External Link/Members OnlyGot home from a weekend up north tonight. Had planned to find someone to punt with in a different area while driving down but everything I tried to fix up turned to shit. So, finally home around 8pm, I was determined to find someone to shag not too far way. I searched on Adultwork for local escorts with the green light on and made about seven phone calls with follow-up texts when I got voice mail or no answer. Nothing doing.
So I tried a Google search for escorts in my area and found the above profile on Vivastreet. The girls on there are often not even close to where the profile says they are, but this girl (she called herself Elena or maybe Helena) was literally a four-minute walk from my door.
She sounded like a rational human being on the phone. She spoke perfect English but I couldn't quite place the accent; definitely not EE or Brazilian though. Twenty minutes later I'm walking into the open front door of a shithole flat conversion not far from Deptford Bridge DLR. A young couple follow me up the stairs and it turns out they live next door to the escort. Meanwhile, she's just rung my phone and I tell her I'm there and what flat number is she? The door I'm standing next to swings open with her standing behind it and she lets me in at the same time as the couple go into their place. They're smiley and friendly and don't seem to suspect anything.
The escort's flat is much better than the building but she doesn't present an appealing prospect in her shapeless dressing gown. But then it comes off and she's in a basque and stockings and looks reasonably tidy. Somewhere betwen 27 and 33 I'd say. She's definitely the girl on the profile because there's no mistaking those tattoos. The pics are accurate but there's no longer any trace of blonde in her hair. Turns out she's Italian — genuinely Italian, from Sicily. Been in the UK for six years, Deptford for a month and has escorted in other areas before.
She seemed perfectly pleasant and cheerful, and after disappearing with my 60 notes (for 30 mins) she came back a minute later and we got down to business. First disappointment: no kissing, which her profile says she does so. She did get affectionate in other ways — cuddling, neck nuzzling — but my pecks on her lips were ignored.
She got on top of me and unleashed her nicely shaped tits (with pierced nipples). While I was burrowing my face into them she started grinding her hips into mine and grabbing the old man to get him properly awake. The general effect was very arousing, but...
Second disappointment: oral is only with condom. She'd got a Durex out of its wrapper before I realised, but made no objection when I suggested we use one of mine: a non-latex, ultra-thin Japanese Sagami Original from a box I'd ordered on Amazon, as recommended elsewhere on UKP. Very first time I'd tried one. Even though I'd followed advice to get the largest available, it still covered only two thirds of my 6ins erection and was very, very tight . At first I thought it was hopeless; a waste of money, but against all odds my hard-on did not wilt, as it always does with conventional latex sheaths.
After a couple of minutes of OK-ish suction I suggested 69 and she shook her head. I told her she was missing out on a very talented tongue, which at first she appeared to ignore, but after another minute of sucking she suddenly swung herself up and over me and presented her pussy to my face while pushing her hands against the wall. So I set the tongue-monster to work and she made appreciative noises while reaching behind to keep my cock interested. Her snatch was a pleasure to lick, with no odour, a sweet taste and a clit larger than average.
After a couple of minutes of this she disengaged and mounted me in cowgirl. My hard-on was still very much in place despite the too-small condom and we got a really nice action going while I pulled her down for neck-nuzzling and breast burrowing. She seemed really into it, and kept saying "I'm gonna cum... keep going... I'm gonna cum". But she was moving so energetically that I accidentally plopped out, breaking the spell for her. Once back inside I moved up a gear and had a really powerful climax about two minutes later. She said she was worried about the safety of the ultra-thin condom, but on withdrawing everything was as it should be.
Incredibly to me, we were still only 18 minutes into the booking but I knew I wouldn't revive in time for another pop, so I told her to give me the massage I'd turned down earlier when she suggested it as an opener. She agreed, rubbed some oil into my back, and after about five minutes of forceful kneading (she seems to have had some training) she said she was finished and got up, putting on the shapeless dressing gown to emphasise the point. We were still a bit shy on time, but I didn't really want anything else so I luxuriated for a minute, stopped myself drifting off to sleep, then got up and got dressed.
Another negative moment had occurred during the massage. Some people (two, I think) opened the door of her flat and came into the hall before going into their own room. Turns out she's sharing and the other people don't know what's happening. So she had to go out and check that the coast was clear before I could leave.
I've wavered between giving a neutral or a positive for this one and I'm sure others on here might call it as a negative due the disappointments highlighted above. But on balance I liked the girl, we had a good fuck, and she's super handy for quick sexual relief. I know there are sexier girls in London who provide more for the same amount, but I still wouldn't rule out seeing her again.
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