External Link/Members OnlyVisited on a weekday. Apt. made by phone with 3 hours notice.
Cost £35 for 1 hour but paid £70 for 4 hands massage for 1 hour with HE
Masseuse Yok and her side kick.
Didn't realize when I booked but this place is just a house in a residential street. Parking is therefore straightforward but I felt like the curtains were twitching left, right and centre. Ended up almost running in
I was greeted at the door by a small plumpish Thai lady who immediately offered 4 hands and a HE 'upgrade' for £70 what the hell I thought I'd expected to pay £55 for an hours massage with HE and so the 2nd pair of hands were going to cost me £15
We went up to a bedroom and I was left to strip off. The room didn't feel particularly clean or warm. On the floor was a double mattress with some grubby looking towels on. Anyways off with the kit and down on the mattress. I'm then joined by the lady from the door and an older slimmer and more seemingly more attractive lady. I think this is Yok. There's a bit of banter and another upgrade option to body to body for another £50. Looking at the 2 ladies I wasn't sure I wanted either of their bodies naked so I declined. Both of em looked old even by Thai standards which prolly means they were in their 60's
The massage ensued. Lots of touching of my crack and balls from the off. Loads of chatter from the 'girls'. Usual sort of Thai flirting, which doesn't work for me. TBH the whole affair had a very seedy feeling to it and I was regretting my decision but hey ho the massage ground on and over I turned. Neither of the 'girls' were pleasing on the eye and I was loosing interest fast and so I was grateful when Yok finally administered what felt like a mercy HE. Wasn't a bad technique and got me over in what was poor visit.
Had a quick shower and darted to the car.
In summary
Premises. 4/10. It's a semi on a quiet street. Obvious what you're there for.
Girl/Girls. 3/10. Pretty poor really. Old and unattractive.
Massage. 5/10
Would I return? Not a chance! WAY too seedy for my tastes. The ladies aren't the sort of ladies I want to pay to spend time with
