Author Topic: Sex Spy - Mr Fishy is gonna kill me! - Wakefield  (Read 2903 times)


1 review(s) for sex spy  (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline thekingreturns

Ok so I was drunk (had to get that in), Horny and the wife was on holiday. Out with the lads one Saturday night so thought fuck it I need a punt... messaged a few local and Sex Spy replied she was free. Now yes she does bareback and no I didn't notice or check on here first  :dash:

Location:

A council estate just off the city centre of Wakefield. It was in some flats. Not going to lie its the worse place I've visited.

Looks Ok so I was drunk but she didn't look THAT bad. low cut top on and a skirt. Sober Kingy would've walked looking back

Inside the flat

It was a mess! Shit (not literally) everywhere. the Smell made me sober up a bit actually but I had come this far. I asked to use the bathroom and was greeting by a litter tray which made the smell worse.

The action

Got back to the bedroom after popping a blue friend and pretty much said "I'm gonna lay here do your best" OWO was decent to be honest, and I mentioned RO which she was keen on but I like to fuck the girl first so I said "Ride me first" and this is where I realised I had fucked up as she just went to get on t'old Lil Kingy.. a quick shift and lil kingy avoided being eaten alive by a potential diseased Hole... she asked what was up and I said "have you forgotten something that needs to go on that" her reply was "I thought you wanted to pay extra for BB.... it mustve been my next client" Anyway... like an idiot who had popped a bluie I decided to carry on (with rain coat) and after some boring sex I filled the bag but had 20 Mins left... "so that RO you mentioned"..... " urm is that the time... I've gotta go meet the lads back in town" paid up and off I went.

Would I see again... NO
Would I recommend... NO

Will I make sure I pay attention to Mr FishyFoo.... YES

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Offline mrfishyfoo

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TWAT !!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why would I want to kill you ?? I reckon you'll have punished yourself enough after fucking up like this.  :P :P

To the pox clinic I say for you.  :D :D

At least you didn't lick her out and you were bagged up.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Let this be a lesson to you.  :crazy: :wacko: :crazy:

SKANKS are SKANKS for a reason.  :bomb: :bomb:


Offline cueball

You didn't need to listen to fishy on this one  :dash:

Read her likes of bareback and unprotected sex.... it's all there in black and white.

Don't know why you sound shocked, you booked a barebacker  :dash:

Offline thekingreturns

You didn't need to listen to fishy on this one  :dash:

Read her likes of bareback and unprotected sex.... it's all there in black and white.

Don't know why you sound shocked, you booked a barebacker  :dash:

I know and like I said I was hammered and clearly missed it and never checked UKP... lesson learnt... don't do it when drunk!   :thumbsdown:


Offline thekingreturns

Was it this lass?

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hmmmm angle isn't the best... if she has a speech impediment then its here

Offline thekingreturns

There is a pic on your review where she is next to a wall... that looks like the entrance to the flat I went in to be fair

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Its the cat litter that gave it away. I remember reading about it.

Offline Zeusthedoc

hmmmm angle isn't the best... if she has a speech impediment then its here

that's a fucking speech impediment and a half if you can notice it in the picture!

 :sarcastic:

that being said - I am not quite sure how devoid of all of my cognitive faculties I would need to be to consider booking this one!

Offline cueball

lesson learnt...

We'll see, you've two reviews and they're both barebackers

Be interesting when review number three appears.

Here's your first bb slip up..
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=108737.0

Offline thekingreturns

We'll see, you've two reviews and they're both barebackers

Be interesting when review number three appears.

Here's your first bb slip up..
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=108737.0

Thanks for the reminder... luckily I never met her and also sometimes its easy to miss BB... I actually think Mr FishyFoo missed it if you read the comments

Offline thekingreturns

The Issue I have is I punt when drunk. I go for easy punts at the time and I never read it properly or even look at pics with a sober eye (1st review)

Confidence is another reason why its while drunk

Probably had 10-15 punts in 14 years and 14 of those were either abroad or if in this country 14 years ago... a lot of 14's there so that is going in my euro millions tonight




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You didn't need to listen to fishy on this one  :dash:

Read her likes of bareback and unprotected sex.... it's all there in black and white.

Don't know why you sound shocked, you booked a barebacker  :dash:
sounds like fishy's ego massaging  reviews have earned him a fan club.   :crazy: :wacko:

So besotted with fishy he forgot to put where thew punt took place in the title.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Clearly thinking about impressing fishyfoo than reading profiles.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Offline thekingreturns

Not here to impress anyone..... it could've been you who wrote the fact she BB and I'd have put your name.

Got me on the location though   :kiss:

Offline cueball

sounds like fishy's ego massaging  reviews have earned him a fan club.   :crazy: :wacko:

So besotted with fishy

Now, that got me thinking.... I wonder if he's got his own rope  :sarcastic:

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Why are you seeing one that barebacks? Go see Kloe in Leeds - she normally doesn't get up til 1030 but shes up & got her profile on this morning at 730. She doesn't bareback & is hot as fuck. £50 for half hour

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Offline ruffler

FFS mate - thats a tightrope walker right there