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6 review(s) for sexysaucysarah (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

Offline DrConners

Saw this girl recently :

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I'd tried to book her a couple of times before but she wouldn't always respond to AW messages or texts to her number.

Saw her "Available Today" was on so texted her about 10.00am on the day - she responded pretty promptly & for the sake of a timeline lets say she accepted a booking for 7.30pm with instructions to text her 30 minutes before the start of punt to obtain her address. A couple more friendly texts back & forth and a booking request made & accepted so at this point I abandoned a plan B or C thinking it was on.

I'm fresh out of the shower, everything that needs to be shaved, clipped & pruned is done & I'm getting my glad rags sorted - basically ready to leave. Text her bang on 7.00pm asking for her location, knowing that I'd have 30 minutes to get there from where I live.

Nothing ........... I call her at 7.15pm , she didn't pick up, got a text at 7.20pm saying "I'm at such & such hotel" then another a few seconds later saying "but I won't be ready till 7.30 as we discussed" I'm looking at my phone (in just my boxers) thinking "Well this sucks, I've got 10 minutes to finish getting dressed, get to (a central location) park & walk to the hotel!"

So I call her & she picks up, I explain I'm gonna need time to get there as "You've only just told me where you are!" & she gets slightly arsey, then acknowledges that she HADN'T told me where she was & apologises So at that point I knew she'd been conversing with more than one punter & got confused whom she had told what ! She says she'd still like to meet & just get here as soon as I could, by now it was 7.30pm, the original time of our appointment

Like a dick (which was currently in the driving seat, literally) I chucked on my clothes & commited several traffic violations & pissed off a few drivers in my way to reach her location at 7.45pm.

More faffing around when I got there, didn't pick up the phone, sent me a text saying "I'm busy, call back later." more evidence of multiple contact to more than one punter - I was literally turning around to walk back to my car when she rang me & gave me the room number. I was half inclined to walk but was gagging for a shag.

Finally got in to her room at 7.50pm! She is hot I have to admit, reminded me of Sarah Harding a bit (not a bad thing in my eyes) blonde hair, blue eyes, slim figure & with a sunbed tan. Pictures on her profile are shit and her PG ones aren't much better so it was a pleasant surprise that she was facially attractive.

Brief chat (altough there wasn't something right with her demeanor) & she offered me a drink (we'll come to that in a minute) agreed £80 for 40 minutes. FK with a bit of light tongue, she was wearing a sexy dress which I took off to reveal a matching bra & knickers, nice natural tits - maybe a B-Cup so not large but still enough to play with, very tidy shaved pussy, happy to RO - I'm not really into fingers, I mean I will if asked but not really my thing.

She was very enthusiastic during RO,writhing about & moaning - she's verbal & that was a turn on. I presented my cock for what I thought was OWO but she gave me a condom & said "I need you to fuck me now!" So no oral from her on me  :unknown: I bagged myself up & banged her quite hard in mish, she didn't complain & seemed to be enjoying herself (don't they all) then I pinned her down by her wrists (gently) still fucking her before pushing her legs together with her knees on my chest & my hands on her hips, her pussy felt tight, wet & good.

She turned around and presented her arse & pussy and again said "Fuck me hard!!" so I started banging away, everything I could - I mean Full tilt boogie ! Few slaps on her arse - it wasn't long before I came. I'm no porn star but this was obviously not to her satisfaction as she turned around to look at me & said - "Oh, you've cum!?" - I said "Yeah, you said fuck me hard, that's what happens!"

Had about 10 minutes left, had a quick chat, she's pretty cool, she has had at least one kid but her body has sprung back. As I was leaving I noticed a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka & about a quarter of it was gone, I'm guessing that explains the shit comms, confusion as to whom she had or hadn't spoken too & general ditzy behaviour (or she's just a typical blonde  :wackogirl::D 

So the sex was positive (well for me anyway lol) although I'd confirm services beforehand if oral is required from her, in an hour booking I'm sure it would be. However the shit comms & the fact she had probably been juggling several punters all day/evening is a negative from me as well as she was slightly intoxicated IMO so I'll go with a neutral.

RX8 Racer

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"Like a dick (which was currently in the driving seat, literally) I chucked on my clothes & commited several traffic violations & pissed off a few drivers in my way to reach her location at 7.45pm."

Wow so driving around like a reckless idiot is ok is it? Putting the safety of other road users at risk just to get to a punt! Shame the plods didnt catch you either, could do with less dangerous drivers like you on the roads. And you call me stupid...

