English-beauty-4u, St Albans. Neutral ... just about

[TJHooker]

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Having read another review on this girl, thought I'd give it a go.

I have rated it a neutral.  It would be a negative but she delivered all the services.

Paid: £120
Duration: 1 hour
Services delivered: OWO, French Kissing, Cowgirl, Anal, Missionary, Facial

So the positives first.

The girl
Boys wise, the photo's are crap and the outfits do nothing for her.  She is slim with a protruding belly, a small one but it's there.  Facially she ooks like your typical girl next door, albeit one that you'll more likely see at Lidl than say Waitrose. 

Location
Easy to get to from the M25, around 10 minutes.  Quite a bit of free parking on the road outside her place.

Services
She delivers but she is passive so I had to ask her for quite a bit.  The only girl I have ever met to get me to pop 3 times in an hour.

Sorted out the cash.

Round 1: Once naked, delivered owo standing up, on with the condom, lubed up and fucked her ass.  It was tight, did not last long and popped inside her.

Round 2: More owo, ball licking.  Swapped places and got to suck her tits.  Then stood up, got her head on the edge of the bed, got her to suck me, then more ball licking with her jerking me until I popped on her face.

Round 3: On with the condom, cowgirl, kissing, missionary and another pop.

In the shower, cleaned up and left.

The negatives

Location
She's a smoker, the smell hits you as soon as you walk in.  Had a meeting after my session with her, required a bit of aftershave to hide the smell of fags.

The girl
Though her asshole was clean, I checked before anal and also did a scan of the condom for residue; her pussy smelt.  it was quite powerful and with the exception of anal I made sure to keep my head above her waistline.

Overall she provides a good service, however her major let downs are the smelly pussy and stink of fags. 

Would I go again?
No and the quest for a good English girl that delivers the service, is reliable and does not break the bank goes on.

[Chorley]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Having read another review on this girl, thought I'd give it a go.

I have rated it a neutral.  It would be a negative but she delivered all the services.

Paid: £120
Duration: 1 hour
Services delivered: OWO, French Kissing, Cowgirl, Anal, Missionary, Facial

So the positives first.

The girl
Boys wise, the photo's are crap and the outfits do nothing for her.  She is slim with a protruding belly, a small one but it's there.  Facially she ooks like your typical girl next door, albeit one that you'll more likely see at Lidl than say Waitrose. 

Location
Easy to get to from the M25, around 10 minutes.  Quite a bit of free parking on the road outside her place.

Services
She delivers but she is passive so I had to ask her for quite a bit.  The only girl I have ever met to get me to pop 3 times in an hour.

Sorted out the cash.

Round 1: Once naked, delivered owo standing up, on with the condom, lubed up and fucked her ass.  It was tight, did not last long and popped inside her.

Round 2: More owo, ball licking.  Swapped places and got to suck her tits.  Then stood up, got her head on the edge of the bed, got her to suck me, then more ball licking with her jerking me until I popped on her face.

Round 3: On with the condom, cowgirl, kissing, missionary and another pop.

In the shower, cleaned up and left.

The negatives

Location
She's a smoker, the smell hits you as soon as you walk in.  Had a meeting after my session with her, required a bit of aftershave to hide the smell of fags.

The girl
Though her asshole was clean, I checked before anal and also did a scan of the condom for residue; her pussy smelt.  it was quite powerful and with the exception of anal I made sure to keep my head above her waistline.

Overall she provides a good service, however her major let downs are the smelly pussy and stink of fags. 

Would I go again?
No and the quest for a good English girl that delivers the service, is reliable and does not break the bank goes on.

Thanks for the review, VerbakTick.   
She's been on my radar for a while, but she's definitely off it on reading your experience.

[Benjboy87]

Hi mate good review.

I must admit the smoke was a slight issue for me too but I actually advised to keep a window open and a quick spray before I arrived on subsequent visits.

