London massage shop mini reviews

[lougb1]

Leyton Natural Health is shown in an outside scene in Leytonstone in the new series of Amandaland on I-Player.

I thought you maybe promoting your self for an in door scene!!

 

[Titaniumwildcard]

Can anyone recommend any Thai massage shops/masseuse's In and around Liverpool Street/old street?

I’ve been to few in the area but they’re all Chinese and I am wanting something different. I used to go to one in Greenwich but that’s too far now

[sparkus]

I thought you maybe promoting your self for an in door scene!!

 

There's a hidden camera in there as well?!

[goblet]

Can anyone recommend any Thai massage shops/masseuse's In and around Liverpool Street/old street?

I’ve been to few in the area but they’re all Chinese and I am wanting something different. I used to go to one in Greenwich but that’s too far now

I have used Thai Garden in Artillery Lane and you will certainly get a proper Thai massage. Anything else will depend on your provider (could be nothing) and 'how far they go' will also vary. One point to bear in mind is the cost. Door fees are expensive and extras quoted are very top end price. The shop is nicely done & comfortable, not discreet to access though.
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[Love2come]

There's a hidden camera in there as well?!

in the massage room?

[sparkus]

in the massage room?

Joke, on my part (not parts).

[Jordanstar7520]

I have used Thai Garden in Artillery Lane and you will certainly get a proper Thai massage. Anything else will depend on your provider (could be nothing) and 'how far they go' will also vary. One point to bear in mind is the cost. Door fees are expensive and extras quoted are very top end price. The shop is nicely done & comfortable, not discreet to access though.
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Do
They give owo or fs?

[Titti Tatti]

Lily, Dr Herb, Bethnall Green. Sunday's and Tuesday's

Massage. £90 for 90 mins.

Lily\Lilly is not bad looking, better than average fare.  Probably a little younger than many, taught skin, thick black hair and decent sized natural (? Assumed didn't ask) boobies. Slimish.  Promissing. Intro

Very little English, in fact her whole vibe is she's quite new to this game.  Seemed fresh in a good way.

Massage is pretty strong but she does work hard and my pains were gone next day.

Surprised when asked to turn over only 45mins elapsed.  I got the impression full service might be on offer, but I wanted  b2b and a bj. £80 handed over.

Next 30 mins she was led by me to deliver all the above with a certain naive enthusiasm . Nothing was the best I've had, but it was all good.  I do like a nice snog and she provided that!
After 30mins she pointed out the time, but I pointed out we had another 15 mins and she got back on the table and did a great job (after coaching) of teasing out a Grande finale.I
Will return

[LLPunting]

I have used Thai Garden in Artillery Lane and you will certainly get a proper Thai massage. Anything else will depend on your provider (could be nothing) and 'how far they go' will also vary. One point to bear in mind is the cost. Door fees are expensive and extras quoted are very top end price. The shop is nicely done & comfortable, not discreet to access though.
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What prices for which extras were you quoted or you paid?
Any named providers and any you'd care to describe and recommend?

[Iz88]

Siam Royal Thai Orchird just off Brick Lane

felt like this was a catfish as the owner keeps posting sexy TikToks of her in the shop

When i went there found out shes not a massuese just a receptionist which was sad

Ended up having a decent 30 min legit massage anyway for £45 (bit pricey)

[folma322]

Dr Gu in Clapham Sunday's. Super Skinny Chinese late 30s/40s could be higher, Barely any / A cup tits, and a tattoo on her chest, resembles the older lady from evergreen health in Barnet.
£60 for the hour starts off with grabbing/fondling my ass which i always a good sign, pretty standard massage. On the turn offered HJ/B2B asked for OWO + FS but neither of us had a condom, so agreed to B2B + OWO for £80.  Didnt get a name.

Starts with some body kissing into DFK she turns around to 69 position and starts a pretty good BJ. Nice clean shaven pussy to lick and suck on, I did think about licking the starfish but she has one of those outie butholes and thought against it. Eventually lay her down and do RO which she seemed really into. Allowed fingers and was wet but couldn't fit 2 in due to how tight she was. Get back to sitting position DFK while she wanked me to completion. This place is i would say a reliable place for FS just bring your own protection.

