House of Divine - Pimlico - Bonnie.

[Elsewhere]

I was 95%+ sure my planned punt that day was going to stand me up/no show (and I was right), so the day before I checked the HoD rota for London, and both Bonnie and Adrienne caught my eye.  In the end, I decided to go with Bonnie as I prefer dark hair to blonde.

Comms
Looking back at my phone later, I can see the whole thing was set up and organised in 41 seconds.  It was about as simple and easy as it gets.  It was literally:
Me: Hi, is Bonnie available any time soon?
HoD:  Yes, she can see you at X:XX,
Me: Can you confirm she kisses?
HoD:  Yes, she kisses.
Me: Great, can I book an hour please.
All done.  To me, this is one of HoD's best strengths.  You can get a cracking girl set up and ready to see in no time at all, with no fuss and bullshit.

Location and Looks/Body
Ground floor flat fairly close to Vauxhall Bridge Road, simple to get to.  Shower has seen better days, but bathroom itself and bedroom all clean, and lots of clean towels around.
Profile says size 10 and 36C.  While I am not very clued up on women's dress/bra sizes, I liked what I saw and was happy with Bonnie's body. Very little or no fat.  Dressed in a red 1-peice (pictures shamelessly stolen from HoD's Twitter a few hours later). It was quite a hot day, and as a result, I don't expect SPs to be trussed up in the full set of S+S.  Only criticism might be the amount of foundation seemed to show, but nothing to detract from the experience.

Service/Experience
Bonnie is quite lively and bubbly, so no worries about meeting a dour-faced sour-puss.  She kisses, with tounge.  More sensual than tonsil-hockey, but very nice.  Her nipples were large and very pronounced, but extremely sore/sensitive (she said), so didn't spend more than a few minutes there.  A great OWO session meant pop 1 happened quite quickly.  Clean-up, chit-chat and spoon/cuddles for ~5 minutes while I recovered.  RO on her which was nice, and more OWO for round 2.   She asked if I wanted a condom for sex, but I declined, as I was very happy with her OWO and wanted more of that (yes please!).    I very rarely, if ever, pop on round 2, but was really enjoying the OWO and she is very good at it.

We finished about 5-7 minutes early, but that was at my doing rather than hers, as things had wrapped up conveniently and I started getting dressed. She mentioned there was no need to rush as I had time left.  A nicely chilled orange juice went down a treat too just before I left

Overall, I wanted a GFE session with kissing, and lots of oral, and that is exactly what I got.  Not going to be in my best-of-all-time sessions, but was very happy how the booking went and left feeling great.  Very positive overall.

Would I recommend/return?  Yes to both.
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PS - While getting OWO, I was going to scoop Bonnie's hair out the way so I could get a clear view, and me being a clumsy sod I am, managed to poke her in the face/eye with my thumb.   Extremely sorry about that, felt bad about it, but she shook it off and carried on with minimal fuss.  Again - SORRY!


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[l4at]

Ohh another potential for the HL, glad to hear you had a good time with her.

[mcgee121]

PS - While getting OWO, I was going to scoop Bonnie's hair out the way so I could get a clear view, and me being a clumsy sod I am, managed to poke her in the face/eye with my thumb.   Extremely sorry about that, felt bad about it, but she shook it off and carried on with minimal fuss.  Again - SORRY!

Shouldn't you be txting the SP about this if you feel you need to instead of putting it in a review.  It seems like you know she will read this review.

[Elsewhere]

Shouldn't you be txting the SP about this if you feel you need to instead of putting it in a review.  It seems like you know she will read this review.

No, it was more to show others readers that instead of being a diva/drama queen and making a big fuss of a genuine accident, she put it behind her and carried on with the booking.

[Elsewhere]

Also, only just noticed.....

Have a closer look at the picture of her facing the camera....
Notice how all the floorboards are in a straight line, UNTIL you get to the area around her waist?  Especially pronounced on the left side (her right?)

