Author Topic: LovelyIvy Brentford  (Read 2389 times)


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She is ultimately the reason why I will never punt again. :dash: I'll say this to start, do not waste your time with this. Unless you are there to just chat her up, it is not worth your time or money to see this person. Now, I have seen previous reviews on this person, so my expectations were fairly low. But, good god, what I experienced is one of the most disappointing, boring, and empty sex that I have ever had.

Cons:  Is not the sex freak that she portrays herself to be on her profile. A more proper description would be docile, fragile even. Kissing is practically non-existent, it's more like pecks given to a five month old toddler. The sex cannot be describe properly in this short bullet point, it will be explained below. Everything felt mechanical, her body language made it obvious that she was forcing certain emotions.

Afterthoughts as I've said in the beginning, do not waste your time with this person. Unless you're paying to just talk to her, it is not worth the time and money to go to her place for a shag. There was no sense that she was enjoying the sexual exchange, no moans, no comments, nothing. It felt empty, there were no carnal urges to carry on, or a sense that the sex was pleasurable. In fact, I had to force myself to come in order to end the monotony of having sex with her. I literally didn't even break a sweat, my heart was not racing not was I breathing deeply after we were done. So, to conclude, I'll say this: If you even have thoughts of paying to visit her because you're horny just take this advice, put your wallet back, whip out your phone or computer, and go to a porn site to masturbate to. I can guarantee that the pleasure you get from masturbation is 10 to 20 times more pleasurable than what this person can give you.

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Offline zulu-lance

Cheers for the review OP  :hi: Was so tempted to book her based on the AW feedback she has racked up...bullet dodged!

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Cheers for the review OP  :hi: Was so tempted to book her based on the AW feedback she has racked up...bullet dodged!
Bloody hell OP, thanks for the heads up on this. Sorry it was a shit punt. I was looking at her thinking wow , she looks good. As Zulu said bullet dodged.  :hi:

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So many SHIT reviews that all correspond with each other..
Yet she still has a flow of men who turn up at her doorstep with money in hand to get ripped off...
For unprofessional shit service and useless services she has I assume made a lot more money than the average decent woman working a normal professional job..
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So many SHIT reviews that all correspond with each other..
Yet she still has a flow of men who turn up at her doorstep with money in hand to get ripped off...
For unprofessional shit service and useless services she has I assume made a lot more money than the average decent woman working a normal professional job..
I know but shes got 108 positives on AW- how the hell does that happen when shes obviously crap. :unknown:

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I know but shes got 108 positives on AW- how the hell does that happen when shes obviously crap. :unknown:

Kind of the life you can expect for 99% of women in the West who look half decent, 5/10. This is why I started punting more in the first place.

With WGs I gave up the last few months as well, one shit punt after the other. You see one WG, you've seen them all these days. "no kissing", mechanical sex, nut and go. I dunno how people are getting positives, it's beyond me. Much better off having a wank. And it's not like I'm some completely fat, morbidly obese, undesirable guy either, I do get attention from women in real life.

I just think the accessibility of clients to WGs these days means they don't care to try to keep punters happy at ALL. It's like a vending machine of business for them, and more and more men are using prostitutes as of 2017. Like you say there will always be abundance for these whores.

The "pecks only" thing is EXTREMELY common for most punters. WGs do not put any effort in anymore, they don't care.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2017, 08:32:53 am by Mario7769 »

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Kind of the life you can expect for 99% of women in the West who look half decent, 5/10. This is why I started punting more in the first place.
With WGs I gave up the last few months as well, one shit punt after the other. You see one WG, you've seen them all these days. "no kissing", mechanical sex, nut and go. I dunno how people are getting positives, it's beyond me. Much better off having a wank. And it's not like I'm some completely fat, morbidly obese, undesirable guy either, I do get attention from women in real life.
I just think the accessibility of clients to WGs these days means they don't care to try to keep punters happy at ALL. It's like a vending machine of business for them, and more and more men are using prostitutes as of 2017. Like you say there will always be abundance for these whores.
The "pecks only" thing is EXTREMELY common for most punters. WGs do not put any effort in anymore, they don't care.
There is a lot in what you say. Both KT, Zulu (above) and I verify services before we hand over the cash. We will walk if they dont do what is shown on their profile, after all they are seeing money walk out the door. Equally I've agreed and paid for extra like FK and they've not delivered, cut the visit short and got partial refund. Not all Romanians are the same but in the main they are and Most try and get away with as little as possible. This is the benifit of this site where we can discuss these matters and warn others of shit performance. Every now and then you get a gem.  But it doesnt really answer my question as to how this very attractive girl got 108 positives and shes rubbish. As you say onto the next WG. :hi:

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Kind of the life you can expect for 99% of women in the West who look half decent, 5/10. This is why I started punting more in the first place.

With WGs I gave up the last few months as well, one shit punt after the other. You see one WG, you've seen them all these days. "no kissing", mechanical sex, nut and go. I dunno how people are getting positives, it's beyond me. Much better off having a wank. And it's not like I'm some completely fat, morbidly obese, undesirable guy either, I do get attention from women in real life.

I just think the accessibility of clients to WGs these days means they don't care to try to keep punters happy at ALL. It's like a vending machine of business for them, and more and more men are using prostitutes as of 2017. Like you say there will always be abundance for these whores.

The "pecks only" thing is EXTREMELY common for most punters. WGs do not put any effort in anymore, they don't care.

I don't think is true what you are saying. In the last six months I 've seen around 20 WG, out of this I just had one really bad experience. With most of the WG I met I had a very good experience . In part I have to say thanks to this site, but out of 20 I had 3 wonderful punt with girls that didn't have any review at all and were fairly new in London. Two polish girls and one hungarian. I would say that they have treat me like a king. Without asking nothing they've done Fk, Dfk other service offered were agreed before.
I suggest to avoid romanian, 95% of them are crap, even the better one can be crap, is part of their culture.
If you talk to romanian they will tell you that most of romanian people are shit, basically untrustable, lazy, greedy for money.
They want easy money and don't want to work. That's why most of the romanian girl don't want romanian and albanian as a customer.
Call me racist or whatever you want, I'm just telling the truth based on my experience.
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Kissing with tongues / dfk is extremely important when I punt..
I can over look no owo but kissing no...
Tongue kissing is meat/ drink bread/butter for me..

I have my £20 kiss test in place as a mechanism not to get ripped off...

I have drilled many a beautiful romanian women no problems..

White/black/brown I treat all honeys equally and gentlemanly.
I never generalise that this racial group or this nationality group is bad this that and the other that's just prejudice rubbish..



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I don't think is true what you are saying. In the last six months I 've seen around 20 WG, out of this I just had one really bad experience. With most of the WG I met I had a very good experience . In part I have to say thanks to this site, but out of 20 I had 3 wonderful punt with girls that didn't have any review at all and were fairly new in London. Two polish girls and one hungarian. I would say that they have treat me like a king. Without asking nothing they've done Fk, Dfk other service offered were agreed before.
I suggest to avoid romanian, 95% of them are crap, even the better one can be crap, is part of their culture.
If you talk to romanian they will tell you that most of romanian people are shit, basically untrustable, lazy, greedy for money.
They want easy money and don't want to work. That's why most of the romanian girl don't want romanian and albanian as a customer.
Call me racist or whatever you want, I'm just telling the truth based on my experience.
You're not being racist at all. You are stating your observations based on your recent experience. Two of my best punts were with Lithuanians last year to the point I saw each of the three times. And one of them, Cindy has got mixed reviews on this site. Every one is different. These days I tend to avoid Romanians for obvious reasons.