At a loose end and in the mood for some action on a Friday recently I did an A/W search and found the profile for Miss Melanie London:
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External Link/Members OnlyAt 18:00 she promptly responded to my initial text and we agreed time (19:15) and price. A minute later she texted and asked me to call to confirm. Which I did and all seemed fine. Then here's how the text conversation evolved:
Melanie (at 19:10): Update?
Me (at 19:11): Nearly there. Is there a room number?
Me (at 19:17): Is it the [insert name of hotel on Shoreditch High Street]? I'm outside.
Then radio silence...
Melanie (at 19:32): OK.
Melanie (at 19:33): Still outside?
By which point I'd retired to a local bar.
Me (at 19:45): Sorry, you went quiet so I wandered off for a beer.
Melanie (at 19:46): Gonna come back?
Me (at 1949): Need to head home shortly. Will keep your number for the future. You look cute.
Melanie (at 19:52): So come for 30 mins only. I don't do incalls often.
When she texted asking for an update I assumed she was ready and waiting. I don't quite understand why she then went quiet. I don't mind waiting 5 or even 10 mins, but 15 mins past the agree time just felt like too much. There's another discussion about that on here which I found useful before posting this as a negative review.
Even so, I left it open and obvious I was still close by. If she'd offered an apology for keeping me waiting, or a small discount I might have taken up the offer of half an hour. But it wasn't to be.
The final twist comes when you look under the "First Impressions" tab on her profile where she writes that TIME IS PRECIOUS. Well quite.
