2017 podging round up

[cueball]

Here we go again, here's my podging round up for 2017...


I've seen 32 different lasses on 45 individual punts, spending £5170, averaging a smidge under £115 per punt and just under 4 punts per month

In the milfs category, my podium is....

(1) xxxangela for her full on, no fear, never desisting likes list or enthusiasm and all at the right money.....
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(2) Angel sam for still delivering a cracking punt whether it be one to one or in a two girl....
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(3) lola rose may for her enthusiasm at the right money and slipping into my new years returns list....
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In the young ones category, my podium is...

(1) exotic delphine for still giving me the best gfe in Manchester... External Link/Members Only

(2) amazing victoria no 1 for never giving less than a full on attack that leaves you drained and giddy, whether it's the first or the twenty first visit... External Link/Members Only

(3) English harriet even though I've not returned, she delivered an excellent service that does warrant a return...
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There's a couple of extra catagories I'd like to add too....

For the most rioutously fun podge of the year, this goes to xhannahx during her rare Manchester tour visit.... External Link/Members Only

For the best giggling buzz, this goes to my east midlands totty podging tour, one of the best punting experiences I've ever had and great podges thrown in for good measure. Read it here...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=137488.0;all

And the wooden spoon goes firmly to brooklyn for being shockingly shit.. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=126697.msg1433978#msg1433978

All have been reviewed by me (and plenty of others) on here at some point.

This is a summary of only the lasses I've seen this year, past podiums are relevant but if I've not seen them this year then they'll not go into my podging round up.

[chrishornx]

V enjoyable read... some to add to the 2018 list

[Ce95]

Cheers for the reviews. What a shame Exotic delphine is moving out of manchester I was tempted.She seems like a must have experience for gfe lovers

[vw]

Sort of thread i expect from fishy    Has he done similar plagiarized version? 

Glad you had a good year though.   

[cueball]

Sort of thread i expect from fishy    Has he done similar plagiarized version? 

Glad you had a good year though.   

I've done a podging round every year for the last few years.... it's the nearest I get to giving recommendations 

I usually only open the cage but They're all still munching Xmas dinner in the cage, it felt wrong to disturb em whilst they're eating 

[threechilliman]

I'll round mine up when I've time. Mind you, I could have done this 6 months ago.

[vw]

I'll round mine up when I've time. Mind you, I could have done this 6 months ago.

Bet yours is better than fishy's still.   

[threechilliman]

Bet yours is better than fishy's still.   

Let him dream....

[bigthickdick]

I'll round mine up when I've time. Mind you, I could have done this 6 months ago.

I meant to ask this a while ago. What's happened to you tcm? Have you packed in punting for good or taking a temporary break? Always enjoyed reading your reviews.

[sevenstealth]

So had a look back over my years punting and there’s been 29 visits to the best of my memory and a total of £2360 spent. A few dodgy ones, but some great girls too.

Poppy Princess x 5 visits

Kind of got a bit addicted to Poppy. Saw her on 4 30 minute punts and 1 hour long punt. Always found her to be really lovely, drop dead gorgeous with a phenomenal body, really beautiful. Most times we did anal and every single time CIM. Would love it if she came back

Seductiveandsensual x 2

I cammed with this lady a few times in the past and was stunned when she started escorting. She’s based in Bracknell and I have family down that way so I saw her for an hour and it was phenomenal. Got on really well and the sex was mind blowing. Went back a 2nd time and I will certainly visit again in 2018

Tiffany Fox x 2

Had 2 meets with Tiff. She is really sexy and very down to earth. First meet was phenomenal. Loads of deepthroat and she asked me to cum in her mouth. Second visit unfortunately wasn’t as good and felt that it was a bit rushed. Would see again though as she was still nice I just think she was tired

Emma Stone x 2

Amazing porn star experience. Total filth. Happy for you to throatfuck her, dfk, loves anal. First visit she swallowed my load. Definitely going to go back and might film it next time

AnnieH

Saw Annie recently. She is quite shy but that made it extra special I think, she seemed to get really into the kissing and had a lovely tight pussy

Jess Lovelace x 2

Saw Jess twice. Massive tits and great deepthroat and cim. Sound

Foxy Roxy Cheshire

Roxy is really stunning and this was my punt of the year. Best looking girl I’ve ever seen, got well into it, felt really personal, loads of kissing and the sex was out of this world

Busty Sophie Leigh

Sophie was a really nice woman, she didn’t look how I expected her to, fairly sure she is older than she states but I did find her sexy and had no problem. Decent price really at 60 for half hour

