Birthday gift for 27 year old virgin

[DannDann]

Hey there guys, im after thoughts and opinions.

im currently about to become a 27 year old virgin and a married friend of mine suggested i try an escort, as its how he lost his in his early 20's. Ive read some posts about guys doing this before and not many of them post wether they went through with it or how the experience benefited them, my friend said it worked for him and thats really the only advice i have so far on the subject.
I feel ive been missing out on experiencing sex so Ive decided to stop lurking the forums and dive into the deep end by getting an escort for as a gift on my birthday.
When I find an escort I like, should I tell them im a virgin? also I was thinking of getting a slightly older escort as I feel she'd be more understanding to my situation if i do tell. How long do i book? etc...
As this is my first time, im willing to travel further to make this the best experience possible so if you guys have any women you think will be good for this, please let me know lol.
Also im curious on what all your guys first times with women or escorts were like.

If i do go through with this i fully intend to write a feedback review even though it would be like asking a 3 year old if a car drives well.
Thanks for your time guys and i appreciate any thoughts and suggestions. May the punt begin.

P.s. anyone got a link for 'punter' terminology? I dont know what alot of the terms mean on AW.

[tesla]

P.s. anyone got a link for 'punter' terminology? I dont know what alot of the terms mean on AW.

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[James999]

Hey there guys, im after thoughts and opinions.

Yes,

You're a Troll, now Fuck off 

[Jonestown]

You said you were happy to travel a bit further for someone special, so I'm going to suggest Blac Chyna, Id imagine she knows what to do with 27 year old virgin.

[cueball]

I've just had my tea and I'm in a good mood.... I'll not open the cage... yet

[Bangers and Gash]

I've just had my tea and I'm in a good mood....

Oooh.. what did you have?

[DannDann]

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Thanks for the link matey, ill read it tonight.
Ive decided i'm gunna go for it, the guys at work were on about women today so that pretty much made up my mind.
Just ordered a cheap phone and then see when i can get some free time lol.
Excited and nervous, should be good.

[Melfort212]

Thanks for the link matey, ill read it tonight.
Ive decided i'm gunna go for it, the guys at work were on about women today so that pretty much made up my mind.
Just ordered a cheap phone and then see when i can get some free time lol.
Excited and nervous, should be good.

If you sign up to AW, make sure its with a false email address (so create a new email address) and don't use your real name. You have a punting phone so that is a good start.

I lost my virginity to an escort too,  she was 22 at the time so I wouldn't necessarily go for an elder one speaking from personal experience.
She was considerate and we took it slowly. I booked two hours so we didn't rush it. Chatting for the first twenty minutes probably.
Many escorts will say on their profile about virgins. Maybe try one of those?

[macman26]

mate make sure you pick a good one - i would say over 25 that has lots of experience so that she can guide you.... But honesty mate ware have you been for 5 years or so! Another point once you go down the WG you will find hard to ever give up, even when your with a GF/wife etc   

[Benjboy87]

Many escorts will say on their profile about virgins. Maybe try one of those?

Yes absolutely. Plenty of chicks with dicks say first timers welcome....

[DannDann]

If you sign up to AW, make sure its with a false email address (so create a new email address) and don't use your real name. You have a punting phone so that is a good start.

I lost my virginity to an escort too,  she was 22 at the time so I wouldn't necessarily go for an elder one speaking from personal experience.
She was considerate and we took it slowly. I booked two hours so we didn't rush it. Chatting for the first twenty minutes probably.
Many escorts will say on their profile about virgins. Maybe try one of those?

thanks for the advice matey, my friend warned me about blackmailing so im using fake details for all this dont worry
oooh thats cool, i hope for a similar experience. Sounds like it went well.
Didnt realise escorts talk about virgins in their profile, this needs research lol

[webpunter]

OP - in the spirit of being helpful here's a place you could go to where you should get what you are looking for 
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Good luck & we all look forward to reading your review

[Vigvlad10]

OP - in the spirit of being helpful here's a place you could go to where you should get what you are looking for 
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Good luck & we all look forward to reading your review

I wonder if faggots are on the menu? 

[cueball]

Oooh.. what did you have?

Black pudding ofcourse 

[cueball]

matey,

matey,

Are you our newest shiny sherwoodian?

[MJ.spritzen]

I agree with a 25yo+ escort. For your first time I'd stay away from Romanian girls. They're hit and miss and go cold as soon as they have your money. Depends what you're into, do you like black girls? Asians? Blondes? Many of us on here have been with all races and ages. I like older women generally and would recommend a nice MILF. But then if it's your birthday pick a girl you think is "out of your league" (I don't actually believe that term, but you know what I mean).