Offline nigel4498

She's on my hotlist and I've rang, text and emailed this one over the last couple of weeks in the hope of arranging something and got nowhere so gave up.
Think she might linger on there now as crap comms really piss me off.

Offline Jamboney

"Like a dick (which was currently in the driving seat, literally) I chucked on my clothes & commited several traffic violations & pissed off a few drivers in my way to reach her location at 7.45pm."

Wow so driving around like a reckless idiot is ok is it? Putting the safety of other road users at risk just to get to a punt! Shame the plods didnt catch you either, could do with less dangerous drivers like you on the roads. And you call me stupid...

Your name is RX8 Racer so your argument is invalid.

Offline Zimbaman

"Like a dick (which was currently in the driving seat, literally) I chucked on my clothes & commited several traffic violations & pissed off a few drivers in my way to reach her location at 7.45pm."

Wow so driving around like a reckless idiot is ok is it? Putting the safety of other road users at risk just to get to a punt! Shame the plods didnt catch you either, could do with less dangerous drivers like you on the roads. And you call me stupid...

Christ RX you do come across as a cunt  :dash:

Good review and thanks for that. Shit coms are at best irritating but at least you had a good time  :thumbsup:

RX8 Racer

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Your name is RX8 Racer so your argument is invalid.

Hardly! FYI I dont even own a Mazda RX 8 either you numpty, its just a car I liked when I was younger and liked "racing" it on video games during my childhood.

Also just my opinion here but your profile picture is ridiculous! Sort it out!

RX8 Racer

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Christ RX you do come across as a cunt  :dash:

Good review and thanks for that. Shit coms are at best irritating but at least you had a good time  :thumbsup:

Not really, I did have some respect for Dr connors but after reading what I quoted from his review it just tells me that hes a total tool of a driver and I bloody hope I never cross paths with him on the roads. Ask yourself, is it really worth risking plod catching you driving recklesly like that just because your running late to get your rocks off with a WG. No it is not. I would never put other people at risk by driving like he did, if I were running late I would either ask for a time change or reschedule for another day.

Call me a cunt all you want but at least I don't risk peoples lives and safety as well as my mine when driving.

Offline CuriousGuy

She's been on my HL for a while; but like yourself have attempted to book her but haven never really got through.

At least she's hot as you say .... but was it worth the effort!

bigmanbigman

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Not really, I did have some respect for Dr connors but after reading what I quoted from his review it just tells me that hes a total tool of a driver and I bloody hope I never cross paths with him on the roads. Ask yourself, is it really worth risking plod catching you driving recklesly like that just because your running late to get your rocks off with a WG. No it is not. I would never put other people at risk by driving like he did, if I were running late I would either ask for a time change or reschedule for another day.

Call me a cunt all you want but at least I don't risk peoples lives and safety as well as my mine when driving.
rx you are new to the game when a wg fucks you about you have two choices
Try your hardest to make the punt happen or bin it
I know my self and most punters here try for the first !!

RX8 Racer

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rx you are new to the game when a wg fucks you about you have two choices
Try your hardest to make the punt happen or bin it
I know my self and most punters here try for the first !!

Yes I know I am new but thats hardly the point here. What I'm saying is that its not worth risking your own safety or other peoples if you drive like a reckless idiot is it! Or worse would you prefer the plods to be chasing you because you prefer to prioritise getting to a punt over caring about your safety, there is no logic or sense in that!  :dash:

bigmanbigman

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Rx after some of the wgs you have seen get checked we all care about your safety . Also
Rx racer ? Really!

RX8 Racer

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Rx after some of the wgs you have seen get checked we all care about your safety . Also
Rx racer ? Really!

" rx racer ? Really!" like I told Jamboney the Mazda RX 8 is just a car I liked in my youth, I never owned one, I merely enjoyed "racing" it on video games when I was a youngster. Just read the above posts you twit!

And TBH the WGs I have seen is hardly relevant to the point I was making about dr connors so called "driving", I'm surprised he didn't cause an accident, no respect from me there.  :thumbsdown:

bigmanbigman

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Rx i read all you comment on
And some times your too Keen to comment and dont take time to slow down and think first !
Watch out for the deep holes or is it whores.

Offline Jamboney

Not really, I did have some respect for Dr connors but after reading what I quoted from his review it just tells me that hes a total tool of a driver and I bloody hope I never cross paths with him on the roads. Ask yourself, is it really worth risking plod catching you driving recklesly like that just because your running late to get your rocks off with a WG. No it is not. I would never put other people at risk by driving like he did, if I were running late I would either ask for a time change or reschedule for another day.

