as others have mentioned. As the location is out of brum it isn’t convenient so won’t bother again either.

[InMefan]

So she's complaining that you gave an honest account of your meeting sorry love if your pussy is not correct close your legs

What exactly did she say to you when she texted and did you respond to the text? :p

[Ming]

What exactly did she say to you when she texted and did you respond to the text? :p

Think you want to direct that question to the op, not BOF.

Ming 

[vw]

When a prossie is banned from uke, sign she is bad..

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Posting with her little brain it seems.

[Ming]

When a prossie is banned from uke, sign she is bad..

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Posting with her little brain it seems.

Interesting the link Admin posted when yet another assumed identity of hers was banned

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=124653

When reading her posts seems she has it in for me and EmilyBlonde, she says she actually punted Emily? I'll have to ask her next time I see her what she thought of Irina's / Sext Slut Irene's testicle..... 

Ming 

[Borland]

What exactly did she say to you when she texted and did you respond to the text? :p

Uhh something along the lines of 'I saw your post on ukpunting and I'm sorry you think I'm not clean... If Ming told you all to jump off a building would you?'

I laughed at it and deleted it without replying, and blocked her number.

[Bitofluff]

What an absolute joke. It's clear she has a hardon for Ming. And what is she thinking ? If the OP goes down on her and it smells like fish then how can Ming shoulder the blame ??? Deranged is not the word. I find a lot of WGs have a warped self image I guess having 10 plus guys a day tell them how beautiful they are eventually changes their perceptions of reality.

In reality if we passed most of them on a high street you wouldn't turn your head. However they carry on like diva supermodels.

[Ming]

She doesn't like me, that much she has made clear, it's been about two years since I last saw her and had any dealings with, talk about holding a grudge.........

Ming 

[dubhcarr]

shame about the meet OP thanks for the review...had this one on my list but you know after the reaction on this thread maybe not...unsolicited comms....now definitely not...when will these girls realise that all they have to do is give good service for the considerable fee?....poor hygeine is unforgivable noone wants to fkk a smelly slut..........