External Link/Members OnlyHour massage = £35
The massage I got the other week at Siam with Shirley was first class, so I was expecting an equivalent standard... it wasn't.
After such a pleasant experience the other week I decided that I'd go back; ended up with a little fat 30 something Thai lady called Pim. Not the best looking girl I've ever seen however, I was open minded because it was the quality of the massage I was interested in. Equally, no other ladies seemed to be there except for the receptionist (who looked alight) so I had no choice.
Got a shower, jumped on the bed and closed my eyes. I'm not sure if I could really call what she gave me a massage, she just kinda rubbed oil around my flesh like she was spreading butter on toast. Spoke English very well but had the humour of a bagpipe; never smiled once and decided the massage was over 10 mins early (I only noticed this after I'd taken my shower).
Offered me extras's (HE = £20, B2B = £80, think blowjob could have been on the cards) which I declined. I was open to this initially she didn't really put me in the mood and I decided I'd rather save my money.
Overall, I'll give this a negative review but I've learned that the quality of an establishment is very much dependant on the girl you get. I'm not in a rush to go back but when I do I'll be checking the rota before booking and sticking with Shirley.