Pussy wise I was a bit surprised. Was fresh when I go there but then again I am usually early in the day and probably her first booking usually. Not sure if going at end of the day is good for any girl as I tend to find if they have had bookings all day and what not then can be a lacklustre service as well as a pounded sweaty fanny. Hence why I am an early bird for bookings.

Service wise I can't fault. Yes you need to take the lead but having been a few times now she knows what I like.

A very good honest review.

[TJHooker]

Benjboy

My booking was in the afternoon.  As part of the chit chat at the end, she mentioned she was off for a shower after I left and that she has to take several a day!

Just a shame she did not feel the need to take a shower before my session.

[Badvicar]

White knights charging for their horse?

[Benjboy87]

I knew bad vicar would have to interrupt a sensible post.

[Benjboy87]

Benjboy

My booking was in the afternoon.  As part of the chit chat at the end, she mentioned she was off for a shower after I left and that she has to take several a day!

Just a shame she did not feel the need to take a shower before my session.

Yeah not the best way.
The smoking thing is the biggest issue I had but as insist when I have booked subsequent visits I say give it a spray round.

Sometimes hotels are better to visit wg because you know it will be smoke free.

I am about 99% sure she works from her own home in this case.

[TJHooker]

Yeah not the best way.
The smoking thing is the biggest issue I had but as insist when I have booked subsequent visits I say give it a spray round.

Sometimes hotels are better to visit wg because you know it will be smoke free.

I am about 99% sure she works from her own home in this case.

It is her home.

Unfortunately not always convienient (cost, journey etc) for the WG or the punter. 

Considering she used to be an agency girl I was surprised at her lack of attention to detail.

The fags were on a coffee table with butts in the ash tray and I could see them when I walked in.  This I could and have ignored in the past, but the smelly pussy is just not excusable.

If we as punters are expected to be fresh and clean to get DFK or OWO why should the WG's not be in the same position.

[unclepokey]

On the 3rd Sept thread I indicated I'd TOFTT.
What I've read tells me not to bother. In 15 years of punting the closest Auntie got to suspecting anything was when I and my clothes came home smelling of ciggy smoke.
I had booked her for tomorrow but I've now cancelled giving my reason.
My due diligence was inadequate.
Lesson learned.
Uncle Pokey

[unclepokey]

VT  I just wanted to thank you for your extraordinarily fine Field Reports. You are the Manmeat* of this board.

*Manmeat was a writer of field reports of humour and detail on Pnet. Keep on my hero!

Uncle Pokey

[TJHooker]

VT  I just wanted to thank you for your extraordinarily fine Field Reports. You are the Manmeat* of this board.

*Manmeat was a writer of field reports of humour and detail on auto-censored. Keep on my hero!

Uncle Pokey

 

[Benjboy87]

Having felt bad about your experience as I felt partly responsible, I spoke to demi regarding the smoke. She has taken proactive steps to ease the smell. She has said she has bout fragrant candles as well as plug in sprays.

I think it's totally unacceptable to walk into a wall of smoke and pay 120 for the priveladge.

[Hertsgent]

Having felt bad about your experience as I felt partly responsible, I spoke to demi regarding the smoke. She has taken proactive steps to ease the smell. She has said she has bout fragrant candles as well as plug in sprays.

I think it's totally unacceptable to walk into a wall of smoke and pay 120 for the priveladge.

I'd be a little careful about being a go-between a WG and UKP....reminds me of RRR, and certainly could be construed as touting or WK-type behaviour.....

[TJHooker]

I'd be a little careful about being a go-between a WG and UKP....reminds me of RRR, and certainly could be construed as touting or WK-type behaviour.....

+1

[Big Bad R]

Having felt bad about your experience as I felt partly responsible, I spoke to demi regarding the smoke. She has taken proactive steps to ease the smell. She has said she has bout fragrant candles as well as plug in sprays.

I think it's totally unacceptable to walk into a wall of smoke and pay 120 for the priveladge.