Kaycee Ryder

Terrible punt. There was an odd smell that I think was her fanny. She waffled on about getting some punter to give her money to buy stuff for her kid, was really disinterested in the sex and just wanted me out of there ASAP

Tanja

Tanja is gorgeous but she also seems to hate everything. Fantastic arse. No kissing no owo and quite disconnected

Vanessa

This was a girl based in Kirkdale. Was only 40 for half hour but was awful. Looked nowhere near as nice as she does on her pics, awful service. Terrible biting bj technique. Probably the worst punt I’ve had

LunaBellucci

Luna is really sweet. Great girlfriend experience, great BJ technique but unfortunately it seems mainly covered. Had a nice chat after we were done as well

NikkiRose

Crazy French black woman. She was quite funny and sexy but a bit weird. Still wasn’t too bad although she dictates the action

SexyEmma85

I saw Emma once although two other times I booked and there was no answer once I got to the hotel. Right up my street though, great tits, good girlfriend experience. Expert cock sucker. Just found her to be really sexy and great at deep throat. I will try again despite her being a bit unreliable just because I find her so attractive

ChloeSmith

Went for a BJ just because she’s my exes mate but she doesn’t know who I am. Purely for the thrill! Not bad BJ to be fair, she used to be gorgeous when she was younger. Isn’t really hot anymore and her flat was horrible. She was nice though

BritishKatrina

Katrina had great tits and a milf vibe going on. Service was decent, all in all no complaints

SexyhotJulia

This girl was unreal. Kind of a Kim Kardashian vibe. Brazilian bird with massive cans. Good deepthroat and ball licking. Will see again if she’s in the area

Kaceyclark

Kacey has got great tits, not that hot though overall, service was a bit rushed but she was a nice girl.

Randomblackgirl - can’t remember what this girl was Called but she was a black Brazilian girl about 30. Really fit but service wasn’t great. Sorry for the lack of info

Booty Diana - saw this girl last week and it was a terrible punt. Wasn’t awful looking but not into it at all. Oral covered. Only wanted doggy style. Couldn’t wait to get me out of there

[bigbilly22]

So had a look back over my years punting and there’s been 29 visits to the best of my memory and a total of £2360 spent. A few dodgy ones, but some great girls too.

Poppy Princess x 5 visits

Kind of got a bit addicted to Poppy. Saw her on 4 30 minute punts and 1 hour long punt. Always found her to be really lovely, drop dead gorgeous with a phenomenal body, really beautiful. Most times we did anal and every single time CIM. Would love it if she came back

Seductiveandsensual x 2

I cammed with this lady a few times in the past and was stunned when she started escorting. She’s based in Bracknell and I have family down that way so I saw her for an hour and it was phenomenal. Got on really well and the sex was mind blowing. Went back a 2nd time and I will certainly visit again in 2018

Tiffany Fox x 2

Had 2 meets with Tiff. She is really sexy and very down to earth. First meet was phenomenal. Loads of deepthroat and she asked me to cum in her mouth. Second visit unfortunately wasn’t as good and felt that it was a bit rushed. Would see again though as she was still nice I just think she was tired

Emma Stone x 2

Amazing porn star experience. Total filth. Happy for you to throatfuck her, dfk, loves anal. First visit she swallowed my load. Definitely going to go back and might film it next time

AnnieH

Saw Annie recently. She is quite shy but that made it extra special I think, she seemed to get really into the kissing and had a lovely tight pussy

Jess Lovelace x 2

Saw Jess twice. Massive tits and great deepthroat and cim. Sound

Foxy Roxy Cheshire

Roxy is really stunning and this was my punt of the year. Best looking girl I’ve ever seen, got well into it, felt really personal, loads of kissing and the sex was out of this world

Busty Sophie Leigh

Sophie was a really nice woman, she didn’t look how I expected her to, fairly sure she is older than she states but I did find her sexy and had no problem. Decent price really at 60 for half hour

Kaycee Ryder

Terrible punt. There was an odd smell that I think was her fanny. She waffled on about getting some punter to give her money to buy stuff for her kid, was really disinterested in the sex and just wanted me out of there ASAP

Tanja

Tanja is gorgeous but she also seems to hate everything. Fantastic arse. No kissing no owo and quite disconnected

Vanessa

This was a girl based in Kirkdale. Was only 40 for half hour but was awful. Looked nowhere near as nice as she does on her pics, awful service. Terrible biting bj technique. Probably the worst punt I’ve had

