English Rebecca 121 - Bristol

[karsaorlong]

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Reviewed to death but what the hell.

I visited Rebecca on Friday afternoon and had a great time.  I'm new to this and still very vanilla but Rebecca was great at putting me at ease and lovely to talk to, as well as doing the fun stuff.

Pros
Great location
Very attractive
Enthusiastic, up for round 2 even when I wasn't (typically a 1 shot guy and it had been a long day)
Cute cats

Cons
Nothing



Short review but really, nothing more to say that hasn't been said already.  If you're in Bristol then she's a great person to visit.

[vw]

Thanks for a nothing review. 

Noting on looks, nothing on services all about talking (she will love you for that). 

[Sinz]

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Reviewed to death but what the hell.

I visited Rebecca on Friday afternoon and had a great time.  I'm new to this and still very vanilla but Rebecca was great at putting me at ease and lovely to talk to, as well as doing the fun stuff.

Pros
Great location
Very attractive
Enthusiastic, up for round 2 even when I wasn't (typically a 1 shot guy and it had been a long day)
Cute cats

Cons
Nothing

Short review but really, nothing more to say that hasn't been said already.  If you're in Bristol then she's a great person to visit.

You realize the reason punters share reviews on here is to share the fun stuff

[James999]

Looks like she's worn her fanny out and had it replaced with a metal one, according to this image 

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[dubs]

Looks like she's worn her fanny out and had it replaced with a metal one, according to this image 

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That’s clearly denim shorts. All that wanking is affecting your eyesight   

[karsaorlong]

Errr my bad, I didn't realize we were supposed to write short form erotica for these reviews...

I jumped in the shower upon arriving and after drying off I joined Rebecca on the bed, me in the buff and her in tiny red lingerie.

Some kissing (not DFK) and body exploration led to some pretty excellent OWO on me, she had no issue deep throating my admittedly average length.

Stripped her off and into 69 where I had great fun eating away, she even said she came though I suspect that may have just been a line.  On with the raincoat and she asked for me to go on top to start.  I felt like I wasn't going to last too long so hopped off and asked to switch, I wanted to get through at least 2 positions.

Because of her back issues she asked me to 'drive' even on the bottom but that was fine and I was soon hammering away before finished in the condom.

Was a pretty lazy effort on my part but as I mentioned, it had been a long day.

[AnthG]

Pros
Great location
Very attractive
Enthusiastic, up for round 2 even when I wasn't (typically a 1 shot guy and it had been a long day)
Cute cats

Cons
Nothing

There is something really wrong with your review if at the end of reading it, I know more about her cats being attractive than the girl

You include comments about the cats thinking this is what people want to see, and not bother to say much about the girl???

[Sinz]

Now it's is a review worthy, thanks for sharing.

[James999]

That’s clearly denim shorts.

You didn't really think I was suggesting she's had a metal fanny installed 

[karsaorlong]

There is something really wrong with your review if at the end of reading it, I know more about her cats being attractive than the girl

You include comments about the cats thinking this is what people want to see, and not bother to say much about the girl???

I added more in the comments.  I was being flippant given how many existing reviews there are for her but didn't realize how seriously you folk take these reviews   

[bigmanbigman]

One piece of tosh review
Hi points
Lady has 3 pussies
And one looks metal
The end .💩
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[vw]

Because of her back issues she asked me to 'drive' even on the bottom but that was fine and I was soon hammering away before finished in the condom.

Cheers for extra info, fresh Intel not mentioned before on last 25 reviews about her back.   

[Cotswold knight]

Cheers for extra info, fresh Intel not mentioned before on last 25 reviews about her back.   

Virtualwaster, you need to get a life, your endlessly being bitter to ER,don't you think it's time to leave the lady alone?

[Mcping]

Not another....totally over rated....yawn

[Happyjose]

Virtualwaster, you need to get a life, your endlessly being bitter to ER,don't you think it's time to leave the lady alone?

VW's comments on this thread are all valid and in keeping with the culture and ethos of the site

Yours are at odds with that ethos.

[vw]

Virtualwaster, you need to get a life, your endlessly being bitter to ER,don't you think it's time to leave the lady alone?

Sad loser, all valid points mr pathetic

[bigmanbigman]

E.r. gets free press on this site
That comes at a cost .
But more clients .

[nigel4498]

That comes at a cost .

Is the cost about £306?

[vw]

Is cost about £306?

Is that for an oring simple as 123?   

[Placebo88]

Virtualwaster, you need to get a life, your endlessly being bitter to ER,don't you think it's time to leave the lady alone?

If the contents of the original review are helpful to you then you are easily pleased. Not much was said other than an implication she talked a lot. Nothing about services, time, not much more than ticking a box to recommend.  For pets cats to get a mention he must have been struggling with anything good to say, if it was supposed to be funny it wasn't. The follow up post was better - her back limits what she can do with sex, the punter has to do all the work whilst she just lies there or hovers. Wonder if this is a temporary disability only.

[EnglishRebecca121]

If the contents of the original review are helpful to you then you are easily pleased. Not much was said other than an implication she talked a lot. Nothing about services, time, not much more than ticking a box to recommend.  For pets cats to get a mention he must have been struggling with anything good to say, if it was supposed to be funny it wasn't. The follow up post was better - her back limits what she can do with sex, the punter has to do all the work whilst she just lies there or hovers. Wonder if this is a temporary disability only.
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oh dear me ! my back was playing up a little on the day of the meet yet i still got on top and gave my best....

