Flashback to an experience I had wiped from my memory!
Many, many years ago I booked so see this really old bird - I was probably in my 30's at the time on a low budget and she must have been in her sixties. Anyway you had to be met by her husband down the road and then taken to the house, so I walked along with this old chap as we headed to his house to shag his wife.
It was a really weird experience - and despite her many decades of experience a really crap shag.
I wish that memory had stayed buried.