This booking was a plan D (it was a busy and disappointing day on the Punting Front)
So after the first 2 bookings made in the day failed and my Plan C (Irena -
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External Link/Members OnlyPrice Paid and Time: 30 Mins £60
Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions, - All provided and all included in price
Comms:Crap Comms to be honest, the maid although friendly and spoke half decent English but the directions were appalling and very difficult to understand and at most times confusing. One of the messages read and i swear this is exactly word for word what she sent me after i said i cant find her place "My Exit is after ground 101 on the corner take past straight after red roman letting agency is my exit, Lena" Talk about WTF does that mean!!!! I guess if you know the area and know the places mentioned you can decipher it but if i wanted a mental challenge i'd do a crossword puzzle, not book a fucking escort!! Anyway took 15 mins to find the place and its only after she mentioned 101 was a cafe is when i finally found the place.
Location:Based off Newhall Street by the 101 Cafe. Tall apartment building. Free on street parking is available during evenings but can get busy on weekends etc. There is paid car parks near by.
Room:Difficult to find due to poor instructions but once found for me this was the best part of the meet as the apartment was amazing. It had amazing views over Birmingham at night. Bathroom was nice, bath tub was recessed into the floor, Nice tall ceilings and generally a more stylish upmarket apartment and not your standard premier suites affair. Bed was comfy and fit for purpose
Appearance:As there was no face pics on the profile cant say for sure if it was her or not but good looking, decent body (6-8 waist) Nice soft natural boobs, and not a let down on looks. Dressed sexy in some lingerie and did have a smile on her face
The details:So before i pay i always make sure the services i want are on offer and prices agreed before paying. Confirmed OWO, RO, 69 included but was told for OWO i would have to take a shower or at least wash my bits first and more than happy to do this. Paid the fee and was told to shower. Had to ask where it was and was left to it to it (where normally WG's would take you and turn the shower on as a courtesy) Had to ask for a towel as well and was told to grab one off the rail. Clearly not a fresh towel so used the dry edges to dab my bits and into the room. She was smiling but other than that had a uncomfortable feeling about the meet like it was a P&D meet and she wanted me out.
On with OWO which was average and lasted 2-3 mins, No DT or special skills, Just plain OWO. Then tried to move right onto sex. I reminded her i wanted RO and 69 (prefer to do RO first) but she went straight to 69 so just let it carry on thinking i would get to RO later. Her pussy was neat and clean with no odour or anything to suggest bad hygiene. Lasted 2 mins and again wanted to move to sex. Clearly i was being rushed but once again i said i would like RO
Yep, All of a sudden she no longer does RO (even though it had already been agreed). The day i had i just couldn't be bothered so told her lets carry on the 69. AGAIN just 2 mins pass and "lets have sex" comes out her mouth again. Getting annoyed but trying not to show it and give in. She does ask what position is my fave and i thought at first maybe this is where it gets better but it wasn't. Told her I like doggy but lets start with CG so she hops on, and a min later "you want Doggy now" WTF women, let me get warmed up at least!!!
I tell her we'll get to that but how about RCG, Again she doesn't like doing that. so onto Mish. Fake noises and silly dirty talk which wasn't really doing it for me. Again 2 mins later asks again for doggy, At this point im getting fed up and just continue pounding away completely ignoring all that comes out her mouth. 4 mins pass and i cant deal with her anymore with her incessant request for doggy and im ready to leave so onto doggy and a min later bags filled. She only wanted to know my fave position so she could make me cum quicker!
Handed wipes to clean myself up with and by the time I've wiped myself and come to the edge of the bed shes already dressed and hovering behind me. I get the message loud and clear and even though a shower was offered it was a empty offer. I just got dressed and out wishing i didn't bother.
All in all time taken from me entering to me leaving was approx 18-20 mins.
Summary:Should of followed Ming's lead and left this one well alone. Serves me right i guess. Poor start, Poor middle, Poor ending. Service was crap and clearly rushed out.
Would I Visit again??Simple answer is NOPE! and im sure you can figure out why!
On a side note which i only figured out later was this profile is linked with Catherine Beauty (
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