[folma322]

Siam Royal Thai Orchird just off Brick Lane

This place rebranded from Kinaree Thai spa? google maps location has that in the street view for the address

[jaj909]

Dr Gu in Clapham Sunday's. Super Skinny Chinese late 30s/40s could be higher, Barely any / A cup tits, and a tattoo on her chest, resembles the older lady from evergreen health in Barnet.
£60 for the hour starts off with grabbing/fondling my ass which i always a good sign, pretty standard massage. On the turn offered HJ/B2B asked for OWO + FS but neither of us had a condom, so agreed to B2B + OWO for £80.  Didnt get a name.

Starts with some body kissing into DFK she turns around to 69 position and starts a pretty good BJ. Nice clean shaven pussy to lick and suck on, I did think about licking the starfish but she has one of those outie butholes and thought against it. Eventually lay her down and do RO which she seemed really into. Allowed fingers and was wet but couldn't fit 2 in due to how tight she was. Get back to sitting position DFK while she wanked me to completion. This place is i would say a reliable place for FS just bring your own protection.

I went once but wasnt able to see the girl beforehand -and the girl who serviced me ended up being pretty unnatractive. Went a second time and asked to see the girl first, and was shown, but it was awkward to ask Dr GU.. How did you approach it, did you see the girl before you decided to stay or maybe you went in for a massage with the idea you'd stay for more if the girl was up your street?

[folma322]

I went once but wasnt able to see the girl beforehand -and the girl who serviced me ended up being pretty unnatractive. Went a second time and asked to see the girl first, and was shown, but it was awkward to ask Dr GU.. How did you approach it, did you see the girl before you decided to stay or maybe you went in for a massage with the idea you'd stay for more if the girl was up your street?

With this place never have i seen the girl(s) except for the now pregnant katie who was standing in at desk when Dr Gu wasn't around prior to the massage. In fact there has been a couple of times Dr Gu ushered me in to a defunct massage room / waiting area while waiting for the previous punter to finish. I hardly ever plan ahead minus a few places i have the number for the shop / individual providers. Usually just rock up and try my luck.

With all places i usually just try to get as much as i can get, as in escalate b2b -> ro -> dfk/bj -> fs and most of the time i'm happy if i only get as far as B2B HJ, its part of the fun with massage shops not knowing what your going to get. And if i don't find the girl attractive just HJ finish.

[jaj909]

With this place never have i seen the girl(s) except for the now pregnant katie who was standing in at desk when Dr Gu wasn't around prior to the massage. In fact there has been a couple of times Dr Gu ushered me in to a defunct massage room / waiting area while waiting for the previous punter to finish. I hardly ever plan ahead minus a few places i have the number for the shop / individual providers. Usually just rock up and try my luck.

With all places i usually just try to get as much as i can get, as in escalate b2b -> ro -> dfk/bj -> fs and most of the time i'm happy if i only get as far as B2B HJ, its part of the fun with massage shops not knowing what your going to get. And if i don't find the girl attractive just HJ finish.

I can see the appeal - it's like a lucky draw lottery ticket with a £5 likely win. I generally dont go in for massages, in fact last time i went in i just asked a head massage (whilst lying with only boxers on) and within a few mins she leaned in and asked 'fucky, yes?'. The two times ive been in the girls have been in the 40s - ill give it a 3rd try and if i get a 40 yr old jelly belly again ill prob just stick to your standard chinese brothel.

[y101y]

After all these years how had I, until today, not seen Colombian Sarah at Skyline? I thought I had but when I opted for her today I was thinking of someone else. A darker skin girl that I think also called herself Sarah/Sara and offered unremarkable service?

Anyway, this Sarah is very much what I like, looks wise. Short, curvy, attractive face, great large arse and tits.

I only had time for a 30 min session and made it clear what I was interested in from the start. The massage was just average, too light but when she got to my upper thighs and balls she did a nice job teasing.

Flipped me over and we settled on 60 for b2b and covered oral. FS was on offer for 120 and I was tempted but didn’t have much time and also thought it was on the high side at twice the cost of b2b/oral, but maybe I could’ve negotiated?

She stripped off to reveal her great body and large tattoo across her back and arse cheeks. Service was good, and when I asked to taste her she manoeuvred into 69 without hesitation. Pussy was clean and seemed like it would be fun to fuck. Next time!

Overall it was slightly on the clinical side but I still had a good time for under 100 in total. I’ll definitely try her again when I can. She said she works all day Mondays and 11-3 Tuesdays.

