Author Topic: Asian Hot Crystal - Odd TOFTT - Baker St  (Read 2192 times)


15 review(s) for Sweet Anal PATTIE (12 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Herges Adventures

Meeting date : A Thursday in late July

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In summary: Good shag. But a hassle. And... odd  :rolleyes:

Comms: Contacted via SMS in the morning to confirm a 3:30pm one hour incall. All agreed clearly and politely by text reply.
At 2:45 pm, I text again to say I was on my way and I looked forward to seeing her at 3:30pm as we'd agreed.
At 3:10pm, I get the following sequence of texts :
"Were r u?
So come now please
Ready?
Ring bell
Come now bcoz I had client 2pm who not arieve yet
What's your name?
U coming now?
Ring bell"

At this point, I'm five minutes away (at 3:15 so more than early for my appt) so I call her.
She replies by text:
"no phone. Ring bell"

I eventually get to the door, ring the bell and am let in - 10 mins early :unknown:

Amount paid: £100 for 30 minutes. Change from one hour booking explained below

Venue: The text chasing had put me off somewhat and when I got to the place, this was even more off-putting. Flats are old Victorian style off a Baker Street side street so fine. Her place was pretty dingy mind you - seemed like a set of rooms with a shared bathroom that was woeful. She greeted me in her room but she had the curtains pulled tight and only a lamp on so was ludicrously dark. As my eyes adjusted, I could see she had an iron and a microwave in her room so assume this is her digs whilst in London. It was at this point I settled for 30 minutes only.

Looks/Personality: The other issue was she could barely speak a word of English. I tried to speak to her regards the texts chasing me in advance of my 3:30pm booking but she didn't seem to know what I was on about so assume a crap maid elsewhere is doing this. She was friendly & smiley though and I found her quite fit. Nice fit body, back tattoo as per photos... and a gold brace on her teeth which had me a bit concerned re OWO !  :scare: . She mostly looks like photos 2 and 3 in her gallery on AW

Service: Wasn't planning to shower but the rush from the tube had me sweating so stepped out to deal with that. On my return, she'd changed into lingerie (teddy, stockings) and looked good. Went in for a kiss but clearly was going to be lips only so moved to the bed. She encouraged me to lay back and then spent an inordinate amount of time licking and sucking my nipples... I nearly asked her to move on but she proceeded to move down my body, licking my balls... and then plunging her tongue in my rear ! Surprised I relaxed and enjoyed (and pleased I did take that shower  :D
Soon she surfaced and took me in her mouth OWO. This was good, a good pace and speed but not PSE style - instead she held my hands tightly as she bobbed away and kept looking at me for approval.
She mentioned a condom at this point but I enjoy R/O and asked her to lay back. She just about understood but asked me to be "gentle, very gentle". I tried to collaborate but she kept pulling further up the bed so I couldn't get to her clit. Could've been genuine or ... does she have no clit ?!?  :scare: The thought entered my mind with this one but I found her quite feminine overall so...  :unknown:
Anyway, that became a waste of my time so I suggested she get a condom. On with the hat and i took her in mish. She was very tight and was either a grade A actress or was really enjoying it but she had her legs wrapped around my back, was shouting in Thai and her hands were clawing at my back.... crazy !  :crazy:
About 10 mins of that and it was all over; I collapsed back on the bed a sweaty mess, annoyed I had to visit that shower again

Pros – I found her quite fit, deep rimming was her first action, good BJ, clearly got into the sex
Neutral – Little FK, no way a PSE, denied RO, room very average, odd set-up
Cons – Shower was shit, texts chasing me in advance of agreed booking

 
VFM: 5/10. 
Would I visit again: No
Would I recommend:
  :unknown:

Online Ozy84

Thanks for the toftt.  :hi:

I have seen this profile and was about to make a move. Same pimp who does all the over the top profiles of thais. Another thing that stopped me is the big question mark over some of the thais in london recently and whether they have always been female.

Did she get wet naturally? Also just think back as i have heard of some post ops applying lube before a punt to give the impression.

Was the neutral rating more about the maid, shit comms and the flat or the actual girl and service you received?

Thanks

Offline Herges Adventures

Thanks for the toftt.  :hi:

I have seen this profile and was about to make a move. Same pimp who does all the over the top profiles of thais. Another thing that stopped me is the big question mark over some of the thais in london recently and whether they have always been female.

Did she get wet naturally? Also just think back as i have heard of some post ops applying lube before a punt to give the impression.

Was the neutral rating more about the maid, shit comms and the flat or the actual girl and service you received?

Thanks

The profile is very much OTT. This was a GFE, at best.

No, she used lube. I can't see that she had a chance to 'get wet', given she was licking my arse, sucking me off, stopping me licking her then hat on. Having said that, I can well see there are alarm bells with this one.

Neutral is my overall view of the whole booking.


Online Ozy84

One to avoid then. Thanks

Be careful lads, even whats left of the reputable agencies are starting to advertise post ops.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2017, 08:22:24 pm by Ozy84 »