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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Clapham Junction
Booking length: 1 hour
Cost: £120
AVOID - just a pump and dump, no interest in doing anything other than texting the next punter
Came to see Monika on short notice after a shitty experience getting stood up by another WG.
Initial comms by phone and text were good and she was polite and friendly when she opened the door, body shown in pics was definitely her -
nice and slim with pert boobs - so was hoping for good things
Unfortunately the punt itself was a complete waste of time - When booking I'd asked if she was ok with OWO, a-level and french kissing and she said "absolutely, no problem" but when I turned up, she said a-level was £100 extra
, french kissing was £30 extra
, she didn't do OWO and massage was another £10
I pretty much told her to fuck off there and then and started to ask for money back, so in the end she consented to give me a massage.... which consisted of pouring oil on my back and rubbing it around one handed whilst texting her next client
After 5 mins of that I couldn't be arsed so said let's get down to it. Was about to go down on her until she opened her legs and all I could smell was old condoms - she clearly hadn't bothered doing anything since seeing the bloke before me. so we carried on in missionary, then doggy, with her lying there like a sack of spuds and making weird little noises every now and then.
All-in-all a waste of time and money, have had more enthusiastic punts in a Soho walk up. Had I not been as horny as hell all day, I would've walked out of there.
