Joanna from JoAnna & D. Professional Massage – Chingford – E4

[Eggbert]

Website: External Link/Members Only 

Date: 21st April

Services: 1 hour body to body massage with hand relief - £100

Location: Terraced house in a quiet residential area. Loads of free parking. Those room the massage is carried out in has low lighting and candles and the shower facilities are fine.

Looks: Joanna is a pretty blonde Czech girl who has excellent English and is about 5'3. Best feature is her arse which she puts to good use during the massage.

Meeting: I’ve probably visited this place about 10 times and after a couple of really poor massages with Katy and Nadia recently I was glad to see Joanna is back on the scene. Texted late afternoon and got the last appointment at 7pm. Text when I got there and Joanna opened the door as I approached. She was wearing a lovely tight orange dress. Joanna is a really friendly, confident and talkative girl. About 45 mins spent with my face down. Massaged me up and down with her lovely arse and plenty of time playing with my balls. She has her usual routine, including putting my hand in between her thighs as she worked on my arms. Turned me over and sat on my stomach and massage by chest before finishing me off with a good quality hand job after placing my hand on her arse. She’s naturally tactile so plenty of affectionate touching throughout. Had a shower and nice chat before I left. She’s been away studying aboard but now she is back is looking to do 1 or 2 fixed days.

[Kraken001]

Good review sir. I'm deciding when to go to see joanna or alina next. Do you know the days joanna works?

[mrhappypants]

Your money but £100 ph seems very, very poor value for the looks and services on offer here.

[xa2xie]

Your money but £100 ph seems very, very poor value for the looks and services on offer here.

+1
I did tried a booking with Johana a few times but finally gave up. It is too far from the center. To me spending this amount of money is equivalent to spend £120/h in central London, and there're quite a lot of decent SP for that price in central London.

[lebon121]

I dont understand how punters spend over £100 just on massage + hand relief. Dont you think it is so expensive guys ?  . I used to get a full service
 ( DFK+ RO+ RIMMING+69+ CIM + Swallow even Rimming on me and if you are a regular you get Alevel without paying any extra ). Nowdays i have to spend £150 minimum for normal sex (dfk+RO) , Rimming not always in the menu or you will be charged extra,
Anal ???? Became a luxury in the WG  like list. It is a joke and some punters are making hard for us all.
Massage +HE or BJ  = £50 or £60
GFE = £80
£10 to  £20  Extra for Anal and swallow .
I think the rate  should be between £100 and £120 for full service.
We guys have to change our behaviours towards spending that much money for just a massage and normal limited service.
What do you think guys?

[Eggbert]

Good review sir. I'm deciding when to go to see joanna or alina next. Do you know the days joanna works?

She isn't sure yet. Said maybe Friday or Saturday. I just text and ask who is working that day.

[Eggbert]

This is close to home for me and Joanna and Daniela provide a good service. I've had plenty of ordinary and unsatisfying rub and tugs (including from other girls at this place) but I'm happy to pay £100 for a more erotic experience from a girl who knows how to deliver it well. But I wouldn't go any higher. It's quite rare that see anyone for full service. I don't think us punters need to start some sort of pricing cartel. If someone provides a good service and a client is willing to pay the rate, then I don't see the problem myself.

[Kraken001]

This is close to home for me and Joanna and Daniela provide a good service. I've had plenty of ordinary and unsatisfying rub and tugs (including from other girls at this place) but I'm happy to pay £100 for a more erotic experience from a girl who knows how to deliver it well. But I wouldn't go any higher. It's quite rare that see anyone for full service. I don't think us punters need to start some sort of pricing cartel. If someone provides a good service and a client is willing to pay the rate, then I don't see the problem myself.

It's not just about price it's about safety. Some of us have wives and girlfriends. I don't want to catch anything to bring home and a good massage together with a wank does me these days! I used to love my owo and cim sessions but just can't take the risk anymore.

[Kraken001]

She isn't sure yet. Said maybe Friday or Saturday. I just text and ask who is working that day.

Ah ok. I will try and get a appointment with  joanna sometime soon. Lisa was quite a decent session if you haven't tried her yet!

[mrhappypants]

Kraken, Egbert, I am not questioning you right to spend what you on who you like for what you like.  I'm saying there is a hell of a lot better value out there for the services you received and for the price you paid.

Going rate for full sex plus OWO (and maybe CIM) in London is £100 ph - nuff said.

[Love2come]

Kraken, Egbert, I am not questioning you right to spend what you on who you like for what you like.  I'm saying there is a hell of a lot better value out there for the services you received and for the price you paid.

Going rate for full sex plus OWO (and maybe CIM) in London is £100 ph - nuff said.

Sometime people do not want full sex though. You can get a 30 min massage and hr at this place for £30. What wrong with that?

[tintin100]

Sometime people do not want full sex though. You can get a 30 min massage and hr at this place for £30. What wrong with that?

Are you sure about this ? £30 for 30 min and it includes HR.

[nickleupip]

I dont understand how punters spend over £100 just on massage + hand relief. Dont you think it is so expensive guys ?  . I used to get a full service
 ( DFK+ RO+ RIMMING+69+ CIM + Swallow even Rimming on me and if you are a regular you get Alevel without paying any extra ). Nowdays i have to spend £150 minimum for normal sex (dfk+RO) , Rimming not always in the menu or you will be charged extra,
Anal ???? Became a luxury in the WG  like list. It is a joke and some punters are making hard for us all.
Massage +HE or BJ  = £50 or £60
GFE = £80
£10 to  £20  Extra for Anal and swallow .
I think the rate  should be between £100 and £120 for full service.
We guys have to change our behaviours towards spending that much money for just a massage and normal limited service.
What do you think guys?

+1

[djs1969]

I agree with happypants that pricing has got stupid  and to be honest its very difficult to get  a decent value for money girl locally. When I started punting 12 yrs ago the going rate was £100 ph now it seems 2 be £150 .and whats worse the EE girls are asking just as much !
I dont no what the answer isas I honestly wonder who has £150 ph tp spend (thats more than I earn in a day)-my only thought is it is guys with expense accounts that drive the prices up as they dont have to earn the money so paying such a high price is irrelevant 2 them.

[mmmwhat]

Genuinely curious as I use to live in Chingford, and it's a pretty big area. Are the girls normally based in Ching Mount (which is a dump), or North Chingford (which is ok but a chore to get to). There's Chingford Hatch too, but that's more Enfiled.

[Love2come]

Genuinely curious as I use to live in Chingford, and it's a pretty big area. Are the girls normally based in Ching Mount (which is a dump), or North Chingford (which is ok but a chore to get to). There's Chingford Hatch too, but that's more Enfiled.

They used to be north Chingford now they are near the Audi showrooms.

[Bdbdmd]

Joanna and Daniella are outstanding. But agree there are some girls who do not live up to there standards. Had both very good and below average experiences from some of the other girls who work here. But I enjoy seeing different girls and just ask who's working and decline the appointment over the phone if didn't enjoy the first meet.