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External Link/Members OnlyGirl: Anastasia
Date: 27 August 2017
Venue: Her place, Terraced house in Warrington.
Comms: All by text and call to say when I was near to get number, Good response to be fair seemed very nice.
Duration: 30 mins (well about 10 mins)
Fee: £60
The meet:
As soon as I entered I was put off as the place stunk like a house sized ash tray right under my nose an absolute dump, We went upstairs to a low light back room which was a mess glasses everywhere and wine bottles near the door, Scruffy unmade bed and Ana looked rough as fuck nothing like her presentable nice pictures on her profiles she looked like she just got up from a seriously hard night, I should have got out the place there and then as I should know better but like a muppet I decided to just give her one and get on my way since I was already there.
She started with OW which was nothing special then after a few minutes she put her arse near to my face and she fucking stunk guys it was an absolute boner killer and she had hairy armpits too so massive turn off
I had to put the condom on myself and I knew I wasn't gonna get it up as I just wanted out of there, She got on top and I was about as excited and turned on as someone who has to walk over broken glass barefooted at gunpoint so needless to say I wasn't able to get it up and I don't think many others would have been able too either, So I said to her that this isn't working I guess I'm tired I gotta go.
I got dressed and said to her I bet that was the easiest 60 quid you've ever made eh... I was there for 10-15 minutes, I couldn't wait to get out the door, Jokes on me though I could and should have left before we started so lesson learned.
Another thing which was really rude and put me on edge was that she kept muttering to herself in polish almost like she was talking to someone and her behaviour seemed like she was paranoid about something, She was even muttering when she got on top of me, My already limp semi cock started to shrivel up inside me around this point and that's when I said enough is enough and GTFO of there I think 5 hours later the old boy is just started to re-appear now.
Now I know everyone has bad days and sometimes a booking isn't going to be 100% perfect but ffs there was zero effort both in appearance and location, The worst punt I've ever had, Steer well clear guys.
Would I recommend? Not in a million years.
Would I return? Wouldn't return for free.