External Link/Members OnlyIt’s not often a bad review on here leads me to a booking but that’s what happened here. I saw the report that Thomasjackson posted and liked the look of Kianna’s photos. With slim pickings elsewhere over the weekend, I decided to take a risk, calculating that the worst that could happen would be a no-show. I booked for 30 minutes at £60.
CommunicationsKianna works as part of a group on AdultWork and there was a phone number listed. The phone was answered by a gentleman who confirmed that Kianna was available but slightly later than my ideal time. He suggested I drive to the location and he’d let me know if she was free any earlier. This seemed a bit odd, but I had nothing else to do, so took a chance. At no point did he ask my name or request an AW booking request, which is also odd.
I parked up about 15 minutes early, called the number again and was told he’d contact me when she was free. He duly rang a couple of minutes after my booked time.
LocationKianna was working from a hotel on the Quayside that has its own carpark. However, half expecting things to go awry I chose to park in a small free carpark a short walk away. Once inside the hotel, you’re in a large reception area and the lifts are obvious.
First impressionsThe door was opened quickly but Kianna hardly acknowledged me. This set the tone for an uncomfortable half hour. Obviously, she didn’t know my name, but she also had no idea how long I had booked for. The only positive was that Kianna looked great. She was wearing red underwear and fishnet stockings that really showed off her stunning, flawless body.
Main EventStilted introductions out of the way and money exchanged, I undressed and joined Kianna on the bed. We kissed and I was surprised to find this was opened mouthed and with tongues. There was no enthusiasm though; she was simply going through the motions.
After a while, I asked for oral and she obliged with that classic half handjob, half blowjob technique. This gradually became more and more handjob only so I moved things on by suggesting we get a condom.
Kianna went on top first and mechanically moved up and down in what would be loosely recognised as cowgirl. I’m amazed how it’s possible to have sex with somebody with virtually no acknowledgement they exist. Before I lost interest myself, we switched to missionary and the inevitable ending.
Afterwards, there was some slight “conversation” in that she answered the questions I asked to punctuate the silence. I learned she’s only been doing this for a fortnight and she’s friends with "Posh Victoriaa" from the same AW group.
ConclusionI really didn’t enjoy this half hour and I feel uncomfortable now writing about it. Kianna did all that I asked but this was the most mechanical, uninvolved meeting I’ve had for years. She hardly spoke a word and found it hard to look at me. She is either painfully shy or - more likely - simply hated being there. It’s a negative not least because of how it left me feeling. I have no wish to be part of any girl’s future regrets, but I think I just was.
Save yourself and Kianna from doing something you’ll both hate and avoid her.