[y101y]

Carolina at Skyline.

The usual 50 for 1 hr.

Claims it was her second time working there.

Brazilian, nice face but lip fillers and possibly other work done. Maybe mid 30s? Slim with a-cups and a plump but somewhat flat arse. Deep voice which made me wonder for a moment if she had always been a woman but I confirmed later she was the real deal.

Massage was good but I’ve noticed the bed (in the left room at least) is very uncomfortable now. There’s a metal bar that digs into your chin unless you position your face just right. They need to invest in a new bed or two.

Asked 160 for FS and OW. Greedy. I got her down to 120 which I still think is high for that place but I went for it anyway. Wish I hadn’t as it was just average and she wasn’t very tight. I also found her body to be less appealing naked than it was when she had her clothes on. She has the obligatory tan lines the Brazilians love, and I like the look of them.

I had to point out that I had 15 min left after the deed and to her credit she did provide a nice rub down at that point.

OK experience but a bit of buyers remorse given the 170 total spend.

[LLPunting]

Carolina at Skyline.

The usual 50 for 1 hr.

Claims it was her second time working there.

Brazilian, nice face but lip fillers and possibly other work done. Maybe mid 30s? Slim with a-cups and a plump but somewhat flat arse. Deep voice which made me wonder for a moment if she had always been a woman but I confirmed later she was the real deal.

Massage was good but I’ve noticed the bed (in the left room at least) is very uncomfortable now. There’s a metal bar that digs into your chin unless you position your face just right. They need to invest in a new bed or two.

Asked 160 for FS and OW. Greedy. I got her down to 120 which I still think is high for that place but I went for it anyway. Wish I hadn’t as it was just average and she wasn’t very tight. I also found her body to be less appealing naked than it was when she had her clothes on. She has the obligatory tan lines the Brazilians love, and I like the look of them.

I had to point out that I had 15 min left after the deed and to her credit she did provide a nice rub down at that point.

OK experience but a bit of buyers remorse given the 170 total spend.

Thanks for taking the hit on this one and letting us know asap 
I too was informed of her being new this week but having been stung by a number of their new starters who then vanished for being shite or too greedy or both I decided to pass on his one. Glad there are no regrets thanks to you 

GL with finding a new talent. I'm more and more inclined to sticking to regs who despite getting older are getting better compared to the present offerings and familiarity certainly helps.

[LLPunting]

Is Berrylands still open?

Scutty has the dodgy proprietess been pinched?

[stampjones]

Is Berrylands still open?

Scutty has the dodgy proprietess been pinched?

Ooh I'd completely forgotten about that place 😂

[amusedbouche]

After all these years how had I, until today, not seen Colombian Sarah at Skyline? I thought I had but when I opted for her today I was thinking of someone else. A darker skin girl that I think also called herself Sarah/Sara and offered unremarkable service?

Anyway, this Sarah is very much what I like, looks wise. Short, curvy, attractive face, great large arse and tits.

Sounds great. Where is Skyline for the uninitiated? Ta.

[Nick_Curran]

It's on Lee High Road, about 10 mins' drive from Lewisham, in SE London.

[FlaccidChimp]

Bella Italian
Venue - skyline
looks: around 5 ft 5, size 8-10, hair dyed blonde, fake full lips, big fake chest.

Massage: The feeling of her hand on my back felt good and her massage was pretty good for what i've experienced at that place. Offers hj, b2b, and full.

Somewhat good at the massage and HJ/HR. If you like a doll look i would recommend.

[LLPunting]

Bella Italian
Venue - skyline
looks: around 5 ft 5, size 8-10, hair dyed blonde, fake full lips, big fake chest.

Massage: The feeling of her hand on my back felt good and her massage was pretty good for what i've experienced at that place. Offers hj, b2b, and full.

Somewhat good at the massage and HJ/HR. If you like a doll look i would recommend.

Thanks.  How much does she accept for her service choices?

[FlaccidChimp]

Thanks.  How much does she accept for her service choices?

HJ 30, B2B 70, and I think full service was 110 which I didn't try.

[LLPunting]

HJ 30, B2B 70, and I think full service was 110 which I didn't try.