Hmm very RRR behaviour 

[Badvicar]

Having felt bad about your experience as I felt partly responsible, I spoke to demi regarding the smoke. She has taken proactive steps to ease the smell. She has said she has bout fragrant candles as well as plug in sprays.

I think it's totally unacceptable to walk into a wall of smoke and pay 120 for the priveladge.

Hertsgent is being, as usual, gentlemanly. I'd go further and say you know too much and speak too much for the girl. Fucking fragrant candles? And you have had a word with her? Totally unacceptable to have smoke, but been multiple times to see the bird. Bitch please.

[Benjboy87]

From my experience I don't like it either but when I see her I ask her specifically to make sure it's fresh.

All I did was recommend she should assume all guys don't like the smell of smoke and to perhaps make sure she keeps the place fresh.

I'm sure the OP will confirm it's the living room as you walk in which is where she smoke and not the bedroom.

I said that perhaps she should stand by an open window or on the balcony when she smokes.

I am NOT sticking up for her in anyway and clearly stated that i thought it was unaccptable to for a punter to pay good money to walk into a room of smoke.

The reason I told her about the smoking as it benefits us all as current and future customers and that perhaps maybe this would generate a better experience in the future for not just me but other clients aswell.

[TJHooker]

Benjboy

The smoke was an issue and one that other punters may or may not be put off by.  Quite a bit of effort seems to have been put into making the room smell better, having a smoke out the window etc.

However, the more important of the two issues for me is the smelly pussy.  Though I have no want to see the girl again, I think other punters may benefit from a vag that has no smell or smells nice and fresh.  Can't comment on taste as it was just something I did not want to experience having had salmon the night before.

[Benjboy87]

Hi VT

Not much I can suggest to her about that when I next see her.

I personally have never come across that but if I did as I have come across before I know it can be vile.

That's why as I have said before I prefer morning bookings where the girl hasn't taken a pounding all day.

But agree completely that a smelly slag will make you gag.

[Badvicar]

Lol

[Badvicar]

Welcome back.

[Badvicar]

Four of the usual suspects.

[Benjboy87]

Nice to see everyone is rallying around you....

Twat.

Go take a look in the mirror you poor pathetic misguided fool.

[Badvicar]

Nice to see everyone is rallying around you....

Twat.

Go take a look in the mirror you poor pathetic misguided fool.

Unlike you Barebackenjoy, I don't need validation from fanboys, aliases, or suckers. You are the "twat" and the snivelling coward.

[Hertsgent]

Hi VT

Not much I can suggest to her about that when I next see her.

I personally have never come across that but if I did as I have come across before I know it can be vile.

That's why as I have said before I prefer morning bookings where the girl hasn't taken a pounding all day.

But agree completely that a smelly slag will make you gag.

Seeing as you are helping us all so much with a direct line to this WG, could you improve my experience if I go by letting her know I like custard creams and PG tips for after round 1, and can it be those Ikea vanilla scented candles please ? Then she can plan ahead

And do I pay her or you?

Thanks

[Big Bad R]

Seeing as you are helping us all so much with a direct line to this WG, could you improve my experience if I go by letting her know I like custard creams and PG tips for after round 1, and can it be those Ikea vanilla scented candles please ? Then she can plan ahead

And do I pay her or you?

Thanks

 

[itk]

Having felt bad about your experience as I felt partly responsible, I spoke to demi regarding the smoke. She has taken proactive steps to ease the smell. She has said she has bout fragrant candles as well as plug in sprays.

I think it's totally unacceptable to walk into a wall of smoke and pay 120 for the priveladge.

Seems odd behaviour to contact a WG about her reviews and advise on ways to improve her surroundings. I'd never dream of contacting a WG and telling her of discussions from here.

[Benjboy87]

It was during a booking I just mentioned that I had heard that there has been a small issue with this and that and perhaps you should rectify.