Author Topic: I Fucked A Prostitute (First time)  (Read 3105 times)

dreder1

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She left my house about 30 mins ago.

I needed to tell someone, but not gonna tell anyone I know.

The link to her is at the bottom lol

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I basically went out last night and this morning when I woke up I was still smashed from the night before. This that's why I got the courage to call one. I did a search and called about 5 of them untill this one answered. When I called, I said i've seen her profile and wanted to book her. Asked if she's available today and she was. I asked her to come as soon as lol.

On the phone she didn't ask me anything at all, nothing about me, which I thought was weird. Call was only like 2 mins and she asked me to text her my address. She said she'll be at mine in 30 mins lol. She texted me 20 mins later saying she was on her way and then arrived.

She was dressed like a typical whore, the cab driver must have known exactly what I was doing. Luckily the cab company she used I don't normally use.

I answered the door and said hi, I didn't even kiss her on the cheek. When she did open the door and I saw her, I thought fuck me she's banging. Lovely tits. I then asked her if she wanted a drink and I porured her some mango rubicon lol. This was in my kitchen and then we went to my bedroom.

She sat on the bed and she said she needed to text someone to let them know she's arrived safely. When she was doing this she was lying on my bed and started to get a boner.

Then I stated. When she took off her bra her tits drooped down. They looked so much better in her bra. She had a surprisingly nice pussy tho and she didn't feel as loose as I imagined.

I don't know about others but when i'm hungover, i'm ridicously horny and can literally cum all day. I've come up to 15 times once lol When I fucked her I came pretty quickly, but I fucked her 5 times in total lol.

In between I was speaking to her, had banter and actually had a laugh. lol She saw my CD's and we started talking about music. I asked her if she likes Wiley and she said she didn't know who he was and I played his pop songs and she said she knew him

I've got this small bottle of wine in my room with a snake in it, which I bought from Vietnam. They actually drink that shit there and she was freaked out by it. She was actually a joker and made me laugh lol. She complimented me a lot, my house, my skin colour and said I was really goodlooking.

So yeah I fucked her 5 times and since she's left i've had 3 wanks so far. I really don't know why I get like this when i'm hungover.

She then said there's 15 mins left and I fucked her for the last time. I then called her a cab. Whilst waiting for the cab she was looking at things in my room, talking about them. The cab came and then I realised that I called the cab company that I always use and this means they know what i've been up to

The whole experience wasn't as daunting as I thought. I felt at ease and would probably do it again.

Oh yeah when we were waiting for the cab, she was on facebook on her phone. The whole time I was thinking if I should add her or not, but didn't.

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Offline Bangers and Gash

If your mum and dad find out a pro$$ie has been in the house you'll get a damn good thrashing my boy.  :rolleyes:

RichardTheThird

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The school holiday boredom has started to take hold.

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She sat on the bed and she said she needed to text someone to let them know she's arrived safely. When she was doing this she was lying on my bed and started to get a boner.


1st experience was with a TS - go you!

what the fuck was this?   :dash: :dash:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2017, 09:37:12 pm by Zeusthedoc »

Offline Ladypleaser

I wonder where you got her phone number from seeing as she never actually advertises it!
It seems that when you're hungover you also tend to hallucinate.  :wacko:

Offline sexy pete

I just loved this review. Bizarre, hilarious and total fantasy. He is either taking the piss, or is living in some sort of dream world.

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Oh yeah when we were waiting for the cab, she was on facebook on her phone. The whole time I was thinking if I should add her or not, but didn't.

Should've added her. Then you can brag to all your school mates about it.

Offline Lucky Luke 70

Fake or real, at least a good choice with Kaz IMO

Offline NIK

She left my house about 30 mins ago.

I needed to tell someone, but not gonna tell anyone I know.

The link to her is at the bottom lol

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I basically went out last night and this morning when I woke up I was still smashed from the night before. This that's why I got the courage to call one. I did a search and called about 5 of them untill this one answered. When I called, I said i've seen her profile and wanted to book her. Asked if she's available today and she was. I asked her to come as soon as lol.

On the phone she didn't ask me anything at all, nothing about me, which I thought was weird. Call was only like 2 mins and she asked me to text her my address. She said she'll be at mine in 30 mins lol. She texted me 20 mins later saying she was on her way and then arrived.

She was dressed like a typical whore, the cab driver must have known exactly what I was doing. Luckily the cab company she used I don't normally use.

I answered the door and said hi, I didn't even kiss her on the cheek. When she did open the door and I saw her, I thought fuck me she's banging. Lovely tits. I then asked her if she wanted a drink and I porured her some mango rubicon lol. This was in my kitchen and then we went to my bedroom.

She sat on the bed and she said she needed to text someone to let them know she's arrived safely. When she was doing this she was lying on my bed and started to get a boner.

Then I stated. When she took off her bra her tits drooped down. They looked so much better in her bra. She had a surprisingly nice pussy tho and she didn't feel as loose as I imagined.

I don't know about others but when i'm hungover, i'm ridicously horny and can literally cum all day. I've come up to 15 times once lol When I fucked her I came pretty quickly, but I fucked her 5 times in total lol.

In between I was speaking to her, had banter and actually had a laugh. lol She saw my CD's and we started talking about music. I asked her if she likes Wiley and she said she didn't know who he was and I played his pop songs and she said she knew him

I've got this small bottle of wine in my room with a snake in it, which I bought from Vietnam. They actually drink that shit there and she was freaked out by it. She was actually a joker and made me laugh lol. She complimented me a lot, my house, my skin colour and said I was really goodlooking.

So yeah I fucked her 5 times and since she's left i've had 3 wanks so far. I really don't know why I get like this when i'm hungover.

She then said there's 15 mins left and I fucked her for the last time. I then called her a cab. Whilst waiting for the cab she was looking at things in my room, talking about them. The cab came and then I realised that I called the cab company that I always use and this means they know what i've been up to

The whole experience wasn't as daunting as I thought. I felt at ease and would probably do it again.

Oh yeah when we were waiting for the cab, she was on facebook on her phone. The whole time I was thinking if I should add her or not, but didn't.


You will be gone before the holidays are over lol.  :rolleyes:

Offline PLeisure

I trust you fucked her in Mum & Dad's bed  :sarcastic: :drinks: :thumbsup:

Offline NIK


You will be gone before the holidays are over lol.  :rolleyes:

And he / she / it   was!  :yahoo:

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I thought it was a new Katy Perry song when I saw the title of the post.

Is Katy Perry on AW?

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This was actually his Gcse English written exam entry.  The theme was 'home alone" it gave the exam marker a boner  :sarcastic:

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This was actually his Gcse English written exam entry.  The theme was 'home alone" it gave the exam marker a boner  :sarcastic:

 :lol:     :lol:     :lol: 

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Is it the summer holidays from school

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Did make me lol at points.Especially end when said banned :lol:

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1st experience was with a TS - go you!

what the fuck was this?   :dash: :dash:

Probably fucked his bezzie school mate while off his head on spice :lol:
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He has wild dreams this fella

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