Yani Thai Massage Hot oil therapy in Slough

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Fancied a lazy lie back massage with some release.  Was in the area and gave Yani a ring.

Paid: £60 in total.  £40 for the massage and then £20 for HE.
Services: Firm massage, HE.

The booking
Called number, enquiry made, booking made.  Was sent a postcode and asked to ring for the house number upon arrival.

Location
East Slough, just off the A4 near the Sainsbury's roundabout.  Parking is crap with a mixture of yellow lines and permit only.  I parked in the Sainsbury's and walked a couple of minutes. 

Her place is clean, no funny smells and the room had a proper massage table.

Yani
She's 49, she mentioned it was her birthday in a few days time.  Quite a nice slim woman with a lovely looking pair of tits.  She's quite good looking in my opinion.  When I arrived she was in daisy duke shorts and a tight low cut t-shirt.

The session
Arrived at her place, let in and shown to the room.  Discussed services and was told massage with HE only.  Nothing else on offer.  Money sorted, got naked and lay on the table.

The massage was excellent, nice a firm with a bit of teasing.  She straddled me a few times and even got me hard using just her feet.

So why the negative?  She talks, constantly.  Even when I stopped responding she kept going.  Several times during the session she kept mentioning how nothing else was on offer, swore a few times and mentioned how she told a customer to fuck off.  Told me how she has quite a few coppers as customers from Slough and Maidenhead police.  Her panic button on the phone so if anything happens untoward the police will be there in minutes and finally how she thought all men were dogs and how her ex husband was a bastard for running off with a younger girl.

She left the room once as one of her friends arrived to pick up some paperwork.  Another time she stopped the massage to answer the phone for a punter immediately after me.

Finally, and it could not have come any quicker she got to the HE.  She stood far enough away from my hands to ensure I could touch.  I asked if it was possible to touch to which she replied no.  Getting close to time, she asked if I was cumming, I said I was getting there but could do with it being a bit more sensual.  Her response was if I cum or not, when my time is up she's stopping.

Fortunately I shot just in time.  Got a towel and wiped myself down and got the fuck out.

Would I go again?
Not a fucking chance.