Courtney - Karma Sutra Girls (KSG) - South Manchester

[NigelF]

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Even though this girl only has one pic (just an arse pic at that) on the website, I decided to book her on the strength of that and the fact that she was listed as mid 20s. I don't really have the time to hang around in the waiting room to get a look at the girls and since it was her first day that would've probably been quite hard anyway (as she'd likely be booked up, I certainly didn't get my first choice time and I called up many hours in advance) so I just booked her.

Looks: Not mid 20s more like mid 40s! Possibly early 40s but still a lot older than I was expecting. I expect the age to be underestimated but I've seen many girls at KSG and her age is definitely out by the most. The 2nd worse that I've seen is Skye but her age only seems about 10 years out (and her service is excellent). Other girls there like Tyler seem to be pretty accurate (or at least only out by a few years). Courtney's is more like 15-20 years off. Facially, she is quite MILFy but that's not what I wanted today. Good body and big tits but they were "old-school" fakes that were too firm for my tastes. Big suckable nipples though. Even her pic (which is just of her arse) looks rather out of date. Overall, good looking for a girl in her 40s but not what I was expecting.

Service: Limited kissing that was just a few pecks on the lips. It should have been obvious I was looking for more but perhaps not and to be fair I didn't make an effort to kiss her again so perhaps it is better than I've suggested. Her OWO was actually pretty good but not good enough to make up for my disappointment at her looks. Even 69 wasn't enough (despite her being perfectly clean etc). She tried to wank me off but it just wasn't happening so I gave up (to be fair she would've probably kept going) and just opted for a massage. The massage was fairly poor but I didn't give her any instructions as I wouldn't really know what to say (I don't know how to teach good massage techniques). She didn't make me feel rushed, she was warm and friendly and she tried to reassure me given my "performance issues" but unfortunately it wasn't enough. She did seem disappointed that she couldn't finish me off and she did ask if it was her but I just lied and said it was my fault. That is partially true as I wasn't as horny as I usually am but it was mostly a lie (I didn't think the truth would be a good thing to say) but on reflection I should've been more honest because her stated age is simply unacceptable (even though it might be the parlour mostly to blame).

I wasn't really that horny today but because I was excited at the prospect of a new young hot blonde at KSG, I decided to take the plunge. I did have a punt yesterday morning but between then and this afternoon is normally plenty of recovery time (often I can fit in 2 punts in a day as long as the 2nd one is an hour long). It's very rare I have such issues and I'm in little doubt that a younger girl would have been able to satisfy me.

A final note, she said she's worked at a number of other places including GFE Bury and SS but I've no idea who she was.

Overall: She's a nice girl but her age is massively overstated. Unfortunately, I can't really comment that much about her service.

I did give the receptionist some feedback which was welcomed but an excuse was made that it was her first day and her profile is still being updated. Even though it presumably wasn't intended to be a "full" excuse, it shouldn't have been mentioned at all and is a frankly fucking ridiculous anyway.

[AJB top shagger]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience nige. Was it the same bird as on the pics ? ( tattoos on her legs). Doesn't look like the arse of 40 year old to me but clearly they fucked the age up on her profile if you saw her in the flesh. I have found with ksg the girls that are ex sandys have profiles from the sandys days which usually are an accurate depiction of them selfself. Looking at lilly and mckenzie on my ksg hotlist

[NigelF]

Sorry to hear about your bad experience nige. Was it the same bird as on the pics ? ( tattoos on her legs). Doesn't look like the arse of 40 year old to me but clearly they fucked the age up on her profile if you saw her in the flesh. I have found with ksg the girls that are ex sandys have profiles from the sandys days which usually are an accurate depiction of them selfself. Looking at lilly and mckenzie on my ksg hotlist

Yes, technically I shouldn't have said her picture looks rather out of date because I didn't really get a look at her arse or her tattoos (mainly because we didn't get to sex/doggy) but my thinking was the same as yours, that doesn't look like the arse of a 40 year old. It definitely isn't anywhere near a recent picture and she also has more of a tan now. On reflection, I'm annoyed I didn't make sure to check her out to confirm it is a pic of her but it doesn't really matter much either way and of course I go into to punts looking to enjoy myself, not analyse her profile or thinking about my review. Now I think about it though, I did do 69 and I can't remember seeing any tattoos but I wasn't looking for them (or in that area) either.

I've seen McKenzie at KSG and she was pretty good (decent tits but fake, plenty of FK although on the lighter side, decent OWO and the sex was enthusiastic). I'd say she's about 10 years older than stated though (so late 30s) and her pics are a bit out of date (presumably they're ones she used at Sandy's). I've not seen Lilly (who's also at GFE Bury), mainly due to poor reviews/comments I think.

Forgot to add to the review that the price was £60 (£20 to reception and £40 to the girl which included £10 for OWO).

[AJB top shagger]

 I'd say she's about 10 years older than stated though (so late 30s) and her pics are a bit out of date .

I found this with Leanne now you mention it. Profile says early 30s and she was easily late 30s/ early 40s when I saw her. Thanks for the review  and better luck next time.

[neil1978]

I was planning on seeing her at some point after seeing that arse picture, so thanks for the heads up.
I expect better from a place like KSG.

[NigelF]

I was planning on seeing her at some point after seeing that arse picture, so thanks for the heads up.
I expect better from a place like KSG.

No worries, yeah I expect better too. They've seemingly taken my feedback on board (somewhat) and increased her age to "late 20s", it's still inaccurate but not wildly so (for a parlour). Of course I still don't approve at all but at least it's not totally ridiculous anymore.

[VOLPONE]

I wonder if those ludicrous thigh tattoos are real ? Or have they been photoshopped on to confuse a suspicious other half?
This thread only goes to show that even an experienced punter like our Nigel can be had over by the promise of an alluring arse !!!

[NigelF]

I wonder if those ludicrous thigh tattoos are real ? Or have they been photoshopped on to confuse a suspicious other half?

You know I wonder the same thing. Obviously I wasn't paying attention but surely I would've noticed two big tattoo ribbons! Unfortunately can't say with any certainty either way though. To be honest, I doubt it's a real picture of her. Her skin isn't that smooth/flawless and it's not that pale/light (nor is her hair although it is blonde). There could be explanations for those things though and again I can't be certain (except that if it is her, it's definitely an old pic).

This thread only goes to show that even an experienced punter like our Nigel can be had over by the promise of an alluring arse !!!

Oh I'm a gullible old sod. I was lulled into a false sense of security by the parlour though, as they're usually not too bad with ages. That's one of the main reasons I was so annoyed. I gave the example of Tyler's age being pretty accurate in this review and another good one would be Harriet at LM, who working at KSG for a couple of days (unfortunately I can't remember what her KSG name was) but her age was definitely within a few years as well. Basically, if the age is listed as Mid 20s or below, then the girl has always still been in her 20s. Another example is Katy (I can't really remember much now but I'm pretty sure she looked like she was still in her 20s although the service itself wasn't great - a neutral I think).

[neil1978]

Quick image search on that picture brings up this

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[NigelF]

Quick image search on that picture brings up this

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I totally forgot to do that, cheers! I'm not surprised and it seems my suspicions were right. That picture is all over the internet and appears as far back as at least 2013. It's very poor behaviour on KSG's part (although perhaps they just used the photo that Courtney gave to them - still poor though).