 
110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

[FlaccidChimp]

110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

I don't know. There's providers charging less and more that probably get enough business. There's usually a market price for things but what something is worth varies for each person. Personally if I'm paying for an hour or more I like to be greeted by opening the door and peeking her head out. Some nice lingerie revealed from under a gown, with music that sets the mood. It's also nice to be offered a drink. I also like a discreet venue but I forgo ticking every box of my preferences because it's unrealistic, or likely too costly for me to do regularly.

[oharrak40]

Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration

[sparkus]

110 is stupid money for the situation/circumstances. 70 already pushing it.
Aside from decent facilities and a bed what else would need to be guaranteed or better to justify 160 for an hr with her including FS?

I suspect there's a separate class of blokes out there who only visit these shops and never flats etc. on VS/AW so they think this is the market rate.  Skyline and Herbal Clinic pretty much have the capital sewn up now for this.

[daviemac]

Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration

Why not post a review to help those interested in the place? there's a thread here that will help. - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=422371.0

[LLPunting]

Been going to Suwanna Thai in Norbury for many years and always been legit but in the last few months been going and getting a massage from Veeya and her massages are good very good and strong but got a HJ from her without expecting one and now whenever I go she is up for anything besides penetration

Thanks for this nugget  , been meaning to try this place for years but rarely pass thru the area with time to.

How much for entry and various extras?  Any luck with other ladies there?

[Scrumpy69]

Anyone tried Healing touch west croydon/ thornton heath, used to be called GG Beauty i did a review earlier this year

Tried to contact them and they have been taken over she sent me photos of two chinese girls but backed off when i asked about extra

However they offer 4 hands my ex thai girlfriend told me that if a shop offers 4 hands they are naughty lol

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[LLPunting]

Anyone tried Healing touch west croydon/ thornton heath, used to be called GG Beauty i did a review earlier this year

Tried to contact them and they have been taken over she sent me photos of two chinese girls but backed off when i asked about extra

However they offer 4 hands my ex thai girlfriend told me that if a shop offers 4 hands they are naughty lol

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Made an enquiry to an unknown VS ad about a month back which turned out to be this old place.  Sent me questionable pics but open about extras being available so no wsws just doubts about how young and comely is the SP.  Didn't bother finding out.

[Scrumpy69]

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.

[stampjones]

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.

I think it would be very unusual to get a yes to that question outside the room. You pretty much have to guess, check on here or toftt. If it's a Chinese shop though I'd say it was a pretty high chance of getting something

[oharrak40]

Thanks for this nugget  , been meaning to try this place for years but rarely pass thru the area with time to.

How much for entry and various extras?  Any luck with other ladies there?

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

[LLPunting]

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

Much appreciated 

[elnukky]

The massage is £60 if you pay cash and she won’t ask for extra money - I never asked for extras initially and went for a genuine massage which btw she is really good at, it just just happened that one of the times she would do my inner thighs and just caress your Crown Jewels which then ended up in a HJ and once massage is done she just cleaned up and left.

She always does this going forward, nothing is discussed she does the massage and then when time comes do what you want - she has let me rub her pussy , suck on tits , slap her ass , b2b just not penetration

I always tip her £10-£20 but she did tell me to keep it on low

Could you give us a description of what you look like Veeya? cup size, height, complexion, age...

[myothernameis]

I made an enquiry and got the complete no this is a massage shop only we dont do that, now i am getting you must discuss with the girl which probably means a HJ at least.
But do i want to risk it in this heat.

Im in London for a few days, and looking to visit some massage shops over the next few days

In relation to the shops saying, we dont do that, was looking over google reviews, and most of the reviews are 5-STAR.  But the reviews dont mention wahts going on, most comments, are like such a nice girl, so relaxing, will go back

But there were at least two 1-STAR reviews, and these guys, disgusted at the girls behavor, like touching his cock.  One place werer negative reviews were left was the Roseberry massage shop.   The owner of this shop replied, my girls dont do this sort of thing, so it must be another massage shop with the same name.......But we know diffeent

Paid a visit today to WXY, review posted

[bombadill]

Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

[sparkus]

Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

I've not heard of any HJs that low for a while, not saying there aren't though but I doubt it.

I last paid that in the Debden granny shop years ago, telling her it was all I had on me and hoping she'd not accept it - she not only did but insisted to get her kit off too.

[Massage Bloke]

Any decent massage place in London (East London preferably) with a reasonable priced HR (around £20)?

Don't know of any doing HR for £20, but if you find one, let me know!