What location are you? Blokes on here can suggest a reliable girl for you.

[Moresomes]

I've just had my tea and I'm in a good mood.... I'll not open the cage... yet

Don't be so mean.
Help the lad out.

[macman26]

Also stay away from anal and don't think you be do everything, in fact just stick to let her give you a BJ and sex, her on top so you and enjoy her views   

You need to tell us all:

1. Your dream women?

2. Big tits or thin?

3. Where is the uk are you!!

[bigmanbigman]

Hello if your real
Post links to 3 girls from aw here for a punter run down .

[Discord]

I lost my virginity to an escort and my booking went pretty well as I went into it with no fear of things going wrong (performance wise) seeing that I had no experience and it turned out to be by far my best performance.  In the following years my rare punts haven't gone so well but that first one was fine.  I wouldn't tell her you are a virgin though unless you find one that specifically mentions it on her page as something she is happy to cater for.  If you are shy like myself I'd advise you to perhaps pick an escort that doesn't speak much English as that way you don't have to make awkward conversation with them as much.     

[bigmanbigman]

That bad advice search check then ask here your get a honest answer .

[FLYING BLUE]

IF you are signed up to UKE with a very very similar name, then you are definately trolling this site and should quit now, whilst you are ahead

[FLYING BLUE]

Yes,

You're a Troll, now Fuck off 

Agreed.

[macman26]

IF you are signed up to UKE with a very very similar name, then you are definately trolling this site and should quit now, whilst you are ahead

Or it could be worse could be a mums-nuter.. sorry mums-neter

[west12345]

Only advice i can give...save your dough...book a 15 min'er...should give you 12-13 mins to spare 

[DannDann]

Thanks for the support guys, im actually really into the milfs to be completely honest lol. Also its all about the ass. An experienced woman with long hair and a nice ass sounds ideal.
Which ever area its in isnt too important as im willing to travel for the first one if its worth it.

ive seen this one but im unsure as its a little out of my age range lol
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also this one seems good too
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[west12345]

If you are genuine...first ones a bit of a gamble with no face pics but second one looks   

[DannDann]

If you are genuine...first ones a bit of a gamble with no face pics but second one looks   

I promise you guys im genuine lol, also yeah the 2nd one looks real good. Thats a definite contender, ill check out if anyone has reviewed her.

[Punter121212]

Theres no such thing as 'out of your age range' when your paying for it. 

If shes a cracker and she floats your boat check her out here, if shes got some good consistent reviews go for it.

Also, if it is your 1st time you'll probably shoot your load as soon as she starts sucking you off. What you could do is not have a wank for 3 days before hand and take a blue pill 30 minutes before the booking, that way you should be able to have a few goes on her and you'll have a better chance of getting your moneys worth. 

[cueball]

Here dandan man

Have a word with poodoo....
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=149272.0

[Happylad]

Are the kids on holiday from school again already?

[bigmanbigman]

Or hurry up your late for school mums calling.

[macman26]

Or the other option mate is if you totally unattached why don't you go to club/pub? Every town seems to have a few on Friday and Sat night. If your 27 you should just be ok. Just remember order drinks  but don't really drink them and take condoms....

Next option just book a good feedback with reports on this site WG and then report back in a week or too. Nothing more to be said, you read the guide, good some advice posted now go off and book etc....

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE! 

[Blueboy2016]

Well it depends on where you are of course and what type of woman you like the look of. I see one particular adult works woman quite regularly and she has not only the figure and looks I like but a warm easy going personality too so it all meets feel very comfortable yet I still get excited visiting her. She's very busty and in Milton Keynes. Check out my comments on her...but I would steer clear of foreign imports..could be a cold experience even if you like the looks. Rosie isn't the cheapest...but she is very good at lots of things..!!!

[Wilson85]

At the risk of feeding the troll...

Don't overthink it, just book one you like the look of and go. It won't go as you imagine it will.
And see another different prossie after you pop your cherry, helps with not getting too fixated on the lucky/unlucky cherrypopper.

Good luck.

[bigmanbigman]

No past his bedtime .

[fredpunter]

I promise you guys im genuine lol, also yeah the 2nd one looks real good. Thats a definite contender, ill check out if anyone has reviewed her.

Stop fucking saying lol! Makes you sound like a girl

[bigmanbigman]

Hurry fucking up your be 28 soon !!

[Steely Dan]

This question has so been asked so many times that we have a stock answer
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I point out the part on age. It is captured as a punting myth too. Simply, the young ones have more than enough experience. And really, you don't fancy a 28 year old? None of them?  Why not start with one under 30 with at least 10 positive reviews?