Author Topic: London.Lady Blonde Milf Bermondsey  (Read 1067 times)


6 review(s) for London.Lady (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

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1hour - £90 (she had a weekend deal) Met Chloe on 23rd of February 2019

Looks: 7/10
Service 3/10
 
So some time had past since my last punt in December so i decided to head back on AW too see who's available since i felt the horn coming back.

after a couple of search's and scrolling through AW links in the Bermondsey area (was staying at a mates flat)
I came across two Candidates to choose from

1: x Sweet CHANTELLE External Link/Members Only
2: London.Lady External Link/Members Only

Originally i had planned to see x Sweet CHANTELLE since she had more review on Here and AW i also heard she gave a pretty good owo not PSE but reasonably enough and felt that she was the safer option of the two , so i shooted her a text, got no reply. tried calling her, went straight to voice mail  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
waiting about 30 mins to try again but no cigar  :thumbsdown:

at this point i was looking at London.Lady now, she didn't have much review on here but she had some on AW quite a few to be honest and some had field reports which i read indicating she was a slim fit blonde English milf. at this point in time i hadn't been with a milf so i thought why not lets get something off the old bucket list :dance:  Looking back now i think i should avoid reading AW review  and focus only on UKP Reviews since our meet was really disappointing :dash:  :dash:

Texted her around 12.00pm to arrange a meet. she texted back saying to call her.
gave her a quick call and ask to arranged a meet at her earliest convenience. she told me she didn't start until 2.30pm so i said thats fine and was told to call her back at 2.00pm to get details about her location ect.

so im chilling at my mates as you do on a Saturday after uni and soon 2.00pm rolls over so gave her a quick call to ask about location. and she replies back saying oh no the meeting wasn't for 2.30pm she was just informing me that, thats around the time she gets ready for work (AKA SP) at this point i was confused since we clearly talked about this early and she had agreed to meet i soon later realise why she has this attitude.

so were still on the phone and now we she tells me her earliest convenience would be 6.00pm  :scare: :scare: :dash: :dash: LIKE WTF i was annoyed at this point since that's a massive waiting time but since i didn't have to travel far (i was already in Bermondsey) and Shes a milf i wanted to get off my bucket list i agreed.

since i would be chilling at mates anyways so i had time to kill. I did notice on her profile she states she needs 2-3 hours notice period before the meet which is why i didn't mind early when i called at 12.00pm and she said replied back with 2.30pm :unknown: :unknown: but honestly its ridiculous and a waste of time. i should have not listen to my horn and just bailed  :dash: :dash:

anyways at this point 5.50pm rolled over and sent her a text. got a prompt reply from her with her address and door number :thumbsup:

knock on the door and im greeted by Chloe hiding behind the door, she ushers me up the stairs into her room.
which is clean and has a reddish pink theme to it. Chloe is exactly how she was described on AW reviews a Slim, blonde British milf with bolt on tits and body tattoos   :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

At this point in time everything was pretty positive, handed her the £90 in damages for the 1 hour session
got asked if i wanted anything to drink. got brought back wine to sip ,  :thumbsup:  i layed in bed with the drink , she joined me and lay besides me drinking her wine, made some casual talk about interests ect ect whilst we started fondling each other, i would grab her fake tits , she would playfully fondly my cock , after a few minutes of casual teasing we started to strip each other naked  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Now to business this is where it starts to get down hill firstly the OWO was terrible, if not one of the worst OWO ive had ever. she barely gave a bj its was more of a handjob with the lips just touching the tip of my cock  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: at this point i was annoying and asked her to do it without the hand, which she did but would just hover her lips around the head  :thumbsdown: id hardly call that a blowjob.

Next she tells me to let her know when i want to fuck , i already had a hard on just from looking and playing with her body so i just said lets get the dom out. she wipes out a dom from her drawer and rolls it on.

now this part of the punt was decent. she would take a good pounding and make quite of few dirty talk remarks. ie "fuck me baby, Give me your cum, yes just like that" ect ect roughly banged her for 25mins straight in different positions which she sometimes initiated. at one point we was on the floor since she was complaining her bed makes to much noise  :lol: anyways i get up since i had a bit of a dead leg at one point since we been smashing on the floor and i lay on the bed she follows me to the bed, takes the condom off and then makes casual talk.

at this point its only been 30mins into our punt and so far wasn't bothered since it seemed to be going well minus the awful OWO. after the casual talk she asks me "soooooooooooo now what" i asked her what she meant by this ? and she said oh well you came right you wanna get changed? I look at her dumbfounded and tell her no i haven't cum yet i just got up because i had a dead leg? i told her to look at the condom if she wanted too its clear with no cum.

she asks me why i didnt say anything and let her remove the condom ? i simple told her well i assumed you would give me another OWO, (i thought she would do a better OWO job than earlier after having a bit of fun.)

she then proceeds to ask the same dumb question "sooooooooo what now" i reply with well id like to carry on fucking since we have some time left. she starts to give me a sad puppy dog pouting face saying "oohhhh"
"is that what you really want" :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

I say yes and she says she has no condoms :dash: :dash: I honestly call BS , besides i had some condoms in my wallet which i told her i could use. Regardless she still gave me sad puppy dog pouting face :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

what followed next was another terrible OWO and her rambling on about her youth in soho which lasted for about 10mins  :dash: :dash: basically a time wasting tactic and finding out that she takes substances such as coke . mdma ect ect whenever she heads down soho :scare: :scare:

at this point i was done. I wasnt intresting anymore, She wasnt putting in any enough. and was just time wasting at this point.

I got up, Got changed and left around 45mins into the punt. left with a hard on and blueballs  :thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

Would i return. Absolutely not. being a fan of oral i wouldn't come back to her since she cant even provide a decent OWO service, all though she was fun to pound. before she did her whole time wasting and puppy dog act