Author Topic: Stella Ueno - disappointing (Waterloo)  (Read 3117 times)


9 review(s) for Stella Ueno (5 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by The_Don]

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So in my quest for a great Asian GFE, my next stop was Stella, who has okay reviews on here.

Comms: Good, via text

Place: Nice flat right next to the Waterloo station. Quite an upscale building as well, doesn't look like a cheap rent haha. Place was clean, lots of towels for shower etc

The girl: She was more or less how I expected her to be. Rather cute Asian woman, definitely more than 27 (i'd say around 35 but guessing Asian age is a myth), really silky smooth. She was clean, ready for me, and asked me to take a shower before which I indulged as she handed me a fresh towel

Price: £90 for 30 min. Steep. I was therefore expecting top notch service

The meet: Stella doesn't speak much English. Strong Japanese accent in the few words she could say, so I barely understood her. Anyway. Started with some VERY light kissing as she looked okay to do so but not to extend into anything. Too bad as she has super soft lips. Wanted to play with her big boobs. And the worst happened. She has the saggiest tits I have ever seen. They looked amazing on a bra. Then they just went on a free fall. Her nipples are extremely big as well. It was honestly weird. Is she much older than I think? No idea.

Anyway. She was a bit... don't know if it was shy, inexperienced, awkward, or all of them. She kept taking weird positions. I tried to get her to wank me, she put her two fingers on my balls and moved them like it was a vagina! I then asked for oral. She asked me do I want with or without, I said without. She then goes down, stops to stare at my chest, and taps on the pecs. Wtf? She did that a couple of times as well lol. Then continue to go down, laying down on her side, and starts like... looking at my penis. Staring contest going on as she tells me "Bigu snaku". Uhhh... okay. Proceeds to get more or less the shaft on my penis in her mouth with tongue. And went JUST a bit deeper... but that's all. She then went back and forth on the shaft while being quite awkwardly positioned. Not allowing for eye contact or anything. I mean I'm specifically going to see an Asian escort, if you turn your back to me you're kinda ruining it.

Up next, sex. Trying to save that punt, but these £90 were clearly a bad investment. Doggy first, and she was again in a very awkward position, I had lot of trouble to find the right angle. She was tight as well. Mish then was alright - probably the only good point of the punt. Spooning didn't happen due to weird angles again. Went for CG, but at this point I had trouble staying hard. She barely offered an effort to make it happen. I honestly don't even think she knows how to get a man hard. She was just waiting for me to get hard again. I just asked for a handjob. She went erratically, I guided her, came, took a shower and left

Overall an extremely lackluster punt, not because of attitude as she was not reluctant or anything, but rather due to complete lack of skills. I suspect Stella has no idea how to actually please a man and pretty much just goes with the flow. Thoroughly disappointed, especially given the price.

Pros:

- Looks great
- Nice attitude

Cons:

- Zero skills
- Constant awkward positions
- Weird initiatives

Definitely not advised. Well, back to square one we are

Offline peter purves

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Overall an extremely lackluster punt, not because of attitude as she was not reluctant or anything, but rather due to complete lack of skills. I suspect Stella has no idea how to actually please a man and pretty much just goes with the flow. Thoroughly disappointed, especially given the price.


Definitely one of the most timidest WG one is un/likely to meet.

Better luck next time round.
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Ecy29

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Was she under influence of drugs? A normal person wouldn't behave the way you described!


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Was she under influence of drugs? A normal person wouldn't behave the way you described!

Cock overdose can have similar disorienting effects