Seems even Twitter pics get the photoshop treatment now - geez.

[BootsnBunches]

thanks for the review. I've been wondering on this one!

[Jonestown]

Also, only just noticed.....

Have a closer look at the picture of her facing the camera....
Notice how all the floorboards are in a straight line, UNTIL you get to the area around her waist?  Especially pronounced on the left side (her right?)

Seems even Twitter pics get the photoshop treatment now - geez.

On the same picture, what are the mildew like marks on the back of her right shoulder, is it a tattoo that's being covered up ?

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for the review, she looks good and it seems that she has a good attitude. Glad you had a good time. I am attaching some more, no doubt heavily photoshopped photos:



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[Elsewhere]

On the same picture, what are the mildew like marks on the back of her right shoulder, is it a tattoo that's being covered up ?

Have no idea.
Cant say I noticed anything there during the booking, but didn't do any doggy, so didn't really see her back at all. 

[BootsnBunches]

I like a girl who allows fingering and will suck your balls. Will she do that do you know?

[Elsewhere]

I like a girl who allows fingering and will suck your balls. Will she do that do you know?

Don't know, as I wasn't particularly interested in either of those things.
When we were talking at the start of the booking, and she asked me what sorts of things I would like, I replied that I was looking for a fairly vanilla type GFE booking, and the rest is per the OP.

I guess the usual applies, ask the SP/HoD before booking if there are things you specifically want.

[raylondoner]

I like a girl who allows fingering and will suck your balls. Will she do that do you know?

Regarding ball sucking, I think girls will be more inclined to do so if you are shaved 

[BootsnBunches]

Regarding ball sucking, I think girls will be more inclined to do so if you are shaved 

I do - for just that reason. I like to think I'm considerate as an old perv punter

[l4at]

Regarding ball sucking, I think girls will be more inclined to do so if you are shaved 

I don't know, I'm pretty hairy down there and I've had a few WG suck down there without asking 

[raylondoner]

I do - for just that reason. I like to think I'm considerate as an old perv punter

But how do you do it? I'm quite delicate around those parts! I know this has been discussed before, but I think it's worthy of resurrection!  Have actually been strimming today but not best pleased with results.

[BootsnBunches]

But how do you do it? I'm quite delicate around those parts! I know this has been discussed before, but I think it's worthy of resurrection!  Have actually been strimming today but not best pleased with results.

Hot water, a long soak, a new blade and a steady hand!

[LLPunting]

Hot water, a long soak, a new blade and a steady hand!

Alternatively try your luck with a Phillishave and perhaps you'll nut too. 

[LLPunting]

Also, only just noticed.....

Have a closer look at the picture of her facing the camera....
Notice how all the floorboards are in a straight line, UNTIL you get to the area around her waist?  Especially pronounced on the left side (her right?)

Seems even Twitter pics get the photoshop treatment now - geez.

Light bends in the presence of large gravitational forces... ' nuff said 

[LLPunting]

On the same picture, what are the mildew like marks on the back of her right shoulder, is it a tattoo that's being covered up ?

Pattern of dots and colouring would suggest a tattoo being airbrushed out of photo.
Doesn't look like she's actually had tattoo removal.
OP didn't notice anything but then if he didn't shag her he probably didn't see the back of her.   

[mrx007]

She's a sexy thing but nothing like as slim in the middle as in that first shot.

They go on about "no photoshop" but the MK Escorts/Annabellas/Ego group absolutely photoshop the shit out of their pics.

[LLPunting]

She's a sexy thing but nothing like as slim in the middle as in that first shot.

They go on about "no photoshop" but the MK Escorts/Annabellas/Ego group absolutely photoshop the shit out of their pics.

The 4th and last pics from Fully Sated give the game away.

[Elsewhere]

Strange this is, there was no need to do the whole Photoshop thing on the red 1-peice pic in the first place.  Her figure is fine and them trying to give her a 20" waist just looks a bit silly and makes her look incredibly disproportionate.