[vw]

oh dear me ! my back was playing up a little on the day of the meet yet i still got on top and gave my best....

good to hear its only temporary and you battle on. 

Looking forward to cotswold knights first review, no doubt it will be about the apple of his eye.   

[Placebo88]

oh dear me ! my back was playing up a little on the day of the meet yet i still got on top and gave my best....

The reviewer reports you got into the top position but then told him he had to do all the effort. The purpose of cowgirl is for punters who do not want to put the effort in. When do you expect to be able to do proper cowgirl position again?

[EnglishRebecca121]

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[Marmalade]

I'm sure beccy will appreciate the thought  but fluffy reviews or non-information reviews tend to work against the prossie in question. 

[Marmalade]

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I think you need to sit closer to the edge of the chair if that's your new "available for fucking" position petal. 

[fumanchu11]

tbh it gets a little irkesome to see some of the trolls on here who cant stop taking a swipe at rebecca everytime a review or suchlike comes up 
i think her positives/negatives speak for themselves.
i havent reviewed her but she ticked all the right boxes when i booked her at short notice a few weeks back

[vw]

tbh it gets a little irkesome to see some of the trolls on here who cant stop taking a swipe at rebecca everytime a review or suchlike comes up 
i think her positives/negatives speak for themselves.
i havent reviewed her but she ticked all the right boxes when i booked her at short notice a few weeks back

Where are these swipes please?  Are they in your imagination ?   

if there is a problem report them, then we will know what you are on about?

[fumanchu11]

Where are these swipes please?  Are they in your imagination ?   

if there is a problem report them, then we will know what you are on about?

everytime a thread comes up on E R you seem to play a very prominent roll on the discussions.
but hey ho you enjoy your fun sir, i and others can see you for what you are   

[Marmalade]

Where are these swipes please?  Are they in your imagination ?   

if there is a problem report them, then we will know what you are on about?

Nothing wrong with swipes if based on believable reviews. (Bangers, I believe, broke the mold on Beccy's reviews). She's had enough stick on here over the years probably to take the oidd pish review in her stride rather than making hysterical reaction posts. I only know her as a UKP member -- has been a bit flakey at times but to her credit isn't banned after many years here. As far as reviews and so-called reviews go, it's simple: punters make up their own mind about them.

[vw]

everytime a thread comes up on E R you seem to play a very prominent roll on the discussions.
but hey ho you enjoy your fun sir, i and others can see you for what you are   

So you lie then you cannot even post a link to these swipes at Rebecca.

all swipes are directed at pathetic white knights and fan boys.

Has she been bending her ear for you to post this.   

[Marmalade]

For the record, here's Bangers' one:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=90478.msg1101334#msg1101334
Clearly genuine; but so probably are the large proportion of positive reviews.

With 55 positives she hardly needs a fluffy sticking up for her.

Prossies are fair game for criticism: but let's make it factual.
They are also fair game, like anyone else, for being wound up and pulled to bits.
We used to tease Beccy about paying tax. Then about faking her hospital appointments.
I mean it was quite funny, and hats off to her for surviving: but it's rather 'old hat'.
Who gives a fuck? Rather a silly thread. 

[cueball]

I presume she's got rid of the shits then op?

I got the shits a couple of months ago, I put it down to me quoting a post on here from becca bad bottom... must be the quote as we've never met 

[James999]

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Was that another retirement announcement 

[vw]

Nothing wrong with swipes if based on believable reviews. (Bangers, I believe, broke the mold on Beccy's reviews). She's had enough stick on here over the years probably to take the oidd pish review in her stride rather than making hysterical reaction posts. I only know her as a UKP member -- has been a bit flakey at times but to her credit isn't banned after many years here. As far as reviews and so-called reviews go, it's simple: punters make up their own mind about them.

she was banned for a while, mcfly drama got her unbanned.   

[Marmalade]

she was banned for a while, mcfly drama got her unbanned.   

What I meant was, as I'm sure guessed, is she is not permanently banned (like most prossie touts) or banned now. Admin rules. 

[nigel4498]

today

 

[Marmalade]

Virtualwaster, you need to get a life, your endlessly being bitter to ER,don't you think it's time to leave the lady alone?

You're a bit of a shitbag aren't you? The closest you get to shagging anyone is saying you'd love to see them but. Then slag off contributing members.

Well at least you got the second half of your avatar name right.

Cotswold clue ...
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It ain't green.

[pking_paul]

Reminds me to see her again sometime but the 'sporty' body is looking a little too muscular in some of the pics and she used to be a little curvier. Attitude with me was spot on but we all have different expectations.

[scutty brown]

Cute cats?

Did you write this review in Romanian and get Babelfish to translate? It always gets cat and pussy confused

[Marmalade]

Cute cats?

Did you write this review in Romanian and get Babelfish to translate? It always gets cat and pussy confused

Funniest post of the day! 

[Cotswold knight]

You're a bit of a shitbag aren't you? The closest you get to shagging anyone is saying you'd love to see them but. Then slag off contributing members.

Well at least you got the second half of your avatar name right.

Cotswold clue ...
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Marmalade I think you and VW should get a room together as it seems your already up his arse 

[Happyjose]

Marmalade I think you and VW should get a room together as it seems your already up his arse 

Amazing retort

Have you actually met a prostitute yet?