LunaBellucci

Luna is really sweet. Great girlfriend experience, great BJ technique but unfortunately it seems mainly covered. Had a nice chat after we were done as well

NikkiRose

Crazy French black woman. She was quite funny and sexy but a bit weird. Still wasn’t too bad although she dictates the action

SexyEmma85

I saw Emma once although two other times I booked and there was no answer once I got to the hotel. Right up my street though, great tits, good girlfriend experience. Expert cock sucker. Just found her to be really sexy and great at deep throat. I will try again despite her being a bit unreliable just because I find her so attractive

ChloeSmith

Went for a BJ just because she’s my exes mate but she doesn’t know who I am. Purely for the thrill! Not bad BJ to be fair, she used to be gorgeous when she was younger. Isn’t really hot anymore and her flat was horrible. She was nice though

BritishKatrina

Katrina had great tits and a milf vibe going on. Service was decent, all in all no complaints

SexyhotJulia

This girl was unreal. Kind of a Kim Kardashian vibe. Brazilian bird with massive cans. Good deepthroat and ball licking. Will see again if she’s in the area

Kaceyclark

Kacey has got great tits, not that hot though overall, service was a bit rushed but she was a nice girl.

Randomblackgirl - can’t remember what this girl was Called but she was a black Brazilian girl about 30. Really fit but service wasn’t great. Sorry for the lack of info

Booty Diana - saw this girl last week and it was a terrible punt. Wasn’t awful looking but not into it at all. Oral covered. Only wanted doggy style. Couldn’t wait to get me out of there

Links would be helpful otherwise it’s just a list of names I can’t be arsed reading.

[threechilliman]

I meant to ask this a while ago. What's happened to you tcm? Have you packed in punting for good or taking a temporary break? Always enjoyed reading your reviews.

Packed it in fella for a number of reasons. No intentions to punt again, no plans or HL's but who knows?

Anyway, back to the matter on hand, my punting round-up as follows:-

14 punts with 15 girls, 12 of which were new faces. Cost £1610 in total which was slightly under my Jan to May budget of £1750. Since then, fuck all.

I had three further punts booked, all touring Manchester and all of which I cancelled. From memory, one didn't tour, one would have been an OK punt but nothing more and one cancelled on the day which would have been bloody annoying.

I don't miss some of the shit that goes with punting, I can tell you.

[standoff]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

[vw]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

Nosy fucker. 

[NigelF]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

Why do you want to know that?

[Beamer]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

What's that got to do with you?
Are you from HMRC? Or just nosey?

[standoff]

What's that got to do with you?
Are you from HMRC? Or just nosey?

 
Nosey 

[standoff]

 
Nosey 

And yes a fucker

[cueball]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

Nowt to do with you 

I don't care about your budget, just like you shouldn't care about mine

[threechilliman]

Hi Cue
What percentage is your podgeing bill against your net income please?

Has anybody ever asked a less relevant question?

[Beamer]

Has anybody ever asked a less relevant question?

Nope!

[vw]

Has anybody ever asked a less relevant question?

Does your boss pay you all in coins? 

[McMuffin1]

If SexyhotJulia has experienced a sudden amount of pre-Brexit deflationary pressure in her chest before I got to go near them, I'm going to be desperately upset.

She looks/looked amazing.

I only discovered her today as well.

[manfox]

My top punts of 2017

1. Sienna Kink External Link/Members Only

In my opinion the absolute best out there, seen several times this year and will continue to do so. Best to book in advance. FAF, perfect attititude and just excellent.

2. Babs2x  External Link/Members Only

Fantastic body, pure PSE service and fucks you like she really enjoys it. Doesn't work that often but worth the wait.

Best parlour punt - Honey GFE Bury External Link/Members Only

Absolute lovely lady, very sexy and gave me the best CIM I have had this year.

Top Thai - Malee External Link/Members Only

Her B2B massage is the best I have ever experienced. Slides all over you and your cock and just feels incredible.

[Buttons1]

Not many punts this year myself
 But hey il contribute
Kayceryder
Like spoken about before, rushed service, will never go back, fake tan was badly horrendous,

[bolster3]

Review would be nice so others won't make the same mistake.

[sailor_man]

Great post. Sounds like you used more rubber than a tyre maker... some may say... a Good Year... sorry bad joke haha

[wolfiesmith69]

some top notch punts on here so far !!!!