Call me a cunt all you want but at least I don't risk peoples lives and safety as well as my mine when driving.

You got called out by several people for coming across as a fluffy bell end and you've been on the defensive ever since, dishing out childish insults at every opportunity. Grow up.

Offline DrConners

Not really, I did have some respect for Dr connors but after reading what I quoted from his review it just tells me that hes a total tool of a driver and I bloody hope I never cross paths with him on the roads. Ask yourself, is it really worth risking plod catching you driving recklesly like that just because your running late to get your rocks off with a WG. No it is not. I would never put other people at risk by driving like he did, if I were running late I would either ask for a time change or reschedule for another day.

Call me a cunt all you want but at least I don't risk peoples lives and safety as well as my mine when driving.

I saw this garbage this morning funnily enough, had an early start as I had a day out planned & didn't really have the time nor the interest to respond - however I did chuckle to myself as the words "What a sad loser, jumping out of bed on a Sunday at 6.56am desperate to post this shit!  :D " crossed my mind. Three & a half hours later you were still posting rubbish like a petulant child - I'm flattered.

You kindly read my review and the ONLY thing you commented on or took note of was this (glad you've finally learnt to quote, took you a while though didn't it?)

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Like a dick (which was currently in the driving seat, literally) I chucked on my clothes & commited several traffic violations & pissed off a few drivers in my way to reach her location at 7.45pm.

Not that I have to explain myself & I can't help the fact your not socially inept enough to interpretate sarcasm when you read it - I guess this is what this guy is for " :sarcastic: " - how about :

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I drove enthusiastically & overtook a couple of dawdlers on The Avenue - but nobody died lol."


Better ? (Not that I care, this is just for shits & giggles  ;) )

Your welcome, by the way, for the review - it's been written to help you in your punting, all you have done is extracted the only fact that you thought you could try to generate negative opinion with & congratulations, you have universally failed.

So this morning you were a sad loser & now your a sad loser with a failed agenda  :thumbsdown:

Oh & thanks but I don't need your respect - I have my own.

I'd say drop your vendetta / shit attitude & start posting honestly, intelligently & with a bit of humour - as you currently lack all of these qualities.


Offline DrConners

You got called out by several people for coming across as a fluffy bell end and you've been on the defensive ever since, dishing out childish insults at every opportunity. Grow up.

+1

Pretty much sums it up, as previously demonstrated by his childish attitude - words are wasted on this cretin  :unknown:

RX8 Racer

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I saw this garbage this morning funnily enough, had an early start as I had a day out planned & didn't really have the time nor the interest to respond - however I did chuckle to myself as the words "What a sad loser, jumping out of bed on a Sunday at 6.56am desperate to post this shit!  :D " crossed my mind. Three & a half hours later you were still posting rubbish like a petulant child - I'm flattered.

You kindly read my review and the ONLY thing you commented on or took note of was this (glad you've finally learnt to quote, took you a while though didn't it?)

Not that I have to explain myself & I can't help the fact your not socially inept enough to interpretate sarcasm when you read it - I guess this is what this guy is for " :sarcastic: " - how about :
 

Better ? (Not that I care, this is just for shits & giggles  ;) )

Your welcome, by the way, for the review - it's been written to help you in your punting, all you have done is extracted the only fact that you thought you could try to generate negative opinion with & congratulations, you have universally failed.

So this morning you were a sad loser & now your a sad loser with a failed agenda  :thumbsdown:

Oh & thanks but I don't need your respect - I have my own.

I'd say drop your vendetta / shit attitude & start posting honestly, intelligently & with a bit of humour - as you currently lack all of these qualities.

Yeah fair play to you there, guess I do come across as abit of a wanker. Thanks for the input and review doc.  :)

bigmanbigman

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Rx your welcome here just dont feel you have to bite back if some disagrees with you .

Online madmania

Well the random drama here in the comments seems a bit weird and uncalled for. Dunno what sparked all that :unknown:

Otherwise thanks for the review Doc :thumbsup:

Sounds like good service if you get it! Shame as reliability is very important for me.

Also drunk prossies don't do anything for me. If I wanted drunken older women I'd just go to a club on a Friday night...

Offline shaunogg



RX8 Racer

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RX8 seems a bit KEEN to me....

I'm not banned member Mr Keen if thats what your thinking.

Offline switftjake

First Kamu, then Keen. Make up your minds who he is/was. Does it matter?

Offline Chooser

I'm not banned member Mr Keen if thats what your thinking.

FFS - just ignore the arsehole! The more FP react to his ramblings, the more he will ramble.  :diablo: