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External Link/Members OnlyOk so I found this girl in Harlow found no reviews on here had one feedback.
So doing my research first found the person who left the feedback had no feedback if their own (alarm bell no 1 ).
Googled her phone number and it came up with some lovely blonde lady named mistress sandy ( not karlie) so alarm bell number 2.
So today I decided to risk it and try her despite my wizardy senses saying no.
I sent a quick text to check availability got a post code back instantly so far so good.
Called back to check services.
So a girl answers the phone when I said hello Karlie I got a surprised response then asked if I could get a shower confirmed services. As she continued to speak I noticed the accent I don't know what nationality sounded EE. (Alarm bell number 3 ) her profile states that she's British
So finally find the place get door number. I decided as this punt seemed quite ropey I parked further away and walked the long way round to check out the area better and any sergies hanging around wouldn't necessarily know it's me. paranoid maybe.
So knocked on the door she opens it my first thoughts were fuck me she's gone all out on the effort seeing as she had at least half hour or more to get ready she looked like she had just got out of bed. Dressed oh so not sexy in Rough shorts the shirt and socks. That's how I dress on bloody Sunday when I'm slouching around my flat
I said hello Karlie and again there was a pause and look of surprise so she probably doesn't even know what her recycled managed profile actually says.
She then directs directs me into the bedroom and I ask for a shower. She then starts huffing and puffing and rabbiting something about the shower (I'm guessing something like it's not working? ) then I suggested a wash I just got loads of attitude huffing and puffing and rude and direct incomprehensible English or some other language then I Heard a female in the other room shouting (mom maid pimp wg) who knows who cares I got the fuck out of there.
She opened the door for me like a stroppy teenager.
Sorry guys I know it's tofft but I'd rather spend me punting money on a proper prostitute not this trashy thing who I gotta be honest there was a point where I thought I'd knocked on the wrong door she wasn't even pleased to see me.
Rating out of 10 ha don't make me laugh.
So what I'm saying is DONT BOOK THIS PERSON !!
whoever she is.
Needless to say the positive thing about this experience was that I learned to trust my wizarding senses and that I can now rat her out on here and saved myself money to Find an even better punt tonight
