So I've been clearly seeking out a top notch massage and hand job in between bouts of winding and whittling down my SA list.
External Link/Members Only40 quid for an hour
20 given for HR (but not asked for - should I have just dropped a tenner?)
you tell me????!!The short verdict Overall 6/10
Facilities - 5/10 - not discreet on the street, and you are faced with it being a hair place as you enter. Then in spite of the pleasant rooms, this cruddy towel (which maybe was chucked in a bucket of bleach to wash wasn't pleasant, so huge marks knocked off for that )
The girl - 6/10 not too attractive, but tries her best. And has some cheeky, quirky charm about her as she aims to please.
The massage - 6/10 although not as firm as I suggested Id like the hand relief was pretty good but then no touching of her etc which is something that would push the rating up where I think it could be.
The StoryNanoi practically leapt up,out of her seat to take me up the flights of stairs.
Pleasant room, bottle of water offered and taken. I showered but the towel left for me could have done with a few more cycles....not impressed with that but I've slept on building sites in my time and roughed it camping many times so WTF...cake myself in germs why not??!
I should have said something but feck it.
nanoi is quite sweet but a little mumsy looking - 40's. Her teeth are like one of those Jamie Hewlett Gorillaz character cartoons and she seemingly has to grind them about a bit in a way people with false teeth sometimes have a bit of a rummage. It's a little unfair of me tbf as she's not grotesque, her eyes are quite nice too.
Her massage is decent (on a heated table too which is quite nice) especially when applying her feet to groin area and when she goes bit firmer. She tells me the place isn't so busy right now and suggests I try all girls - there are 5 and hopefully come back to her. It's nice to hear in a way because you think ok she's going to try to earn her money here.
So pleasant massage and as I turn on front plenty of swipes in and around the old man to get some blood flowing in him. She was very coy about the offer of hand relief trying to put the ball in my court as much as she could but we got there in the end.
Her hand job technqiue was good and she introduced some foot action too which was new for me and appreciated.
Limited touching, barely let me touch at all - she claimed so she she didn't get turned on
Hmmm.....not heard that one before.
She was also shushing me for suggesting I should be touching her all over...
Anyway the hand relief was good...nicely cleaned up and showered. Seeemed we must have gone over for more than 20 mins. She apolOgised for this - said due to her talking...
Ok so why the neutral then, Del ?
Well I can't really say I am a punting newbie any more and am more observant and discerning and have more to compare my experiences with. I want to keep my standards higher and pass that on in a review as that's what I'd like from this site too.
Am I becoming a harder punter to please - certainly, but then I want to filter out the mediocre or ok from the very good service for my own mind and for the forum.
I wouldn't go back to this girl but I would consider some of the others there and certainly make sure the towel I received was more hygienic. And advise any punter be on the ball with that that.
