Hey fellas
I thought id sign up and post a review of my 1st time punt. Although nothing to brag about. After searching aw for a girl in croydon area who would do owo and anal, i had a few listed but also looked on fridayad (bad idea). We will put that down to lack of experience. I arranged for 30mins with a “sexy massage” owo, sex and anal for £80. Well first off it wasnt quite the girl i was expecting, but thought ahh well shes still ok lets do this. So had a shower and went back into the room. She got me to lay down and put a bit of oil on back and gave me the most unenthusiastic massage ever, while trying to sound sexy with noises like - ooooooh, aaahhhhh,mmmmm . Sounded more like a monkey if im honest and started laughing to myself with face in pillow thinking what on earth am i doing. She then got to to lay on front and got a condom to put on me..., not even remotely hard yet.... so i asked her to do oral without to which i was told ive just had filling so i cant..hmm not what we agreed... so she went down and started (i use this word loosely) sucking on my fella. Well lets just say i would have more lucky getting him up by sitting on my arm till its numb and tugging myself off. No enthusiasm what so ever. She then shoved a boob in my face making these weird noises again, so stuck my tongue out for a lick to which she responded ouch- careful... what?!?! She then tried to sit on me whilst i was still soft. Now ive never had problems getting him up before so im not sure wether it was the cold outside, nerves from 1st punt, or the fact it felt like i had a monkey in the room making strange noises. I then suggested she bend over and we will try anal. Now... i wasnt allowed to put my own cock in her “dont touch condom” so she tried to put it in to no success. Thought id try and get him up quickly with a cheeky wank before putting it up her arse... but nooooo. So she suggested she give me more oral, so i layed back thinking of queen and country trying to cum, but no didnt happen, and yes i was still soft. I think the only bit that was in her mouth was the nipple on the top of condom whilst she mainly used her hand, still making strange noises, and by now clearly getting pissed off with me so kept shouting and i guess swearing (in a foreign language) at my cock.... that didnt help him get up either. I just agreed we will call it quits and asked for £20 back as that was extra for anal. Unsurprisingly she told me no, so i asked for another shower to which she said yes. End up having a quick crap and left... thought i might aswell get some money back through toilet roll. So i guess the moral of the story is... dont go croydon lol, and avoid godstone mount if they tell you that address.
