Thank goodness for the wisdom of UKP. Today I walked - a year or two ago, I never would have.
This morning I was at a client's near Epsom, and finished earlier than expected. Sitting in Sainsbury's car park, I had an attack of the horn so did a quick search using the AW proximity function.
Up came
External Link/Members Only so of course I immediately searched for her on UKP

. Not exactly stellar reviews, but body and face looked good and I could live with limited services for a quick pump and dump with a little hottie.
I gave her a call: she sounded friendly and (the horn kicking in here again) quite sexy on the phone. She was also located right next to Epsom station, about 10 minutes walk from where I was. Result - I said I would be right there !
On arrival I was quickly buzzed into the building and went up to the flat. A couple of female voices heard then standard behind the door technique and in I stepped. At this point, my enthusiasm started to wane...
Inside there was a strong and strange odour, chemical and smoky. If I didn't know better I'd say they had recently been chasing the dragon, or doing crack. It was really unpleasant.
Physically she was pretty OK - she is undeniably the girl in the pictures and a tidy size 6, though her face is much plainer in real life...
The real problem though was her attitude. I tried a couple of pleasantries, got no reply and a sour look, then:
"How long ?"
"An hour, OK ?"
"Yes"
"Do you do OWO ?"
"No"
"Do you do anal ?"
"No"
"Your profile says you do..."
"No"
So I went to walk out, and she said nothing and simply stepped aside.
My £100 is now burning a hole in my pocket but at least I have no regrets
