Author Topic: Luxurious Eden - Shockingly bad - Colchester  (Read 1210 times)


6 review(s) for _Luxurious_Massages_ (1 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Sinz]

Offline Hansolo69

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This bitch tours with another girl.
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Who looked rough as hell.


I had the misfortune of meeting her a few weeks ago in Colchester.  She was in a dump of a house in the Hythe area.
You know when you park somewhere and have that gut feeling that you should drive away - well I mugged myself off basically.  Should have trusted my instincts.
I thought this is only going to be a massage how bad can it be ??
Usual questions on the phone regarding are the photos genuine - usual lies - yes of course  :dash:
Girl was not ready at the agreed time which is a bad start.  When I did get into the house, usual trick of hiding behind the door.  :(
Lighting was poor and she looked reasonable, but never the 'model' in the photos.  Much larger and not in a good shape at all.
Went upstairs to a tiny cramped and not very clean looking room.  Mattress or very low bed on the floor with duvet and manky towel thrown on it.
I was originally planning on staying for an hour but quickly changed to 30 mins.
She went and stashed the cash.
Returned and I was face down on the bed - started massaging me with just one hand using freezing cold baby oil - lots of it.
I'm thinking this is shit - what have I done.
After a little while asked to turn over.  Again heaps of baby oil squirted over me - great.
Started getting closer to my chap, by which time I was really turned off.
Basically told her to stop and that I was leaving.

Guys, don't be tempted by these bait and switch girls.

I need to trust my gut instincts.

Offline Sinz

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Changed the rating from Positive to Negative, believe you got it mixed up OP

Offline Hansolo69

Changed the rating from Positive to Negative, believe you got it mixed up OP

Sorry about that  :hi:

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Sorry about that  :hi:

No worrries, all good. Thanks for sharing your experience.

Sorry about the shit punt.