Link:External Link/Members OnlyThe parlour:This was my first visit to VIP's new-ish London Road premises- I knocked going there on the head last year (after a deeply average punt with Eve- the last girl on my 'wishlist' at the time) while they were still operating from New Hall Lane. Obviously at the old place you had to scoot through that white door and down the alley to get to the entrance- now there are two doors, one at the front of the building (which is open- you can just walk in off the street and buzz in from the dingy porch) and one at the side of the building, though I'm not sure if they just use this one as an exit (indeed, it was the one I was let out of at the end). Whatever the case, neither door is particularly discreet- personally, I'm not arsed about passers by seeing me enter/exit mysterious looking buildings, but just thought I'd mention it for those who are. Anyway- the maid showed me in promptly and asked me to take a seat for a few seconds in the lounge/reception area, where they have a couple of big sofas, a telly etc. There were fuck all other people in here during my late-morning visit, though I'm sure during busier times there'd be at least WGs drifting in and out- not sure if they allow punters to mingle now, or if they have another waiting room elsewhere on the premises. After this I was shown upstairs to the bedroom where we sorted the paperwork. If you look at the room gallery on the VIP site, I ended up in the one pictured top-left, which seems to have been dubbed the 'Quickie Room'- it's pretty pokey, smaller even than the Blue Room at the old place, but isn't that bad overall...if you're just there for a 'quickie'...which I wasn't...but never mind. The bathroom is also a lot smaller than at New Hall Lane, but it's serviceable enough with a power shower that actually stays hot for more than 3 seconds at a time. Be forewarned, though- the lock on the door seemed to be fucked when I was there, so make sure it's closed firmly behind you if you're planning on laying a cable pre-punt!
The girl:Amira is a VERY pretty (easily the best looking girl I've been with at VIP) raven-haired girl in her early-mid 20s I would guess. She's quite short- maybe about 5ft 3-ish. The pictures in her gallery are representative re: her figure- she's curvy with BIG natural tits (with quite large areolas) and an ample booty, but isn't fat. She's EE- I asked her where she's from and she said Bulgaria. VIP claim that she's half-Asian in the 'Ladies' section, though looking at her I sincerely doubt this is true! Whatever- her English is very good. She didn't appear to have too many tattoos- maybe one or two small ones and as far as I could see she didn't have any piercings. She was fresh-smelling all over. Personality-wise she was friendly enough to me- a bit reserved, but yeah- overall a pleasant girl.
The session:I declined Amira's offer of a massage and just wanted to get the real shit going ASAP with this vision of loveliness- our sexy time didn't start too well, though, when- after asking if I wanted a blow job first- she whacked the condom straight onto my softy and tried to suck it to life- one of my pet hates! I kind of expected her to at least try and get it a *bit* hard before rubbering it up, but alas...so yes- when my trouser snake failed to rise from its slumber, I wasn't taking any chances, so resorted to wanking it all the way there while I rubbed her clit with my free hand (she said she was ok with me touching her pussy after I asked, but didn't allow fingers inside, unfortunately...on the subject of dos and don'ts, she doesn't kiss either- shame, as a nice snog would've got me rock hard in seconds). With my knob fully alert, the sucking commenced- a decent enough fast blowie, but she stopped just as it was starting to feel really good! Any other day I'd have asked her to carry on, but truth be told I was DESPERATE to get inside her pussy, so requested she climb aboard for cowgirl instead. Her (fully shaven) snatch is nice and tight and feels pretty heavenly. We quickly built up a nice rhythm and I figured another couple of minutes of this and I'd be ejecting my baby batter sooner than expected...so yeah- it's just as well she only stayed on top of me for ooh, all of about a minute (err, I *think* this was a good thing?!). Whatever- doggy was next. It started well, but after a few minutes of hard pounding, Amira announced that she thought I was going soft inside her, so halted proceedings. Whether this was true or not (hard to tell with a johnny on), her mentioning it ensured that by the time I'd withdrawn, it was most definitely in the process of wilting. Tactless passion-killing comments- another pet hate! So in the end it was back to the winning combo of wanking myself and rubbing her clit to re-puff my plonker, after which we fucked in missionary- me fave position! More often than not I'm a goner in mish- I love cumming this way, feeling my arms shudder beneath me and my head go all fuzzy as my jizz flows up my swollen cock and plasters the inside of the raincoat, before slowly pulling out of the girl and rolling over onto the pillow, totally drained and elated...and yeah- despite the hit and miss nature of the punt up until this point, I was *sure* I'd be able to at least make this mish session a consistenly pleasurable one...provided Amira had moved her hand out of the way! Yes, that old trick- not sure why on Earth she was preventing full penetration when I'd fucked her up to the hilt in both cowgirl and doggy...bizarre. I just wanted to cum now, so kept my gob shut and tried to ignore it, but just couldn't get off like this. Getting slightly frustrated, I withdrew, after which Amira gave me a second blow job, followed by further rounds of doggy and mish, but- with the hand still in the way- it still wasn't happening for me and yeah- I could sense she was getting impatient now (pet hate #3)...yes, love- just move your pesky hand and I'll be done in seconds! It wasn't to be, though- with time running short (blatantly pointed out to me by Amira- pet hate #4!) and my dick dying fast *yet again*, we had to resort to a handjob for the grand finale...she forgot to apply any lube at first, though and almost set my member alight, such was the ferocity of her wanking technique! Things improved post-lube, but before long her hands got tired (arrgghh!), meaning I had to take over. As I wanked, she lay back on the bed, spread her legs and played with her beautiful pink cunt- a splendidly erotic sight if ever there was one, which made me spunk three days' worth of hot muck all over my belly...hooray! After a quick clean up with some wipes, I headed off for my aforementioned shower. By the time I re-emerged, Amira had already buggered off somewhere else, so she didn't show me out or even say bye/have a nice day/kiss my arse. Ho hum!
Conclusion:A very messy punt overall (and mostly not in the good sense!), unfortunately. Not my worst VIP experience by a long stretch, but it left a lot to be desired. Shame, as Amira is a great looking, sexy, friendly girl with a lot of potential, but on the day the service she provided was just too disjointed and disconnected for my liking, littered with too many annoying flaws which kept taking me out of the 'sexy time' zone and putting me off my stride, ultimately meaning I couldn't cum the way I'd have liked, which was the ultimate disappointment. I don't regret seeing her, though- it's not every day you get to fuck a Bulgarian hottie, so she's provided me with plenty of mental images for the wank bank at the very least and yeah- I had been umm-ing and ahh-ing about her for weeks before I went, so it was nice to 'scratch that itch' finally, but all in all I sincerely doubt I'll go to her again.
