Unfortunately punting has now become for me what is known as the 'alienation of the punter'. Not even sure if a 'break' can truly remedy the situation.
However, on we go with this review
Was in the area so decided to use my batphone to look at what was taking place in North London.
Found a candidate - or so I had thought.
Comms were good - sometimes just for once you wish they weren't
. I was sent all the relevant details. Asked to call again when I was on the road, more like the road to perdition. I was given the door number and asked to call again - which I thought strange. Nonetheless like a good soldier I followed her orders.
I call while I am in the gateway. It took from here to eternity - or rather it felt that way before she comes down and opens the door. This is usually a sign for me that the punt is going to be problematic. At this point I should have done a runner
Anyhow the door opens slowly like in one of those old horror movies, she let's me into the bedroom which is the same as the photos in the advert.
Then out of the blue, 'She says, I want to see your cock?'
I understood her line of reasoning - even though I had texted her earlier to ask if she had any client restrictions based on race etc. I am not sure if she answered. Perhaps she did because there were other questions from me about the service.
I then innocently, ask, 'Why?'
She then says, 'If you are too big then no sex ie end of the
meat - do excuse the pun here
I pause, slightly taken aback here. What do I do? Do I whip it out or not she with the tape measure in her hand - not really an exaggeration on my part. After much thinking I decide not to.
She then tells me to leave.
I have a feeling - could be wrong - no matter what my size she would have asked me to vacate the premises like one of those fire drills we are all acquainted with at work
WG: It is the WG in the photo but heavily photoshopped. She said she was Spanish but without stereotyping her demeanour reminded me more of an EE WG with no emotions. She is quite nice but far too much make-up on. Size 8 slim, ever slight pot belly for her size, her rear is not as big as in the pics. Strangely enough I was going to place her as an entrant in the Bubble Butt thread
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