stunning lena - Birmingham B1 - TOFTT

[Ming]

Had this one on HL for the last couple of weeks, I have had mostly good experience with Polish girls so I decided to give her a try.

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Comms: Phone call, yep, sounds Polish, answered all the questions I had, good spoken English and seemed genuine, she texts me her full address, which gave me further confidence so I sent off a booking for later the same day. After a few hours I notice she had not even read the booking, despite having logged in during this time, so I send a text enquiring about the booking and commenting on the fact that she had not read the booking, get a reply to say all good, so I send another listing the services and clothes required, get an affirmative response.
By this time there is a faint alarm bell ringing in the back of my mind, but I dismiss it as most of the comms seem genuine.

The meet: Arrive a few minutes early, shoot off a text informing I have a arrived, quick response saying she's in the shower and be a few minutes, my heart always sinks when I get that, too often it means you will be delayed or it is a conveyor belt service, but hey ho, I'm there so wait.

15 mins after my initial arrival text (10 mins after agreed time) I decide to start implementing plan B and / or plan C.

I can't get hold of plan B, but get an affirmative for plan C (which is another TOFTT and another negative  ). So off I toddle.

As far as I am aware the poor girl is still stuck in the shower possibly with her toe jammed in the drain, has dropped her phone and is desperately crying for help?? I suppose being a gent I should ring the authorities to get the firebrigade round to help? I am sure she would be eternally grateful 

Gotta laugh or you'd cry   

Needless to say AVOID

Ming 

[Nirvanian]

Must say I admire your TOFTT's Ming - maybe this one should be the new definition of poleaxed 

[pbrown355]

Was intending to contact tomorrow so thanks for the heads up. I won't bother now.

[smiley9]

  Sorry to hear Ming but thanks again for attempting to TOFTT. Crap pics really and shit Comms so 

     

[azrael]

Thanks for the warning, you sure the plumber wasnt there

[Ming]

Thanks for the warning, you sure the plumber wasnt there

  I think he must have been, he's probably still clearing her U bend as she still has not read my booking!

Ming 

[Excalibur]

Is she not one of the Sexy Switchers mob with the stunning photos and hidden feedback?

[vw]

Thanks for review ming, i wrote this on off on my recent visit cannot remember the reasoning but think there was similar profile with bad ukp so binned it before calling.  Cannot see now but had centre spelt at center on the aw location.

[billyjo]

Booking with Polish girls used to almost be a guaranteed quality punt a few years ago but the last 4 or 5 I've been to see have either been disappointing or I've ended up walking as I didn't find them attractive.

I recently went to the arcadia group in Birmingham, girl I wanted to see wasn't available but the maid assured me she had a very nice girl available, when I got there she was quite fat and unattractive, I asked if there was another girl available but she ended up being unattractive too, when I told them I'm not interested the first fat escort started calling me rude and swearing at me.

[Pablo02]

Booking with Polish girls used to almost be a guaranteed quality punt a few years ago but the last 4 or 5 I've been to see have either been disappointing or I've ended up walking as I didn't find them attractive.

I recently went to the arcadia group in Birmingham, girl I wanted to see wasn't available but the maid assured me she had a very nice girl available, when I got there she was quite fat and unattractive, I asked if there was another girl available but she ended up being unattractive too, when I told them I'm not interested the first fat escort started calling me rude and swearing at me.

That group is notorious for doing this kind of thing.
I've stayed well clear of them now that I've been punting for a good 6-7 months.

[Ming]

I didn't get the impression that she was part of the sexy switchers group, who I have fell foul of before, not is she part of the normal Polish group, just some random time waster.

Should have listened to my instincts which told me there was not enough detail, but my adventurous punting spirit led me astray this time, I am determined to find another little diamond before I retire...

Ming 

[Littlefoot]

I am determined to find another little diamond before I retire...

Ming 

Not any time soon, I hope! 

[Ming]

Not any time soon, I hope! 

Alas some (non sexual) health issues are playing havoc with many aspects of my life at the moment.

Hopefully not for a while......

Ming 

[azrael]

 I am determined to find another little diamond before I retire...

Ming 

Wtf!!! You seem to be enjoying this a hell of lot compared to some of us

[Halleyroad]

The photos are of a pornstar called Lexi Bella

So unless she came over from the states

It aint her

[Jacobcohen123]

She was in Liverpool not so long ago with a group of them and a couple were offering bareback not sure exactly which ones but for definate was Stunning Naomi.

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Was written in her likes list but she also listed it in her extras for £50.

[Ming]

She was in Liverpool not so long ago with a group of them and a couple were offering bareback not sure exactly which ones but for definate was Stunning Naomi.

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Was written in her likes list but she also listed it in her extras for £50.

Yes, the sexy switchers group as we know them here, wasn't too sure to start with if she was with them, but now I am quite certain.

Naomi re-surfaced here a few days ago, bareback was on the profile as you say for an extra "50F", since been removed.

Ming